Shubh Kaam Mein Deri Kaisi
Views: 48,751 - Posted on 16 Nov 2011
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hiii rashii jii/.. kaisi ho… kya aap mujhe se dosti karogi??
Heartbeat ji blue pagdi me ap ho na, u looking so nice. Agr ap married nhi ho to humare pados me ek sikh kudi rhti hain, hum bat kare unse ap k liye? :-)
sikh kudi abe to meri bat kara de na..
par uska naam geetika nhi hona chahiye ha ha ha ha ha ha ha sorry yar
Ap mone ho, use pure sikh pasnd hain :-)
hehehh chinta na kar Heartbeat ki Pagdi udhar mang lunga ;)
Pagdi lene se kuch nhi hoga ji sir k hair bhi long hone chaiye per apke hair toh short hain :-(
vo main ek aur jagha se kat ke sir pe laga lunga tu chinta na kar
Chinta hume apni nhi us kudi ki ho rahi hain:-(
hehehehe haan tujhe apni chinta kyu hogi.. vese vo na teri black n white wali pic b badi mast thhi yaar…
mene us tasveer mein se chum chum ke kayi cheeze hi mita di hai
Hehehe jhute. Wo pic toh humne sirf 2mins k liye lgayi thi jb ap mobile se ol the, us pic ko to ap save kr hi nhi skte thae :-)
madam lagta hai apne humko pagal samjha hai… ese hi to nahi na website bana li humne
oye tum dono yaha pic ki baate na karo yaar…kuch kuch hota hai.. :(
meri pic ke baare me to kabhi kuch nahi kaha…:(
Pankaj is apka face toh bilkul clear dikhta hain hehe apki pic bhi sweet hain:-)
meri baat kara do mai bhi sikh banne ko taiyaar hu :)
Anuj ji ap bhi :-(
Main to scoha ke apni baat karne lagi ho ki agar married nahi to hahahahaha,
aur ha is vichare admin ka b soch ladki walo ko bol ke ladka kmau hai uski apni 4 sites hai aur har roz ladki ko nvj sunaega aur khush rakhega.
Humari itni achi kismat kaha jo ap jaisa changa munda hume mile, humare liye to simple munda hi thik hain:-(
Heartbeat j ,, admin bro ke 4ro sites kaun kaun hai ?? 2 ke name to janta hu. Lekin 2 ke name nhi janta hu..
please bataiye ..
Hey rashii mere mathe(4head) par tika aur nak(nose) me nathni to hai nahi yaar main b to ek dum simple hu hahahahahahahaha .
hahaha ye you tube wala nnvg vrgn hai……hehehe
ladki farkat lagti hai
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha meri to hehehe.. Hasi hi nahi hehehe…. Ruk rahi hai.hehehehehehehe…
Hii….dosto…
Mai NILESH {{ PIYUSH MAURYA }} aap log mujhe bhule to nahi na ??
Aur batao dosto kaise ho ap sub ?
Dosto Mai lucknow se aj dopahar ko lauta hu aur ab khali hua hu. So comments kar raha hu…
Hii SAKSHII J kaisi hai ap ?
Welcome back neelesh ji
Thanks RASHII J
hii.. dosto (jay deleted wanted admin pankaj sakshi panchi rashii divya etc… ) kaise ho ap sub ??
jay kanha ho dear………is tarah kam se kam mujhse to nahi ruthna chahiye…
Dhiraj ji jay dear kyu nhi aa rahe hain?
Wanted ji ap k 2 days huae nhi kya?:-[
@geetika mujhe tmhara wo chahiye wo nhi
pyar,,,,, hamdardi nhi
Dosto GEETIKA name par mujhe shak ho rha hai. Kyo ki jis dhag se inke comments aa rahe hai. Isse to yahi lagata hai ki is site ka hi koi old user hai.
@DMIN BRO thoda dhyan dijiye.
Hmmmm check kr chuka hu, record match nhi hua
aap chinta na kare
bina wajah aap par koi cmnt nhi hoga aur vaise bhi anuj ne sabse pahle gf bana liya hai to uska dil nhi todungi
Nilesh bhai geetika ji koi aur nahi apna samir bhai hai
agar dono mile to ………?
Kyaaa maza haiiiii……. Hehehehehehe…
Yar anuj jab tum wo lena to mujhe b share karna ….. Hehehehe…..
choti si pyari si nanhi si aayi koi pari bholi si………
Ji han kahi ap ye to nahi samjh baithe ki mai song kyo ga rha hu ??
Are bhai famous actor BIG B (( bachchan family )) ke ghar ek beautiful baby (female) ne janm liya hai…
VERY VERY WISHES bachchan sahab…
Amitbh is umer me pregnant ho gaya. :o. Omg
Abe amitabh ko nhi..
ABHISHEK BACHCHAN Ko ladki paida hui hai .. Hehehe…….
Are yar sorry.. (mind kam nhi kiya ) ye Mai kya bol raha hu.
Abhishek ko nhi unki wife ko ladki paida hui hai ..
Hehehehehehe……….
ab aaya na line par
Abhishek ka bacha !!!
Ho hi nai sakta
aishwariya ka driver hone ke nate ma ye wishwas se kah sakta hu ki wo bachi meri ha. Kyun goom gya na sar. Yakin na ho to khud aish se puch lo
hehehehe aur jo us driver ki khud ki bachhi hai kisi ne ye socha ki kiski hai.. kyu be pankaj tu kya karne jata thha iske ghar ab sach sach bata de
hahahaha m ni batana….ye abhi tak ek raaz hai.. ;)
Preg hi nhi hua….ek bachi ka bap bhi bn gya phrse….
Hello Geetika ji..
ha ji
hello ji
VICKYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Hi dear All friends,
Good Morning !!!!!!!!!
