Similarity Between Banking & Having Sex?

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What Is The Similarity Between Banking & Having Sex?

In Both Cases You Loose Interest After Withdrawal

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Comments to "Similarity Between Banking & Having Sex?"

32 Responses to "Similarity Between Banking & Having Sex?"

  1. deleted says:

    gud joke…….airtel wala number nahi diya…….badla le raha h ……..admin

  2. deleted says:

    KARNI HAI KHUDA SE GUZARISH KI
    TERI MOHABBAT KE SIWA KOI BANDAGI NA
    MILE
    MILE HAR JANAM MAI PYAR TERA
    YA FIR JINDAGI NA MILE

  3. Dhiraj(u r my forever half)* says:

    @Dr. sex,..aap apne baccho ka naam A se rakhne wale the.. :) by the way aap aur sameer kaafi kucch similarity dikhti hai…to dr sex ji … withdrawl kr liya aapne bank se :lol:

  4. Dhiraj(King of Kings)* says:

    ****** GOOD HALF AN HOUR LEFT TO NOON FRIENDS************

  5. Dhiraj(King of Kings)* says:

    S(olid)M(ast) Art EKOJ!!

  6. CHHORA says:

    dosto kal hamare village me chitra lekha jee (चित्र लेखा जी) aane wali he! aastha channel par live broadcast hoga! jarur dekhna!

  7. CHHORA says:

    हमारे गाँव में कल से 21 sept se 27 sept तक भागवत् कथा का वाचन होगा इसे आस्था चैनल पर सीधा प्रसारित किया जायेगा! सभी मित्र जरूर देखना ।

  8. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Hansi majak ke woh pal yaad rakhna,
    Is bandey ki Dosti hamesha yaad rakhna,
    Mehfil me kal main rahu ya na rahu,
    Tumhare group me “EK THA TIGER” itna yaad rakhna.

  9. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Apki Baato Pe Dil Haaru,

    Waah! Waah!

    Apki Surat Pe Jaan Waaru,

    Waah Waah!

    Jis Din Nahi Aata Aapka Cmnt Dil Karta Hai Apki Khol Khol Ke Maaru,

    Ab Bolo Waah Waah!

    Hehehehehe…:-)

  10. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Jo kaha unhone toh humne apni zindagi nilaam kar di,
    Apni zindagi unke liye do pal ki Mehmaan kar di,
    Achchha hua naam na aaya unka nahi toh woh kehte,
    Humne apni Khudgarzi ke liye unki zindagi Badnaam kar di.

  11. Priya says:

    Jab Se India Mein”Facebook” Aaya hai.
    .
    Bohat sari Changes Hui hai.
    .
    .
    1. Sadko Pe Jahgda Bandh,
    Ab Pages Pe Gali Galonch Hoti hai.
    .
    .
    2. Couples Garden Chorrh k FB inbox Mein
    Milte hai..
    And Smiles KisSes Replaced by Emotions..
    Muwaahhh
    Ha ha he..
    Rofl
    Lolz
    Lmao
    etc ! :D
    3. Ab Politcals Social Issues facebook Pe Aa
    gaye …
    4. Ladke Ab Nukkadh Pe Nahi,
    Pages Pe Ladkiyan Chedte hai …:P
    JAI HO FACEBOOK Padhega India,
    Tab He Toh Badhega India…xp

  12. Priya says:

    Painful and true fact for
    boyzzzz .. :(
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Somewhere ..
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Someone is FLIRTING with your
    FUTURE
    WIFE.. :D :’(
    :P :P :P :P :P

  13. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Agar tum usko na paa sako jisko tum chahte ho,

    Toh usey zaroor apna lena jo tumhe chahta ho.

    Kyunki?

    Chahne se Chahey jane ka Ehsaas jyada Khubsurat hota hai.

  14. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Mohabbat ki had se gujar toh jane do,
    Wo saamne aayenge hume bikhar toh jane do,
    Abhi zinda hu main ehsaas nahi usko,
    Ro Ro kar pukarenge hume mar to jane do.

  15. CHHORA says:

    Dosti Marwari Joke Sunane He To Mai Admin Ki Anumati Se Ek Meri Website Ka Naam Batana Chahunga! Bata Du Kya Admin Ji? Reply Admin Ji!

  16. lalitmangla says:

    Mera naam bhul gayi buhuhuhu

  17. Ravi Tyagi says:

    I m fine priya ji, Aur kya chal raha hai?

  18. bheem says:

    Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
    tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
    dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
    samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!…
    `
    Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
    Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri…..
    `
    Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
    Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
    latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
    Bartan Lelo Bartan……
    `
    Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
    Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
    maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
    bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge…
    `
    Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
    Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
    Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum,
    Jindgi bher ke liye so jayenge…
    `
    Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,
    Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi,
    Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi,
    Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi…….

  19. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Nitesh Guru ji, Aby bro, Deepak bro kahan ho? Aapke bina site suna suna lag raha hai.

  20. HPS (harendra chaudhary) says:

    Nice joke

  21. CHHORA says:

    Ravi ji aap mujhe pahchan le iske liye aapko me hint de raha hu! mai brown colour ki pent aur white and brown colour ka shirt pahnuga! mere shirt ke do pocket he! ek pocket me black colour ka pen dale rakhunga! dekh lena! thik he!