Sikho Logo Is Se Kuch Sikho
Views: 19,636 - Posted on 12 May 2012
Manners Sikhne Hai To Lode Se Sikho.
Ladki Dekh Kar Khada Hona,
Seedha Rah Kar Kaam Karna,
Aur Kaam Khatam Hone Par,
Sar Jhukakar Beth Jana,
Ye Hote Hai Manners.
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मैनर्स सीखने है तो लोडे से सीखो.
लड़की देख कर खड़ा होना,
सीधा रह कर काम करना,
और काम ख़तम होने पर,
सर झुकाकर बेठ जाना,
ये होते है मैनर्स.
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site ke god father admin ji ko pyare mohan ka pyar bhara namskar how are you bro.
aur mere anmol jay ji .veeru ji , panchhi ji, savita ji, rashi ji, cobra, sameer, matrix, pankaj, heartbeat, hps , dheeraj, del, aur sabhi kaise ho, kshama karna busy hone ke karan jyada time nahin mil pata hai.
Pyare Mohan Bhaiya, Aapko bhi Humara Pyar Bhara Namskar ho. Aap Apna Bhumulya time Nikalkar hum sabko yaad kar letey hai yahi humarey liye bahut bada uoophar (gift) hai.
Hlo pyare mohan bhai main to ekdum mast hu aap apna btaiye ki aap kaise hain
Pyare Ji i am fine.. aap sunao kaise ho…?
Din b din aapka aana kam hota jaa raha hai :’( buhuhuhhu
Bbhai main aap logon se dur nahin rah sakta hun aajkal new school open kiya hai isiliye jan sampark main busy hun.
hmmm. fir to acha hai dear.. rabb tumhe ese hi tarakki de…. bas hume yad rakhna
Khas kar ye ki kisi ne tumhe itna pyara naam diya tha hehehehe.. yaad hai ya bhul gaye ho ji :p
hum sab achche hi hai pyaremohan bhai…………..bahut sahi joke pe entry maari hai aapne ;)
Namaste pyare mohan ji.
Admin bro fuddi ke mannes v bata do
thakur sahab mannes nahin manners
Hum kahan Jayen Ge Dard Ki Dawa Ke Liye..,
Khud Se JuDa na Karo Humein KhuDa Ke Liye…:(
Callgirl : “Sex” karoge?
Kanjoos : Biwi ki tarah karne dogi?
Callgirl : Aap to bade RomanticAdmi lagte ho. Apni biwi ko kaise karte ho?
Kanjoos : Fokat me..!
Bahut mushkil se kal ki raat guzri hai,
Kuch tanha par kuch khaas guzri hai,
Na neend aai na khawaab koi,
Bas aap k khayalon k saath guzri hai.
Yaad mein teri aanhe bharta hai koi,
har saans k saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai…..
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi….!
Ye Jaan kar us ki har baat per yaqeen kar liya “Dosto”!
Itne Haseen Labon se wo Johoot kese bolti hogi…
Jhuthi e o jhuthi e o sachi nahi waise ta o vadiya di pakki nahi
gud eveng frndz*
@del bro nhi dikh rhe…
@Deepak ji apka health kaisa hai ab…???
@Pyare mohan ji hum bilkul ache hai… Ap btaiye kaise hai…???
@Admin bro aj fb par 2 joke countinu kya baat hai…???
And dear frndz hw r u all…???
I am f9 nilesh bro
Good thought per tumne bhi kuch sikha ya nahi
Dukhon ka pahad tuta sir per to ishver ko koste ho sukhon ki baad aaye to use yaad bhi nahi kiya karte
bhout se rartey h jo dil ki trf jate h
rahey moohbat se aaoge to manjilay bhout aasan h…
Goodeve friends hi i don’t what is the me of jhantu .suna tha to likh diya tell what is true definition of jhantu.i also requesting to all visitors and frieds define it to me in his/her own thinking.i shall be higly oblige to you.thanks
jhantu ka matlb bade L wala hota hai
haan aur mene tujhe ye dikha ke samjhaya tha
OhHo..!! Matlab ye.. ki… kisi ki taarif karni ho to us ko jhantu bol do…!!
Grt jhantu bro…!!
@Deepak tum to aise mujhe jhantu bol rhe ho jaise maine kabhi tumhe dikhaya tha :p
oye anuj …..aur agr kisi ladki ko jhantu bolna to ho badi ch00t wali ko bolenge kya..??
@Pankaj waisi ladki ko hum log “Prity Saxena” kaheenge :p
Dear vo to mai tumhari tarif kr raha tha..
hahaha jhantu ka mtlb….admin hi bata sakta hai…
Again mst joke of d day…!:-)
Dil tod ke wo mera kahte hai… chalo aaj koi nayi ristaa jod le…..
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Maine unse bs yee hi kaha kee abb main ristein nahi banata….
……uneh nibahana bhot muskil ho jata hai…!
Wah bohut khub
Ek dukh howe taan ma bol ke suna dewaan,
dukhan da pahaad teri chithi wich pa dewaan,
ni ma rowaan ni ma hassan tere tohfeyan nu chattaan,
ni ma ghaate wala sauda kita kita
rol ti jawaaniyaan
gud eveng frnds
hw r u all…
Dosto aj hum free hai, to ap log busy ho ho….???
Sab busy hai to koi bat nahi baba to free hai bachcha
gud eve. Frnds…..
Other any person has any view at word jhantu
Jiske jhante ho
gud n9t frndz
Nilesh today I m going to Chandigarh …..it will take the whole day and half night….
I will leave in half an hour…..
Admin Achaa joke hoga to jaror khulne k hansuga ….
Pyare mohan welcome back …..
Jay Gud shers……
HPS ….name change kar lia…????
Aaj SEXena nahi aayi……lagta h overtime kar rahi h
Niteshsomesay aap ne bhi bahut Gud likha h …..
Ye Dhiraj nahi aata aaj Kal …..jay jata h to Dhiraj aata h ….Dhiraj jata h to jay aata h …..they r playing hide n seek ….hmmm
Gud mrng …have a beautiful Sunday friends
thnx deleted g bt aapke jaisa main kbhi nahi likh skta..!
Aapki to baat hi alag hai kuch juda si hai is jamane se aapki baatein dilo ko kuch sukun sa mil jata hai uneh pdh ke…!
Again thnx g..! :-)
Bhai vo likhta nhi chori krta hai hehe
Gud mrng frnds…
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY…FRNDS…
happy mothers day frndz
apne maa- baap ka hamesha khyal rkhe…
Yad rakhen…
Inko dukh pahuchakar world me koi sukhi nhi rha hai..
Janm deti h jo maa jise jag kahe……
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.Apni santan me pran jiske rhe……
Loriya hotho p sapne bunti nazar…
.nind jo waar de haske k hr dukh sahe…
.mamta k rup me h prabhu…
.aapse paya vardan h….
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Happy mamma’s day…:-)
ye to sach hai ki bhagwan hai
hai magar fir b anjan hai,
dharti pe rup maa-baap ka
us vidhata ki ye pahchan hai.