Sheikh, Blue Film Aur Movie

Views: 16,528 - Posted on 02 Jul 2010

Sheikh Ji Ek Din Bazar Se Blue Film Leke Aate Hai

Movie Dekhte Hue Unki Gaand Fatt Gayi Kyunki Movie Mein Chudne Wali Unki Biwi Thhi

Movie Dekhne Ke Baad Bola: “Yaa Allah, Shukar Hai Ki Ye Sirf Movie Hi Thhi

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46 Responses to "Sheikh, Blue Film Aur Movie"

  1. Zohaib says:

    abe gaanduuuuuu joke me allah ka naam kyu lata maibhi ulta sidha beju kya

    • admin says:

      Zohaib agar tumhe kabhi shock lagega to hamesha muh se hey bhagwan ya god ka naam hi niklega. Allah janta hai ki kya galat hai aur kya sahi. and remember it is a joke. So don't complaints

  2. NS says:

    faltu chutiya joke

  3. Nabil says:

    Abe jhatu admin dimag kam hai kya

  4. melissa says:

    bakwasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

  5. Msaliim says:

    Ghisa pita purana joke..

  6. aaaa says:

    bivi chud rahi thi aur wo mithai baant raha tha

  7. saara says:

    i agree with u Zohaib.tmne bilkul sahi kha…

    • sara ka balatkariii says:

      admin bhai tum mast ho…

      Sala sara ki gaand me bhadi khujali machi hai apne apko hamesa sidhi sadi dikhati hai par utnai badi randi lagati hai

      :p

  8. vishal says:

    bahut land joke hai and zohaib is right

  9. soumya says:

    melissia were are u mena tumha phone kiya tha y didnt u pick it up hw is ur holidays going on

  10. soumya says:

    and by the way it is really low level joke. try 2 make some extra masala wala joke

  11. Prince raj says:

    Rajiya chud gayi kothe pe

  12. Prince raj says:

    Saara ladkiyan gande jocks nahi padhti hai.

  13. Zohaib says:

    SAARA,NABIL THANKS

  14. Zohaib says:

    AND ALWAYS VISHAL

  15. Zohaib says:

    ADMIN I LAST WARNING GIVEN TO YOU IF I AM STARTED TO WRONG COMMENT SO U R VERY HRT REMEMBER IT OK "LAST WARNING"

    • admin says:

      Zohaib it is a Last Warning to you if you do such things i will ban your IP and you will not able to see this site in future. This is a site which meant to entertain the people by any means.

  16. Nik says:

    time pass joke, pl.do not serious…

  17. saara says:

    admin tu zyada smart mt bn…zohaib is corrent n i m wt him…

    • admin says:

      Saara, I am not smart like you. i know you and nishi is the same person who is posted on this site. so please don't argue who is correct or who is wrong. Just enjoy the jokes dear. Its a request

  18. Harsh says:

    chodo yaaron ladna enjoy karo yar,aap sab log mature ho or aisi ladayi faltu ki hai,vaise mujhe b lagta hai,that putting name of 'allah' in such type of joke is not gud.

    admin tumne upar kaha hai k insan hairani me bhagwan ka nam leta hai lekin is tarah ki situation me shayad wo hota nahin.

    • admin says:

      Harsh Tumne thik bola par socho agar Us line ki jagha ye dialog hota. "Hai Rabba yehi din dekhne ko bacha tha" to kya ye ek genuine situation par boli gayi line na lagti. joke ko ek hasi wala banane ke liye esi line likhi jati hai

  19. ms says:

    yar isme kisi ki insult ki bat kaha se aa gayee???? allah ho ya bhagwaan sab to ek he hai

  20. ms says:

    saraa ki to lag gaye

  21. kaustubh says:

    why to take bhagwan, or allah or god's name in these types of jokes ??????????????

    bakwassssssss joke hai madhar chod

  22. Soubhagya says:

    Lots of thanks to admin. Its a joke no need to take seriously. kaas allah ki jagah pe Ram likha hota toh kisi ka muh naa khulta.

  23. Soubhagya says:

    Yeh HINDUSTAN hai.

  24. dahi wala says:

    kya fuddi pana ho reya hai………aese jokes pe muski tou sabhi bharey hongey

  25. yoegsh says:

    abe yaaro ek baat batao hm sab hindu ram ki aur muslim alhhah ki krischen god ki aur sikh vaheguru ki aulad hai aur kudrat ka niam bina chudai kare koi aida ni hota isliye jokes ke hasna sex ke time maza lena aur pray ke time dhyan lagan kyo admin mene galat kha kiya

    • admin says:

      Hi Yogesh Brother. I Really Like Your Thought Kash har koi esa sochta, Hum Indians Aur Pakistani log jitna time ek dusre ki taang khichne mein ya ek dusre ko nicha dikhane mein waste krte hai na utna time agar hum ye soche ki tarkki kese ki jaye ya kuch acha kese kiya jaye ye soche to shayad kuch bhala ho jaye. desh ka na sahi apna to ho hi jayega.

      And the last ultimate truth log chahe jitna marzi drama kar le sacha ban ne ka apni aukat ek mori (Hole) ke aage dikha hi jate hai. chahe vo main hun ya koi bhi. aur jo esa nahi karta vo fir allah, rabb, god, bhagwan mein yakeen nahi karta unke saath hota hai.

  26. Narendra Modi says:

    u r absolutely right admin, aur allaha ke sthan per bhagwan likha hota to inhe koi problem nahi hoti

  27. Nagesh says:

    ha ha ha ha nice jokes

  28. vishal says:

    jhatu joke……….

  29. anil says:

    kuch naya karo ..chutiye joke hai ya…

  30. jagga says:

    zaara jab chudti to kya allah ko yaad nahi karti

  31. Suraj says:

    Soumya apna no do warna tere maa chod dunga sabke samne nangi karke

  32. azhaan says:

    koi meri bhi maa behan ko chodo

  33. shelly says:

    pakkau joke

  34. shelly says:

    pakkau

  35. Suru says:

    shelly tum to pakkau nahi hona…

  36. ragini says:

    hi, shiekh kitna budhdhu hai, use itna bhi nahi pata ki movie tabhi bani hogi jab really me uski bb chudi hogi

  37. Praveen says:

    Ragini tumhara mind to laptop h.

  38. Praveen says:

    Sorry laptop ka i7 proccesar ho ek dam tej ho.

  39. hussain says:

    Ya Allah…meri gaand mat marna.

  40. manish says:

    itna sirious mat ho zohaib agar nahi accha lagta hai to is site ko open hi mat kar yahan par koi acchi bat karne nahi mauj masti karne aaaye hai chal chod thanda kar bat ko and admin keep it up bro duniya ko hasana duniya ka sabse muskil kam hai main ye bat samajhta hunn bcoz i'm also a comedy writer bye guysss

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