Sirf Yahi Aata Hai Tujhe?
Views: 22,587 - Posted on 10 May 2012
Bahut Se Log Kahte Hai Ki Main Aam Baat Ko Bhi Jokes Bana Ke Likh Deta Hun, Jo Ki Bahut Hi Gatiya Hoti Hai Aur Kisi Bhi Tarha Se Jokes Nahi Lagte.
Par Mera Sochna Hai Ki Is Tarha Ke Jokes Ko Pad Kar Aap Logo Ka Dimag Tez Hoga Aur Kabhi Esi Situtation Main Yehi Baatein Kaam Aayegi
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Pappu College Mein Ek Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Siti Marta Hai.
Ladki Gusse Se: “Kya Re Bhosdi Ke, Mujhe Dekh Ke Siti Marta Hai”
Pappu: “Saali, Saath Chal Gand Bhi Marta Hoon“
Pyar Karne Wale Nahi Jante Ki Pyar Kya Hai - Par Bhagwan Kya Yahi Pyar Hai? Janiye Bhagwan Ji Ka AnswerOr Share With Your Friends On FacebookSome More Dhansu Jokes :)
- Hijde Ki Deshbhakti
Ek Hijde Ko Deshbhakti Ka Bada Shonk Thha, Ek Bar Usne Socha Ki Main Bhi Army Join Kar Lu. Wo Army K ..- Arth Ka Anarth
Ek Lift Mein Board Pe Do Notice Lage Hue Thhe 1st: Ladies Ka Khas Khayal Rakhe 2nd: Ek Bar Me 6 Se Z ..- Sex Party Pe Jarur Jaana Chahiye
Apne Dosto Se Majak Kaise Kiya Jaye, Aisa Hi Is Joke Mein Bataya Gaya Hai, Jise Sun Ke Pahle Aapka D ..- Aalsi Pati Ke Bahane
Kayi Bar Hum Apni Patni Ke Kahe Kaam Ko Nahi Karte Aur Bahana Maar Dete Hai, Par Kisi Ne Socha Hai I ..- Toontee Or Lund
Toontee (Tap) Or Lu.nd, Hamesha Tedhey Rehte Hai.Hindi Version
पप्पू कॉलेज में एक लड़की को देख के सीटी मारता है.
लड़की गुस्से से: "क्या रे भोसड़ी के, मुझे देख के सीटी मारता है"
पप्पू: "साली, साथ चल गांड भी मरता हूँ"
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Aaila…..”G” ke sath kuchh aur nai maarna aata hai kya pappu ko? Baba ji jabse aap santa ke ghar jaane lage ho Pappu bigad gaya hai….
Oye ye to bahut hi bura ho raha hai. Admin ne Pappu se bhi G marwana shuru kar diya ? :p
Abe Bhosadi ke Bachho ko Kyu Bigad raha hai ????
Prince hehe muje to lagta ha ye pappu ke mask me admin hi hoga. Kyunki admin ko peeche wala ched hi pasand ha. Muje to ye mool roop se bihari lagta hai. Hehehe
Hi dear all frnds,
Good Morning !!!!!!!!!
If a BARBER makes a mistake, it’s a new
style
If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, it’s a
new law.
If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, it’s a new
invention.
If a TAILOR makes a mistake, it’s a new
fashion.
If a TEACHER makes a mistake, it’s a new
theory.
If a STUDENT makes a mistake, it’s
a “MISTAKE” : This izz cheating . :):)
Insaaf Dilao….
If admin makes mistake its a new joke
heheheehe…….:-)
but siiti 2 sahi hai ki maar leta hoga bt ska L* kitna bada hai ki gaand bhi maar leta hai
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
“House” for instance, is feminine: “la casa.”
“Pencil,” however, is masculine: “el lapiz.”
A student asked, “What gender is ‘computer’?”
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether “computer” should be a masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men’s group decided that “computer” should definitely be of the feminine gender (“la computadora”) because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women’s group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine (“el computador”) because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but still can’t think for themselves.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time, they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won.
hmmmm…good..!
Little girls want Barbie dolls and little boys want expensive Cars….
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When they grow up,
they exchange their choices..
OVE V/S DAARU
LOVE- PAGAL
DAARU- MOD FRESH
LOVE – NIND NAHI
DAARU- MAST NIND
LOVE – 1DATE K 2000/-
DAARU EK BOTEL 300/-
LOVE= SABKI SUNO
DAARU = P K SUNO
FAISHLA AAPKA……………
Hi Dosto !!
Kal Usne kha;
Tum me pahley si baat nahi!
Maine kaha;
Insan hun koi science ki ejad nahi,
Usne kha;
Ab bhi kisi ki ankhon me dub jate ho?
Maine kha;
Bawala hun kiya?
