Sidhi Juban Mein Bolo Jo Chahiye
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to ladke ne kya galat bola tha ,,,, uska bhi yahi matlab tha :p
anujji ap bihar me kaha se ho
ji bihar me apne ghar se hu me ;)
waise me Begusarai, Bihar se hu :)
aap bhi bihar ki hai kya :o
ldke itne khrab kyu hote h unko luv nai hota sirf selfis hote h
Navya g aap yaha galat ho aisa kuch nahi hota.!
ap b bihar me kahase h ap kahase h
aajkal ki ladkiya na….
bahut pahle ek ladki thi mere mama ke ghar ke pados me…garmiyo ki chhutti me gaya hua tha…kaafi nain mattaka karti thi….main use se ek baar “kuchi kuchi” karna chahta tha… ek din usme mujhe rat ko bola karne ko..meri phat gayi…main haan kar hi nahi paya… buhu buhu..kahne ka mtlab ye ki ladki agar openly koi offer de to ladke nervous ho jate hain…
Sidhi baat no bakwaas clear hai..! :P
Ek-bar-santa ko hichki ayi. Hichki ke sath paad b nikal gaya…
Santa- kamaal hai, yaad karne wale ne toh gaand hi phaad di…
Dosto,,, Ek samay ki baat hai…
Lakshmi ji ka waahan “ULLU” unse ruth gaya
or bola
“Apki sab puja karte hai,hame koi nahi puchta.”
Lakshmi ji-Ab se har sal meri puja se 11 din pehle
tumhari puja hogi…Usi din “ULLU” puje jayenge.
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Tab se har baar Diwali ke 11 Din pahle
“KARWA CHAUTH” manaya jata hai.
dipakji i m cnfused wo wantedji k nam ka cmnt aphi krte h kya i mean to say ap hi wanted ap hi dipakji h
Nahi navya wanted aur deepak 2 alag alag person hain
O nai ji…nai…
wanted ji to yaha k hero h…
or hum to chote se…adne se junior artist….
Wife:Aaj koi aisi baat kaho,
ki mai
Khush b ho jaau aur
naraz b ho jaau.
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Husband:Tum meri Zindgi Ho,
aur
Lanat hai aaisi Zindgi Par.
He he he . .fir kyu jeeta hai aisi zindgi?
Santa in a romantic mood
Darling . .aaj koi aisi baat karo k
Mere pair zamin pe na rhe . .
Frustnd Biwi . .
Oye . . .ullu . .faasi pe latak jaa
pati apni patni ki godi mein sir rakh kar leta hua tha. Patni ( pati se )- kaisa lag raha hai ? Pati – jaise vishnu bhagwan shesnag ki god me lete ho.
Kamaal Kaa Hausla Diyaa Rabb ne hum INSAANO ko..
Waqif hum Agle Pal se Nahi Hote aur WAADE hum Jannmo ke kar lete hai…..
Nitya swamy’s schedule
Din me Hari Om
Rat me Cond Om
Din me Agarbatti
Rat me Jabrdastti
Din me Puja & Aarti
Raat me Bavya & Bharti
Din me Swaha
Raat me Aahaa.:D
A mind blowing & heart touching thought of life !
“Laash pani per tairti kyu hai..?
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“Kyu ki…
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Dubne k liye bhi zindagi chaiye…
Dil jit liya yaar tu ne
Wah kya baat hai deepak bhai
Good
Fattu hoga. .
Ladki chai bana rai thi
Fridge khola
Doodh nahi tha
Apne roo mai gayi
Dress utar diya
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Dusra naya dress pahan liya aur shoping karne chali gayi
Oye . . .aap kya samje?
Hahahahahaha main to samja usne apne milk plant se dhood le liya
jo aapne samjhaya aap kaya samajh rai ho k humne kaya samjha hi hi hi
Saadi duniya ch aa k o saanu hassa gaye..
Fer door ja k oh saanu rawaa gaye..
Pata nahi o saanu pyaar karde v si ya mai…
Par inna ta zaroor a.. K o v kuj ta gawaa gaye…
Taklo ki race me ek takle ne mari bazi takle ko aa gaya gussa bola y bhi koi khel hai ki jeetne walo ka inaam kanghi aur tel hai
woh milega to usse puchenge, kiss kiss ko abaad kiya hai mujhe barbaad karka.
Kitny Ghuroor Sy Woh Mujhy Tanha Chorrh Gaya Tha,
Ussy Maloom Tha Mery Paas Koi Aur Nahi Us K Siwa..
Tusi chaa gaye Bachelor bhai…
Giley Shikway Se Chahat Mein Kahin Koi Farq To NahiParta Magar Aik Baat Ye BhiHai Jahaan Shikway Nahi Hotey Wahan Chahat Nahi Hoti?!!
Jeevan ka Sabse bada Rog..
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” KYA KAHENGE LOG”
Daughter-I am in luv with neighbour,
so I am running away with him..
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Dad-Thanx,u hv saved money & time..
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Daugter-Dad!I am reading d letter left by mom… :-)
Ulfat ki janjeer se dar lagta hai
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kuch apni hi takdeer se Dar lagta hai
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Jo juda krti hai kisi ko kisi se
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hath ki Bas usi lakir se dar lagta hai…
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Ladka-apne dost se yaar ,thumsup walo ne tangkar ke rakha ha,
2sra dost-kaise ,
1st dost -yaar har roj rat me meri biwi thumsup lekr aati hai,aur bolti hai aaj kuch tuuffnii karte hai.
hmmmmmm
Tummmmm… :P:P
Ok ok joke ;)
@deepak
@BEchelor urf Heartbeat urf Dilbarjani
your jokes r great……keep it up
Thanks deleted bhai
hahaha Gud one :))
hhhhhhhiii
pretty girls.