Smart Santa Ka Smart Jawab
Views: 7,127 - Posted on 29 Nov 2010
Santa Ki Patni Ne Ek Baar Bathroom Mein Santa Ko Muth Marte Pakad Liya
Wife: “Oye, Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho Tum?”
Santa Sharmate Hue: “Bahut Maila Ho Gaya Thha Mene Socha Sabun Se Saaf Kar Lu“Some More Dhansu Jokes :)
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kapil, i saw u, my n my bestfrnd, on terrace, of my home in L.A., n i saw ur cel phn numbr, else i dnt rmembr, i m feeling so HOMESICK
SPICY my sweet dear ab chalta hu need aa rhi hai sapne me wait karunga tumara..
TINA jo ye tum baar baar bolti ho AIDS AIDS sayad tume pata nhi kitni bhayankar bimari hai ye..tum to aise maje me bolti ho…bhagwan kare dusman ko b ye bimari na lage ..so kindly dont use this word agin…YAHA par mere sare dost hain aur me kisi ke liye ye nhi soch sakta…ummeed hai tume samaj aa gayi hogi…maje karo par kisi ko majak me b aisa na bolo ki tuje aids hai..
@kapil, 100ry yaar, tum kisi baat ko dil se mat lagao , main samajh rahi hu ki tumhe bahut bura lag raha hai, par main to is bimari ko failne se rok rahi thi.kher tumhe agar bura lag raha hai to main apne shabd wapas leti hu. ab to thik hai na. or tum jyada ghabrao mat apna ilaj chalu rakhna , bhagwan sab achha karenge.
Oye yar idhar to sb ladkiyo k pas ram hai, Yar ye mera ram kidhar chala gya?
@panchi., tum ram ka pichha nahi raavan ka karo kyoki ye kalyug hain, yeha ram ki nahi – RAAVAN ki tuti chalti hai. Sahi kaha na RAAVAN sir
Tina me to raavan k pichhe padi thi pr bad me pata chala vo to divya or tere pichhe pada h yaar ab ravan to gya hath se, vese yaha ram ya raavan ka beta he koi?
Tina me to raavan k pichhe padi thi pr bad me pata chala vo to divya or tere pichhe pada h yaar ab ravan to gya hath se, vese yaha ram ya raavan ka beta he koi? Or tina tu raavan se lesons le rhi h kya jo use sir keti h
YE SALA SANTA BHI CHUTIA HAI BHOSDI KE SE APNI BIVI TO CHODI NAHIN JAATI SALA BATHROOM ME GHUSNE KI BAJAYE PADOSI KE GHAR ME GHUS KAR PADOSI KI BIVI KO CHOD DETA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH AH AA
@divya, savdhan ram or sita ki jodi sirf ramayan main hi achhi lagti hai , vastav mai ram ne sita ko kabhi bhi sukh nahi diya.Pahle to sita to Vanvaas or fir jungle main chudwa diya tha.
KAPIL TU RAAM BANNE KI KOSHISH MAT KAR KYONKI TERE PASS KOI HANUMAAN BHI NAHI HAI JO DIVYA KO KHOJ NIKALEGA KYONKI HANUMAAN IS BAAR MERE PASS HAI HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH AHA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Gud joke:)
Kya bat kahi hai…..
hi tina, i am new here and i think u r so sexy. Am i right?
pawan jab apan milenge tab dekh lena ki main kitni…………………
Hey Tina.
How r u,
Nice Comments B'ful
khushnu, thanks a lot.
@Divya hwr u?
santa bechara agar suhaagraat ko biwi ko dekh ke muth maar sakta hai
to bathrooom main mail saaf karna to banta hai yaaar
Joke mein Santa ki L*d ke sath uska dimagh bhi tez chalta hai, yahi lagta hai. Actually yahan dimagh Amind bro ka chala hai. Bade hazir jawab ho Admin Bhai. hehehe
very funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny yaar !
muth marne ki itni gandi aadat ho gayi hai santa ko ki
biwi sath ho tab bhi muth hi marta hai
m new here like to gv some comments
Nice joke
@tina – Tum baar baar Ram Bhagwan ka naam mat lo, lagta tumhe tamiz nhi hai…
pata nehi ? muth ky marta hai
Admi sir is gareeb k liye v kuch sochiye plz mujhe sms nahi aa rahen hai so plz solve it
so funny yar……. santa ka kuch top kro yar..