Similarity Between Man And Letter Q

What Is The Similarity Between Man And Letter “Q

Both Are Zero Without That Small Thing Hanging Off Them

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 19 Sep 2012  18 Comments  11,467

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Wat Is D Similarity Between Man & The Letter Q. Both R Zero Without That Small Thing Hanging Off Them.

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Ladkiya Aakhir Kyu Karti Hai Aisa?
Ek Sawal Jo Aaj Tak Mujhe Samajh Nahi Aaya Ladki Jab Roti Hai To Wo Aankhon Ki Bajaye, Muh Par Kyun Hath Rakhti Ha

Santa Se Panga Na Hi Lo To Achha Hai
Santa Kuch Samaan Lene Ke Liye Ek Shopping Mall Mein Gaya. Santa: "Mujhe Dog Food Lena Hai" Sales Girl: "Kya Aapke

Ladkon Se Jayada Kismat Wale To Kutte Hai
Ladkon Se Jayada Kismat Wale To Gali Ke Kutte Hote Hai, Kam Se Kam Ladki Palat-Palat Ke Dekhti To Hai Ki Aa Raha Hai

Zindagi Mein Hamesha Dhoke Hi Khaye Hai
Mene Apni Zindagi Mein Hamesha Dhoke Khaye Hai Doston. Jaise Ki, Apple, Angoor, Amrood, Mango Etc. Sab

Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Goli Kyu Maari?
Ek Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Goli Maar Di, Kyuki Usne Sirf Itna Kaha Tha Ki Main Apni Zindagi "Shaan" Aur "Shoukat" K

  18 Comments

  1. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Ganpati Bappa Morya…
    Mangal Murti Morya…

    Aap Sabhi Dosto Ko Ganesh Chaturthi Ki Hardik Shubh Kamnaye, Ganesh ji aapko Sukh Samriddhi pradan kare, Aapke Jivan me khushiyon ki bahar le aaye.
    Meri Bhagwan se ye hi prathna hai… :-)

    Good Morning frnds

  2. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Frndz Main Raat bhar Ganpati ji ki murti baithane me Jagta raha, mujhe yakeen hai mere Mumbai ke sabhi frnds bhi raat bhar jaage honge.
    Yaar mujhe toh nind aa rahi, main to sone ja raha hu, baad me milte hai.

  3. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Agar Mar Jau Main To Mujhe Jala Dena,
    Par Jalane Se Pehle Mera Dil Nikaal Lena,
    Mujhe Fikrr Nahi Hai Dil Ke Jal Jane Ki,
    Mujhe To Fikrr Hai Dil Me Rehne Wale Ki.

  4. bheem says:

    Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
    Zindgi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
    Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai…
    aur apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
    * Happy Ganesh Chaturthi

  5. bheem says:

    aapka sukh ganesh ke peth jitna bada ho,
    aapka dukh undar jaisa chota ho,
    aapki life ganesh ji ke sund jitni badi ho,
    aapke bol modak jaise mithe ho.
    BOLO GANPATI BAPPA MORIYAA

  6. sonu says:

    jo BIWI subah uthkar
    apne pati ke pair
    chhooti hai,

    uska pati
    raat me
    uske dono pair
    apne kandhe pe
    rakh leta hai

    this is called :
    give respect & take
    respect