Similarity Between Washing Machine & Girls?
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Whats The Similarity Between Washing Machine & Girls?
Even If One Of These Is Not Available Then You Have To Use Your Hands.
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Sachchai h is joke m
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admin ye joke main page par show nahi ho raha tha…..last joke wale link se khola h page ……y?
Baba wale site ki tarah iss site par bhi smiley kyo nhi daal dete hai ?????????
Bekaar
good evening all……how r u frnds ???
good evening to u
hi priya ji how are you?
good & u py@re mohan ji
admin bro and wanted bro thankx for explain…
gd evng and gd n9t frndz….
:-)
gud eve..frndz…
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ATTITUDE PERSONIFIED :
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I Need New HATERS…..
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The 0ld 0nes Have Started….LOVING ME…..:D
Nice lines:
“If u spend too much time holdin on to d 1 who treats u lik an option,
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u’l miss d chance to find d 1 who treats u lik a priorty…
wat a lines yaar!!!
Thnx Dear…
Hi deleted where r u?what’s going on
Suna hai dua kabul krne ka ek wqt hta hai,
fir tu hi bta aye khuda.. Maine use kis wqt nhi manga..
Us din..jb raat ko galat salat khana khaya or fir morng me pet saaf nh hua….Hehehe…us din ap ne..toilet me
apne rab se kuch or manga hoga…
lgta hai admin haatho se hi kaam chalata dikhta
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Try to delete only that first smiley..
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It’s interesting..do try..:-)
Lipat kar apni tanhai se jagta rehta hu main,
Tamaam raat kisi ki yaad mujhe sone nahi deti,
Uski koi masoom si shararat jab bhi yaad aati hai,
Udaas to kar jati hai par rone nahi deti…!!
wah kya baat hai sir ji
uski yaad udas to kr jati hai pr rone nahi deti
:’(
My attitude !!!
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“Its true that l m not perfect in many things..
.bt even this is true dat.
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…many things are nt perfect without me…..:)
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:p
:D
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Jiyo Baba itni jaldi meri baat ko maan liye.. Aapko meri Taraf Gift, Ligiye GAND (Jay ka)
chinta na kar ye to bakwas wali smilies hai temporarily… mast si badiya wali dalunga ;)
:tup :angel :gaand , wali ;)
MOM-
How d Hell r u Pregnant ?
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GIRL-
dis is Our Project in School abt “Miracle of Life.”
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MOM-
Tell Me Who is He ?
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GIRL-
i Don’t no, its a Group Project…!!!
Kya gila kru us se bewafai ka
m khud hi laya hu ye mausam tanhai ka,
wo to meelo dur thi hmesha mujhse
m hi picha krta rha uski parchai ka
Achchia h.mr.nashedi
gud morning prity saxena ji ….i m sorry kal aap k cmt ka reply nahi kar saka……actually my tab was with my wife …..
@nilesh tum roz shayam ko hi gud nite kar dete ho? ???
@deepu tum bhi badhiya sher marne lage ho ……kya baat marble ka business to theek chal raha h na…….
@anuj tum aur jay hi ho jo admin ki G mar sakte ho …..meree taraf se bhi marna iski G……kyonki mujhe G marne ka shok nahi h …..mein sirf C marne mein interest rakhta hun……
@priya ji aap k city mein to bahut garmi hogi ….aap kaise bachte h garmi se …..mujhe to garmi dekhe bhi 12saal ho gye……bas barf hi barf…..
@admin gud news h ……ab humare pass 3G aa raha h kuch hi dino mein…….
“Aap khubsurat hain itne,
ke har shakhs ki zuban par aap hi ka tarana hai,
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hum nacheez to kahan kisi ke kaabil,
aur aapka to khuda bhi diwana hai…”
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Gud mrng….
habbit ho gayi ab toh garmi ki :(
fir apko snow me problem nhi hoti kya? ?
hasino ka kafila maszid ki aur ja raha tha, to hamne apni or bula liya,
hum toh barbad ho hi chuke the, khuda ko barbad honese bacha liya.
@wanted
kya baat h yaar tum to aa gye site par ……..Rashi ji nahi aayi…..tum request karoge to shayad aa jaye……..
ryt bro.
gud morn frnds
Is dil ka kaha maano…ek kaam kar do,
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Ek be-naam si mohabbat hamare naam kar do,
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Hum pr faqat itna ehsan kar do,
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Kisi din subha ko milo aur shaam kar do.
kya baat hai!
shaam ko milo aur subah kar do…….
gud mrng my all dear frndz
del bro, chhutti hone ke wajah se ajkal hum sham me kuch jyada hi dosto ke sang masti karne lag gye hai… So jaldi hi gd n9t bolkar chale jate hai…
best think…