Sir Dard Ka Best Ilaaz

Ek Baar Hamare Dost Rathee Ke Sar Mein Dard Tha, To Wo Doctor Ke Paas Gaya.

Doctor Ke Paas Se Hokar Wo Seedha Sharab Ki Dukan Par Gaya Aur Ek Jin Khareed Li.

Ghar Mein Jakar Wo Jin Ki Botal Apni Gand Mein Daal Li.

Jab Pet Gad-Bad Hua To Uski Biwi Ne Puchha Ki Kya Khaya Tha.

Usne Bataya Ki Sar Mein Dard Tha Isliye Doctor Ne Gand Mein Jin Ki Botal Dalne Ke Liye Kaha Tha.

Biwi Ne Hairani Se Doctor Ka Parcha Dekha To Us Par Likha Tha.

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 06 Dec 2012  23 Comments  20,505

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Its Performance, Not Position That Counts
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Nakal Marna Galat Baat Hai
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Pagal Bhi Pareshan Hai
Doctor Ne Ek Pagal Ko Latakte Hue Dekha Aur Pucha. Doctor: "Tum Chat Se Kyun Latak Rahe Ho?" Pagal: "Mein Ek Bulb

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  23 Comments

    1. ρяιуα says:

      A short walk is so Difficult
      When no one walks with u.
      But a long Journey is just like a
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      ,A street dog is running behind u!

  1. ρяιуα says:

    нσяяσя ƒιℓмѕ мєιη ℓα∂кι кσ gнαя мєιη נαв кυ¢н αנєєв ѕυηαι ∂єтα нαι тσ ωσ кєнтι нαι кση нαι ωαнαη؟ . . . . . кση нαι ωαнαη؟ נαιѕαу к внσσт вσℓєgα нααη вєнєη мαι кιт¢нєη мєιη нυ. тυмнαяι мαα ηє мαѕт gυℓαв נαмυη вαηαує нαι,, ωσнι кнα яαнα нυ ααααασσ кнαуєηgє ѕααтн :ρ :∂

  2. ρяιуα says:

    Dear boys
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    Talking Always In English
    D0es n0t Make U Hollyw00d Hero.:P ;) =D :P

  3. ρяιуα says:

    3 words that can totally
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    I LOVE YOU
    I HATE YOU
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    FACEBOOK LOGIN ERROR :O
    Seriously Aag lag jaati hai :P
    Like if you agree :!

  4. ρяιуα says:

    HoW Many Likes For
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    > ME < ~!|!

    Kar Do Yar Itna Neeche To Aa Hi gae
    ho..!!:-| ;) xD

  5. ρяιуα says:

    Advice for life
    Life is too Short
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    So Plz don’t waste ur time in removing pen-drive safely.

    Aise hi khinch liya karo yaar..!!

    1. Dhiraj* says:

      bilkul sahi bola tune..haha mein humesha se aise hi krta aa raha hun lekin refresh aur restart krna nhi bhulta!!..nhi to…
      tc guys!!

  6. CHHORA says:

    priya aaj to kuchh jyada nahi ho gaya? Admin ji joke mil gaya kya jo mene bheja tha? Agar mil gaya to post kar dena! Sath me ye moral bhi likh dena- ‘betuki baato ki guarantee nahi leni chahiye’.

  7. ρяιуα says:

    दिल को छु लेने वाली एक प्रेम कहानी 1 लड़का 1 लड़की से बहुत प्यार करता था, लेकिन डर के वजह से कुछ कह नहीं पाता था. एक दिन उसने निश्चय किया की उस लड़की को मैसेज कर ‘I Love You’ कहेगा. उसने रात में लड़की के नंबर पर ‘I Love You’ लिख कर मैसेज सेंड किया और सो गया. कुछ देर बाद उसके मोबाईल पर मैसेजटोन बजा. लेकिन उसने डिसाईड किया कि वहमैसेज सुबह उठ कर नहा कर मंदिर हो कर आयेगा उसके बाद ही पढ़ेगा. रात भर वह उसलड़की के सपने देखता रहा. सुबह जल्दी उठकर नहाया और मंदिर गया. मंदिर से लौट कर उसने मोबाईल उठाया और मैसेज पढ़ा. मैसेज में लिखा था : A/C balance is insufficient. Main bal is Rs. 0.08. Msg can not be delievered..

  8. deleted says:

    lo meine priya ji tarif ki thi……admin muft mein hi mzaa le gya…..

    admin saale fb par message ka jawab nahi diya…??

  9. lalitmangla says:

    Priya- sunoji, agar tumhare baal isi raftar se jhadte rahe to 1 din main tumhe chod ker chali jaungi. Mujhe ganje log bilkul bhi pasand nahi hain. Admin – are,main bhi kitna bewakuf hoon. Hamesha sir ke baal jhadne se rokne ke upay dhundta rahta hoon.