Smart Ladki Ka Smart Jawab

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77 Responses to "Smart Ladki Ka Smart Jawab"

  1. PLAYBOY says:

    QA BAKARCHOD LAUNDI HAI YAR GAND MAR DI LAUNDE KI…

    BECHARA.,

    PRIYANKA TUM KAHA CHLI GYI..?

  2. sandeep says:

    gazeb ka joke hai re baba

  3. kaminey says:

    kya PRIYANKA DEEPTI SONAL mai b dalu kya ungli

    mast hai admin tera naam kya hai

  4. ravi says:

    admin mubarak ho …

    yaar nashta karte hue joke pad liya

    yeh photo wali ki dilwaoge kya?

    • admin says:

      Ravi Bhai, photo wali to sali mujhe bhi ahi deti,
      But server ka kharcha jyada ho gaya hai usko nikalne ke liye ads to dalni padengi na.
      Maine to donation ka button bhi lagaya tha :( aaj tak ek bande ne bhi donate nahi kiya
      hairani ki bat hai ki rok 6000 banda new aata hai fir bhi nahi

  5. kishor says:

    bhaut ganda hai yaar

  6. Akshay says:

    Sameer yaar Priyanka k bager net pe maja nahi aata.

    3-4 din mai humara hal bura ho jayega.

    • admin says:

      Akshay Bhai, itna bhi yaarkisi ladki ke liye pagal na ban, na dekha, na jana, na pehchana aur jal kharab ho gaya
      tum to yaar mujhse bhi gaye gujre ho hehe

  7. palak says:

    koi acha kaam karo,ise gande kaamo k liye koi donate nhi krta..hahaha@admin

    • admin says:

      Palak Ji, according to me and some of my users not all ye ek bahut acha kam hai
      Atleast hum randibazi to nahi karte na
      and Ye jokes ek aisi cheez hai jis se bande ka dil khush ho jata hai
      kahte hai insaan agar 2 se 5 mins tak has le to samajh lo 40% diseases door ho jati hai
      and ye ek fact hai mere users khush hai unko thodi se hasi aa jati hai
      aur main khush hun ki mere users ko hasi aa jati hai
      Donation ki baat sirf isliye hai ki right now thoda sa out of budget ho gaya hai kam kuch familly prob ki vajah se
      nahi to site 1 yr 4 months se chal rahi hai, aaj se pehle to kabhi nahi mangi maine

    • admin says:

      Yaar roj apni site pe 6000 visitors aate hai, New visitors only…
      agar un mein se agar sirf 15 log bhi roj sirf 1$ donate kare to
      1$x15x30 = 450$ means approx 20,000 ban jaata hai
      and its enough to run this site and many others too

    • n.k says:

      hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

    • sanjay says:

      hi palak kesi ho

    • sanjay says:

      hi palak kesi ho love

  8. bhanu says:

    hello dear admin sms collection is very good

  9. ravi says:

    admin mene sach me dhyan nahi dia us button pe or shyad jyadatar logo ne bhi nhi dia hoga ki kaun mang rha aur kya 'MAANG' raha he

    mera ek kaam fasa hua he agar wo solve ho gaya to me bhi tumhari tarha affsos karunga ki koi donate nhi karta hhhheeee.. kidding um…

    majak nhi boss me bhi sochta tha ye banda kese manage kar raha he koi baat ni dear ab baat nikli he to bahut door tak jayegi money he.. to honey he.. right.

    • admin says:

      Thanks Ravi Bhai,
      Acutally bhagwan ki daya se maine hamesha chaha hai ki apne users ko features de saku. meri bhi ye koshish hai ki ek team bitha saku is kam mein jo raj kafi sare jokes dale sake and stories bhi
      but always this type of work wants money, par fir bhi meri koshish hai ki tum logo ko subha uthe waqt aur sote waqt ek acha sa joke mil jaye
      subha wala kuch main jyada hi acha rakhta hun aur raat wala thoda sa niche ki quality hoti hai
      taki koi complaint na kar sake ki aaj ke din koi mast joke nahi aya :)

  10. Akshay says:

    are yaar main to majak kr raha tha

    maine jaal kaha dala maito sirf dosti karna

    chahta hu….aur tum mujhe badboy ki imege mai

    daal rahe ho…..

  11. ravi says:

    admin donate karne k liye debit card valid he kya ?

    • admin says:

      Ravi Bhai, abhi debit card se nahi kiya ja sakta :)
      aur itni chinta na karo, bahut se users hai koi na koi kar dega
      nahi bhi karega to its my promise ki site will run hamesha
      jab hehehe sexy pic ki site banaunga tab mil jayenge log donation krne wale

  12. Soubhagya says:

    Kya karta Admin Bhai itna dhund dhund ke site se, doston se jokes laya: Nite duty karke bina soye apke paas bheja .Aur aap mujhe kahe ki main churake laya hoon.Aise main koi writer toh hoon nahi.Isliye soch raha hoon ki aj se chup rahun.Kya karun mera mehenat ka toh matlab hi nahi raha naa.

    • admin says:

      Saubhagya, 1st baat tumne mujhe bhai mana. to bhai ka haq hai jo marji gandi dirt language use kare
      2nd vo bat maine majak mein khi tthi comment dobara pad lena dhayan se
      3rd ye jitni bhi jokes hai sab ki same language and line hai
      ditto same hai tum beshak check kar lo
      maine churana isliye kaha kisi ne hamari language chori ki aur tumne uski
      agar bura laga to extremly sorry, par maine apna samajh ke direct line boli thhi
      socho tumhara agar koi bhai hota aur vo esa karta to tum bhi use yahi kahte
      abe kaha se chura chura ke bhej raha hai
      think about it dear

  13. yogesh says:

    chalo bhai sabhi donate karo plz only 1$ plz month me ek baar plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sabhi se kah rha hu

  14. Soubhagya says:

    Ok Admin bhai koi baat nahi thoda dukh hua tha.Kher chhodiye jo hua so hua.After all u r my brother. .