Ankhain hai koi talaab nahi,
UsNe Kaha:
Q Toot k Chaha thha Mujhe etna?
MaNe Kaha;
Dimag sey paidal thha, jis ka koi jawab nahi.
UsNe Kaha;
Kya Me Bewafa Hun?
MaNe kaha;
Tu itna dhokeßaz hai jska koi hisab nahi.
Us Ne kaha;
Bhol ja Mujko.
MaNe kaha;
Aße tu hy koun? Mujy to ye b yad nahi;->
vo hi jisne jail ke ander meeow kahne ke bad teri G mari thi
Wah! Jay bro
no comments..
100nam ese to na kar yaar.. koi to comment de de..
tumhare comment ke liye hi to main jokes likhta hun :’( buhuhuhhu dekh dil na tod mera
Kitne natak krte ho ADMIN JI,Waise mein bhi is site pe aapke liye hi aati hu…..bhuhuhuh……….
abe :O kya kah diya ye… mene bola bhi tha ki mera dil kamjor hai aisa bomb ek dum se na girana
Dosto buhuhuhuhuhu 2 3 din ke liye NO JOKES :’(
Vese ek baat batao, tumne apni profile PIC pe ansu bahane wali ladki kyu lagayi hai, tumhe kya ghum ho gaya is bhari jawani mein
Mubarak ho admin
ladki fas gyi:-) sonam
Aap nahi mile na,yeah gam kya kam he……….:(
Waise kaha ja rahe he aap 2-3 din ke liye,Ein kaise rahungi aapke bina.buuhhhuuuuhhuu…………
ale ale ale mera bachha… ro na main kahi nahi jaata idhar hi hun….
tujhe chhod ke tujh se dur kaise rahunga,
Ye judayi ka ghum main kaisi sahunga
pas rahna chahta hun kuch pal mein tere
kya pata kab mood change ho jaye mere yar ka :p
Manta hun sher nahi bana proper par hehehe fir b janu likha mene khud hai.. idhar ke kuch CNW and BTW walo ki tarha se mene chori nahi kiya :p
Mai hun naa 2-3 din k liye :p
Aapne likha he to jo bhi he bohot acha he,aap nahin ja rahe he to jai ko kya jawab du bta dijiye??
Jai ko kya jawab dena yaar…. Billi kya jane adrak ka sawal .. Meooow Meooowwwwwww
jay se kahiye… oye pyaar ke dushman…admin ke pyar ki mirch khayi hui ladki kabhi admin ko nai chhod sakti..bhale hi admin chaddi pahnana chhod de…:-D
Bachha vo main vese b nahi pahnta hehehehehe garmi lagti hai :p
and 2nd khasiyat pata nahi kabn koi Ladki mil jaye to kaam niptane mein asani hoti hai ;)
1k bar mere se chaddi ka naala nahi khula tha, fir us ladki ne mujhe badi galiya di ki thi :’( buhuhuhuh
buhuhu……….Hase hum ye dosto ko gavara nahi hai,
Humare liye bhi chamke aisa koi tara nahi hai.
Har waqt hum kuch na kuch khote rahte hai,
Kyunki hum vo pana chahte hai jo hamara nahi hai :(
@Admin…. Bhosadi ke Ladkiyo k pash Adrak nahi Doodh hota hai, Jo Mujhko (BILLA) ko bahut Pasand hai :p
Adrak ka sawad to tujhe Maloom hai… Q k Adrak ko tum Apne G me jo dalta hai :p :d
hahahaha lagi gand mein mirchi is se pata chalta hai ki tujhe ek admi ne andhere mein apna L de diya tha muh mein jise tu dudh samajh ke chusta raha
aur agle din bola tha yaar kal rat to bachpan ki yaad aa gayi jab bottle se dudh piya karta tha, par ye samajh nahi aya ki sath mein 2 laddoo kyu the
hahahahahahaha……… Abe tere cmnts se to aisa lag raha hai Mirchi mere nahi balki tere gand me lag gayi hai.. SGW…:p
Dilon me tum apni betabiyan lekar chal rahe ho to… ZINDA ho tum…
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Nazar me kwabon ki bijliyan lekar chal rahe ho to.. ZINDA ho tum…
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hawa k zhokon k jese azad rahna sikho,
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tum 1 dariya k jese lahron me behna sikho
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Har lamhe se milo tum khole apni baahen…
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Har 1 pal naya 1 naya sama dekhe ye nigahen…
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Jo apni ankhon me heraniya lekar chal rahe ho to… ZINDA ho tum
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Dilon me tum apni betabiyan lekar chal rahe ho to… ZINDA ho tum…
Zinda hoo main….
NEVER MISS A GIRL WITH THE FOLLOWING QUALITIES”
When a girl WALKS for miles to see u….