Aap log kaise hai ? Mai to busy hone ki vajah se comments nahi kar paa raha hun. Aur Shayad Aage bhi nahi kar paunga. Aaj thoda sa time mila hai to mai ye comments kar raha hun. Pure din busy chal raha hun aur evening ko Ghar pahuchne ke baad itna Thaka (tired) rahta hun ki dinner ke baad Net par jyada time nahi de pata hun aur need Aane lagti hai. Lekin Maine daily aap sabhi ke comments view kiya hai. Jisme kuch friends ne mere name par comments bhi kiya. Lekin mai Chah kar bhi Jawab nahi de paya. So Sorry friends……
@ Admin bhosadi ke tu to khoob khusiya mana raha hai ? Kyuki mai jo nahi hun teri “G” me Apna “L” karne wala :P ………..Aur ha Jyada khusi hone ki jarurt bhi nahi hai, Kyuki mai bina tere “G” ke jyada din door nahi rah paunga aur Jald hi teri “G” marne vapsh aa jaunga………..hehehe………Teri “G” ka jo diwana hun:P
@Sweetheart, I miss u so much. Mai tumko kabhi nahi bhool paunga chale tumse baat ho ya naa ho. Tum hamesha mere Dil me Jis jagah par ho usi jagaha par Rahoge………tc.
@ Rashii dear, Aapse Bash itana hi Kahunga kee Naa Jane Kyu Aapki Bahut yaad Aati hai. Aur haa mujhe Ab Aapki Photo nahi dekhni hai, Kyuki Bin dekhe ye Haal Huwa, Jo Dekhe to kya ho Jaaye :(
@ Kabootari Sorry !!!!!!!! Kal Night me Internet Disconnect ho jane se Tumse Gutur – Ghu nahi kar paya. Bahut try kiya likin phir bhi Net hi connect nahi huwa. So sorry yaar Jindagi rahi to phir milenge chaltey-chaltey :P
@Divya ji, Hum Gayab nahi huye hai , Wo kya hai kee “Jindagi me aur bhi Gam hai Mohabaat ke Siwa” So Yaar esiliye thoda busy hun.
@ Geetika ji, Aap aise time par Nonvegpur me Aayi hai ke mai hi busy chal raha hun aur itne Haseen Lamho ko missed kar raha hun.
@ Rakhi ji, Mai abhi bhi Dubai (Abu Dhabi) me hi hun, 21 Nov ki Night me meri Flight hai 22 Nov. ko mai India me rahunga. Aapka koi contact nahi hone se mai Aapse Mulakat nahi kar paya.
@ Dear All Lovely friends – Raj bro. Wanted, Kapil, Pankaj bro. Matrix, Hps, Pince TBG, Kpil TCB, Heartbeat, Mousam, Kobara, Ajuba, Anshul, Anuj, Shivendra, Kinshuk, Deleted, Samir, Addy, Mansih, Pyare bhiya, Khan ji, Nilesh & Sabhi dost jinka name nahi likha gaya hai. Aap log kaise hai ? Mujhe Aap logo ki bhi bahut yaad aati hai, Aap logo se door rahkar Achha nahi lag raha hai, Lekin kya karey ? kuch cheze humari pahuch se bahar hoti hai, jisko hum chahkar bhi nahi kar patey hai.
Jay tum mere khas ho apne ho, aur main tum logo ke comments bia dekhe hi approve kar deta hu but it doesn’t mean ki tum mere rules ko todo.
SO please do not share any contact details in the comments
hmmmm………Sorry !!!!!!!
&
Thanks !!!
JAY SAHAB
hum intzar karenge apka qayamat tak aur khuda kare aap jaldi free hokar aye
aur haseen lamhe to ab nonvegpur me ate hi rahenge hum jo aa gaye hai
@ Geetika ji, Mujhe Sahab Mat bolo. Ye SAHAB kuch Ajeeb sa lag raha hai. Aur haa Geetika ji, Aap jo ye Vada kar rhai hai ki Aap humara Intzar Kayamat tak krengi. to Dekiye aisa Vada mat kijiye…… Kyuki Vada karna Jitna Aasan hai Nibhana Utana hi Mushkil hota hai…..tc.
haha jke achha he,
Rahsii ji aapke aur admin ke (sikh munde aur sikh mundi de baare me )sawaal jawaab maine padhe to mere dimaag me ek baat aayee jo me yahaan likhne se roke nahi paa rahaa hoon.
wo ye he ki :-
TV 14 inch ka ho ya 32 inch ka (mundaa pooraa sikh ho ya aadhaa sikh) par remote to 9 inch ka hi hogaa na.
hehehehehehhehe
hehehehehe par tujhe kaisi pata ki mera 9 inch ka hai…. sale.. us din jab liya thha to inchi tape to mujhe dikha nahi.. kidhar chupa ke rakha thha
hahahahaha wo to maine usee waqt naap liyaa tha jab main teri le rahaa tha.aur tu superman banaa huaa tha heheheheheh bhul gayaa kya?
hehehehehe Mera Le raha thha.. abe vo hi to bola main par tune question repeat kyu kiya…
use esliye pta chala ki tera 9″ ka hai kyunki uski gand ki gehrahi v 9″ ka hi h…..
thanks apni G ki gaharayi batane ke liye.. jaldi hi ab koi 10 inch ya iske as pas ke naap ka loda bhi mil jayega newspaper mein add de di hai mene tere liye
kash pappu main hota
nice joke yaar main yahi subh kam karna chahata hoon hai koi
lucky jee wah cheeze to aapke ghar me hi hai padhkar hi suru kar dena chahiye tha
must idea hai main bhi try karun kya reaction kya hoga