Single Word To Express Many Feelings
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Fuck Is The Only Word Which Can Be Used To Express Many Feelings
Revenge – Fuck You
Request – Plz Fuck Off.
Failure – I Am Fucked.
Anxiety – What The Fuck Is Happening
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Hahahaha….
hmm
Ok..joke…not so gud…
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.Gud eve. Frnds…
Just 4 dear 1z
“Darguzar Uski Har Khata Kar Di Hmne,
Uske Haq Me Fir Aaj Dua Kardi Humne,
1 Lamha B Na Laga Khone Me Usko,
Jise Pane Me Umar Fana Kar Di Humne…”
Realty hai is joke mai
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@Sweetheart…..
Pyar Chhupa Hai Aankhon Main Itna Jaise
Ho Pyar Ka Samundar Basa
Bhoole Se Kabhii Pyaar Kam Na Karna
O Meri Sweetheart……
Mumkin Hai Kabhii Main Dukha Doon Dil Tera
Apni Kisi Baat Se,
Meri Wo Baat Dil Pe Na Lagaana,
O Merii Sweetheart…..
Is Kambakhat Zamane Se Ladane Ka
Houslaa Ab Tak Diya
Yu. he Sath Har Dum Nibhaana
O Merii Sweetheart…..
Mujhe Yaad Hai Wo Din Jab Main,
Ek Dam Akela Thaa,
Tab Tumne Hii Apnii Baaton Se Mujhe Housla Diya Thaa
Zinda Na Hota Main Yun Gar Wo Housla Na Hota
Aise He Jindgii Ke Har Safar Main Merii Hamsafar Rahana
O Merii Sweetheart…..
Yuun To Mere Aur Tumhaare Beech
Dooriya Bahut Hai.
Kabhii Dilo Main Dooriya Na Bana Lena
O Merii Sweetheart…..
Meri Aastha Kumkum Si Aur Tera Pyaar Chandan Sa
Mere Mathe Per Saja Rahe Sada Tere Pyaar Ka Teeka
Kabhii Bhoole Se Bhii Na Bhula Dena Mujhe
O Merii Sweetheart…..
O Merii Sweetheart…..
O Merii Sweetheart…………….tc.
So lovely letter jay bro. Aisa love latter to mahiwaal ne soni ko nai diya hoga hehe
gud joke,
gd evng n gd n9t frndz.
Hw r u all…???
@ Dear All Friends……
Chezo Me Cheeze Kuch Aise Hongi
Bato Me Kuch Batien Aisi Hongi
Jinhe Hum Dekh Nahi Pahenge
Ekisve (21vi) Sadi Me Kewal Dundate Reh Jayenge…..
Jaise keeeeee…..
Bacho Me Bachpan
Jawano Me Yovan
Sishe Me Darpan
Jeevan Me Sawan
Ghav Me Aakada
Sahar Me Singhada
Table Ki Jagah Pada
Aur Payjame Me Nada…..
Dundate Rah Jaoge…..
Ankhon Me Pani
Naani Ki Kahani
Pyar Ke Do Pal
Nal Nal Me Jal
Santo Ki Vani
Karan Jaisa Dani
Manvta Ka Samman
Padhosi Ki Pehchan
Rashik Ka Gyan
Brij Ka Fag
Aag Me Aag
Taraju Me Batta
Aur Ladkiyo Ka Dupatta
Dundate Reh Jaoge………….
Bharat Sa Bhai
Lakshman Sa Abhilai
Chudi Bhari Kalayi
Sadi Me Sehnayi
Burai Me Burai
Sach Me Sachayi
Manch Par Kavitai
Gareeb Ki Kholi
Agan Me Rangoli
Paropkari Bande
Aur Aarti Ko Kande
Dundate Reh Jaoge……..
Aapas Me Pyar
Bhala Pura Pariwar
Neta Immandar
Sau Rupaye Ydhar
Kaal Me Aaj
Sangeet Me Riyaz
Baat Cheet Ka Riwaz
Dosti Me Lihaz
Sadak Kinare Pyau
Aur Uncle Ki Jagah Chacha Tau
Dundate Reh Jaoge……………….
Biwi Jo Sahi Rah Dhiklaye
Kanoon Jo Uchit Nyay Dilaye
Aisa Baap Jo Bete Ko Samjhaye
Aur Aisa Beta Jo Samaj jaye
Dundate Reh Jaoge……….
Jivan sathi ka saccha pyar,
Bhai bahan ki mithi takraar,
ghr aaye mahman ki mahuhaar,
kheto me hal se jutaai.,
Rishto me gahraai,
khuda me khudaai,
or,
Ghr me1 sidhi saadi LUGAAI (AURAT)…..
dhundhte rah jaoge…..
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Just sum simple lines By- Deepak jain
nice1
kuchh raaz hai ji bataye nahi jaate,,
kuchh ansuu hai jo dikhaye nahi jate….