When a girl SAYS SORRY even though she didn’t do anything,..
When a girl CRIES bcz she still loves/misses u….
When a girl still TRIES TO GET U BACK…
When a girl no matter how much U HURT HER STILL LOVES U…
when a girl STOPS her argument with her guy to SAFE her relationship…
When a girl continuously MAKES U FEEL SPECIAL and TRIES TO MAKE U HAPPY…
When a girl is upset but DOES NOT tell u as she thinks she is ANNOYING U…..
When a girl wants to LEAVE u bcs of ur RUDE BEHAVIOR but she is not able to do…
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DO NOT LET HER GO, bcz U MAY NEVER FIND SOMEONE LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN. SHE MAYBE VERY SPECIAL AND GOD’S GIFT FOR U…
buhubuhubuhubhuhu…. sudak sudak….buhubuhubuhu…uaaaannnnnnnnn….mammi…..
We never know… Why we like someone more than others… Why we love someone without reason… Why we feel happy with their presence… Because, Some relation have no explanation…!!!…
We never get angry on a person we love… We just try to make them realise how we feel when we are neglected..
Pappu has becom naughty
hehehehehhehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehhehe
aBey tu Ghoodi ki tarah hin-hina kyu raha hai? :p
**gud afternoon dear friendz**
Teacher class me apne baby ko
dudh pilate hue boli=ole ale mela beta duddu pi k doctor bnega..
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Santa-madam thoda humhe b pila do..Medical store hi khol lenge..,
hahahaha…….. Wah! bhai wah! maza aa gaya ye joke padkar…..
Aur Nilesh bro ab Aapke hath ki kalayi kaisi hai ?????
yeh khusbu ye hawa aapke name kardi,
mausam ki har ek ada aapke name kar di,
dil ne chaha aaj kuch khas tohfa dun aapko,
to dil se nikli har dua aapke name kardi…
Mubarak Ho admin 100nm set Ho gyi tujse
Koi mujhe bhi to congratulate kar do,aftrall me bhi aapki frnd hu..????????
Conrats sonam
Achche rishto ko vaado aur sharto ki zarurat nahi hoti
.
Uske liyesirf do khubsurat log chahiye.
“Jisme ek bharosa kr sake aur
dusra use samaj sake”.
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Congrts….
100nam ji aapko sharam si mahsus nai hoti etne saare jawaan ladkon ke samne admin ko porpose karte hue. Aur shayriyan maarte hue?? Reply plz!
Sonam ji admin se patne pr hm congrate kyun kre apko uske pas to phle se hi line lagi h ladhkiyon ki yr patna tha to kisi aur se to hme khushi hoti
abe oye buhuhuhuhuh :’( kyu juth bol raha hai be… bata meri kis se setting hai :’(
Tum logo ki wajah se koi ladki nahi patt ti mere se :p
@sonam congratulations my friend
Insaan Makan Badalta Hai,
Vastra Badalta He,
Sambandh Badalta He,
Dost Badalta He,
Phir Bhi Dukhi Rehta He
Q ?
Kyunki Wo Apni BIWI Nahi Badal sakta.
Yahi to prblm h dear…insan puri duniya ko to badalna chahta he…pr khud ko nh badalta..
Bhai ji agla joke kab post karoge
wo dur se hi dkh ke 2meh apna dupatta taan leti hai..
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khus hum is baat se hai wo dur se hi 2mhari niyat pahchaan leti hai..!:p
Ye sonam kaun hai bhai?
Sonam Hmmm…..?
jaise naam se 2 lag rha hai bhai ye koi ladki hai….!
Nd 2meh ye to usi se puchna chahiye tha naa..! iss bich bhai kha.?se aa gya..!
fir ladki boli
pappu tu ghar ja or POGO dekh, mai to koi chut marne wala ladka dhundhungi hehehehe
or vo ladka sirf mai hu sirf mai hehehe
****** GHAR PE LUND BANANE KI RECIPE (ladkiyo k liye)*******
ek glass le 8 inch lamba or 3 inch mota
fir us glass ko pani se “full” bhar de
fir use Refrigerator mai rakh de or “Ice” jama de
fir us “Ice” ko glass mai se bahar nikal le
–>>aapke liye ek 8 inch ka lund taiyaar hai hehehehehehe
fir is thande-thande cool-cool lund ko serve kare
lakin apne muh mai
vaise aapne kya soch
jo socha thik socha, vaise vo bhi kar sakti h hehehehe
Devender baba aise tricks aisi jagahon par post nai kiye jate jaha ladkiyan pehle se hi kam ho.
Agar tum aise hi trike post karte rahe to Jo 2-4 ladkiyan L ki talaash me badakti edar aati hain vo bhi hat jaeinge hehehehe