  15. yogesh says:

    your welcome

  16. yogesh says:

    priyanka kha chali gayi

  17. jeeva says:

    kitna tatti bhara joke tha

  18. yogesh says:

    palak kah rahi hai koi accha kaam karo chalo me kah rha hu mujhe mere dost ki sister shadi karni hai kuch donate karo koi ni karega ye to apni apni marzi hai tum mat karo baki sab log karenge sabhi request karo tum to accha kaam karo palak and all girl reuest karo are yaaro site rahegi to hm sabhi friends joint rahenge admin ne accha kiya hai hm sabhi dosti isi site ki vajha se to hui hai

  19. robinhood panday says:

    nice joke…

  20. ravi says:

    admin yaar ab hum dena chah reh he to tum le nhi rahe ho

    chalo humari chor do

    koi ladki de to mana mat karna ek dum le lena thik he na.

    • admin says:

      Ravi Bhai, Jarur Jarur, Ladki de to sahi main to usko return main bhi bahut kuch de dunga. Donation De 9 Months ki installments mein vapis lele

  21. nilabh says:

    Cheche kya joke hai class rum ko v ganda kar diya tatee karke !

  22. nilabh says:

    Is site pe sare launda priyanka pe marte hai lakin priyanka to admin ki diwani hai aur mai apne hath ka diwana hun it gives result with in 30 second. ha ha ha ha ha ha____

  23. ravi2 says:

    latest news murder-2 me imran hashmi ke opposite mallika nahi hogi , kyonki abki baar koi nayi ladki chudna chahti hai.

  24. ravi-2 says:

    admin bhai main koi joke send karna chahu to kaise karu? aap kab usko post karoge? kya adult joke send karne par police to nahi pakdegi ?

  25. ravi-2 says:

    admin tumto kehte ho ke main kisi ka phone no.aure-mail addres post nahi karta .lekin is wale joke me reena ka no. kyon post kiya tha.

    "Sardarji, Film And Biwi"

    Reena
    17 Aug, 2010
    mai batati hoo ki lund ko kaise kada kare call me at 0956**587**

    • admin says:

      Ravi bhai thanks for informing, actually jab ye comment approve hua tha tab main hospital mein tha aur maine brother ko kaha tha ki pls comment approve kar de
      may be uska dhayan nahi gaya hoga. but it fixed now

  26. nagesh says:

    larkiyon ki gand larkon se isiliye moti aur chauri hoti hai kyonki usme hamesha tatti bhara rahta hai

    khati bhi to din bhar rahti hai

    hum larke apna sabkuchh saf suthra rakhte hai

  27. ritesh says:

    palak aaj k time mai savi k life mai bahut stress hai.admin k ye jokes agr kisi ko thoda sa v raahat pahuchata hai to ise hum ache kaam mai hi counting karenge.

  28. ravi-2 says:

    kya baat hai admin itne saare comment bheje maine tumne tokoireply nahi diya 1 ghanta ho gaya.

  29. sunny says:

    admin….doc.ki her advice ko mano…jaldi tik ho jayoge….hm bhi yahi cahate h ki aap jaldi tik ho jao….

  30. sunny says:

    palak teri gaand me koi ungali karega to tu kya bolegi??

  31. ranjha says:

    kya yar admin…….. upar joke mein tatti aur niche tere fingers pe patti………. it rhymes .. hahaha

  32. Naitik says:

    Hi admin bro. . .tnx mate u r sending mind blowing jokes nw a days. . .keep it up

  33. Rammy says:

    @admin, thr?

  34. Rammy says:

    Um Cyber Xpert Will Tel Ya Evrythin About How To Earn More From Google :)

  35. nilabh says:

    Sare ldko ko priyanka ka gand va rha(mujhe nhi mera haath hi kafi h until marriage) tha lakin ab sab admin ka chut marne ke firaq me h.

  36. nilabh says:

    admin bhai , comment ko chota kar yar padhne me gand fat jati h. Phle commt. Chote ate the to accha lagta tha.

  37. jeeva says:

    hi admin and also everyone

    kahan ho friends

  38. annu says:

    iss joke ko likhne wale ki gand mai bhi ungli karni chahiye itna purana joke likhte hai sale

  39. nilabh says:

    Annu darling tu kya apne bur me ungli nhi krti h kya jo joke likhne wale par kr rhi ho, sali mera kala bhujang lund le le ungli krne ki jarurat v nhi padegi.

  40. MURARI KUMAR says:

    ANNU TERI COMMENT PADHKAR LAGTA HAI TUM BAKAI INTERESTED HO

  41. ravi-2 says:

    kya admin bahi kal to mere kisi comment ka jawab nahi dia.kya mera IP block kar dia?ya e-mailblock kar diya.?abhi online aaya hun 5 ghante se light nahi thi.

  42. mili says:

    bahut ganda joke hai ye

  43. DHIRAJ says:

    Wah r gobar teri itni izzat and tatti tu itna beijatt..in logo k saath b bhedbhav..socho bhense,guy tatti kyon nahi karte.

  44. gaurav says:

    gandu joke

  45. nancy says:

    to laundo kis kis ko meri tatti khani hai

  46. Pratap Singh says:

    Yaar Admin Tu Mere Comments Post Nahi Karta Mere Se Koi Dusmani Hai Kya

  47. Sandeep says:

    Most powerful

  48. Sandeep says:

    Ye sab padhkar to HP Ka khayal aata hai. Par kaya kare sex se phursat hi nahi milta na…

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