Hum wo badnaseeb hai jo kisiko yaad nahi aate,,,,
or aap wo khushnaseeb hai jo bhulaye nahi jate..,,,
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Bhai vese thik hun par kuch busy chal raha hu :)
Jay wow yaar kya baat hai tere yadi teri sach me koi gf hoti to care ki wajah se khusi se mar jati yaa phr teri pyaar ko sch me smjh ke tera ho jati…!
hehehe……….. Nitesh bro. Maine ye shayari apni gf ko he likha hun :p
After Examination
1st Benchers : Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai,
2nd Benchers : Arey yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya,
3rd Benchers : Pass ho jaunga bas itna pata hai
4th Benchers : Waat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu,
Last benchers : “Abe Paper ko maar goli, Madam kya maal thi,
Samajh hi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu ya madam ko” :P
OMG! This is EPIC! FOR ALL ALGEBRA HATERS!
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Maths exam
Question- Tell something about math.
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Student’s answer- When math was 13, he created his first Girl friend… he loved hera lot ! But one day, she broke up with him and SHE ran away and nevercame back! And from that day, math is worried about her and so he gave us the task to find his x! =P :P
It’s difficult to wait for someone…
and
it’s difficult toforget someone…
But the most difficult thing is to decide whether
to wait or… to forget..!!
Ladka propose mare toh ladkiyo ke
5 jawab ho sakte hai
1. No
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2. Yes
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3. Main apko sirf dost smajhtihu
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4. I m engaged
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5. I love someone else…
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Ladki kisi ladke ko propose kare to ladke k 5 jawab
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1. Haa
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2. Yes
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3. Ok
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4. Alright
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5. Me 2
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Moral: Ladko ka dil, dil nahi dariya hota
hai…!! :P
Ye dil dariya to hai lekin iske kinare pe koi ladki aakar nahi bhathti ek bhathi ti par is dariya rupi dil me pathar mar kar usme dukhu ki lehre ched gayi jo abhi b thamne ka naam le rahi hain
Yes nilesh bro ladkon ka dil dil nai dariya hota ha par ladki ki bhi chut chut nai gufa hoti ha jo dariya se badi hoti ha. Aur dariya ko behne ki jagah nai milti is liye vo chut me beh jana chaht ha. Par afsos ladki is rahhass ko samaj nai pati
The reason women will never start proposing is
because,
the moment they get on theirknees..
Men will start unzipping. ;)
a..hahaha!!
great joke mazaa aa gya yaar…..
nic
Mr.jay ye apni soch badlo desh badlega .gdeve all friends.kaise ho sabhi ye peepal bale baba kaha hai aajkal and mr.deleted what’s going on?
@Deepak,..mujhe maaloom nhi tha ki tum..mujhe kh doge..ilu…lekin mujhe darr laga ki ..shyad tum naa kho..pr tumne kha..tum sachmuch bade dilwale ho…tumhare liye mere dil mein humesha pyaar aur tumhari yaadein saath rahengi…tc deepak!!…
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@jay..,ek baat khni hai..i dont know tumhari g.f hai ya nhi..but ek cmnt jo sweetheart se tha..woh tumne apni g.f ko kia tha ki mujhe…kyunki nitesh k reply mein tumne apne g.f ko khne ki baat ki thi..mujhe koi problem nhi..ki tum kucch cheeje apni g.f k liye kho..par agr jo mere liye khe ho.wo clear cmnt mein kro…pyaar mein dhokha nhi mein bardasht kr sakta..tumhari 1000 g.f ho mujhe usse matlab nhi..mujhe usse matlab hai..ki jo cmnt mere liye ho sirf mere liye hone chahiye..mera naam lene mein sharmao mat…yeh sweetheart=g.f hai..to yeh dhoka hai mere saath..tumhe sach sach batana hoga..ki sweetheart cmnt mere liye tha ki kiske liye..agar tumne jhooth bola woh bhi mein pakad loonga..mujhe jawab chahiye…warna tum mujhe humsha k liye dil se kho doge!!…mujhe ans chahiye..kal ya jo tumhara nxt pehla ya dusra cmnt ho!!…mein tumse kucch chhipata nhi hoon..isliye tumhe jawaab dena hoga!!..warna bhool jao mujhe!!..
Thnx Dear….
@Deepak,..:)..tumhare baare mein kya khun tum behad acche ho…bhagwaan kre tumhe meri bhi umar lag jae:)..aap jaise logo se agar 10000 saal bhi mil jae pyaar aur dosti bhari baatein krne k liye woh bhi km hai dear!!..thats y i cant stop myself..saying i love u!!..akhir mein itna hi khunga..aapki jindagi mein jo bhi shamil hogi…usne kai janmo tak aapko pane k liye jarur tapsya ki hogi..!…tumhari almost baatein kitni sahi aur practical hoti hain..ki uske kya khne..isliye u r sooooooo much lovely person….!!i m speechless!!..love u tc!!
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