Similarity Between A Dick And A Matchstick?

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What Is The Similarity Between A Penis And A Matchstick?

Both Have A Head But Without Brains And They Both Flare Up At Slightest Friction.

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3 Responses to "Similarity Between A Dick And A Matchstick?"

  1. john says:

    i admire with ur opinion but it cant be as said as totally true..as when there is a moist & rainy whether a little bit friction can not inflame a matchstick…similarly when the person has not mental feelings of sexuality a slight friction can not be capable to flare up mushroom tip of his dick……anyway lets take it easy ..as these can be mentioned as variation factors at all…

  2. love is loveable says:

    Bhaiyon,

    John ko itna sab maloom hai jante ho kyon? Bechare k 7 1 tragedy ho gayi thi.

    Aapko to yaad hi hoga "Santa aur nishane baji ka muqabla."

    John wahi machchhar hai jiski kat gayi thi.

    Sameer bro,

    Jara "Santa aur nishane baji ka muqabla." ki link to daal diyo.

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