Soch Apni Apni, Galti Na Kisi Ki
Views: 26,743 - Posted on 08 Jan 2011
Jaisa Ki Aap Pahle Pad Chuke Hai Ki Jab Ladka Aur Laki First Time Milte Hai To Unki Kya Thinking Hoti Hai
Isi Tarha Aaj Padte Hai Ki Boys Aur Girls Ke Baat Karne Mai Kya Fark Hota Hai:
Girl: “Yaha Kya Kar Rhe Ho?”
Boy: “Yaha Kya Maa Chudwa Rha Hai?”Girl: “Maine Aapko Kya Kaha?”
Boy: “Maine Kya Teri Gaand Maar Lee?”
Girl: “Aap Itni Tez Kyo Chal Rhe Ho?”
Boy: “Teri Gaand Mai Aag Lagi Hai Kya?”Girl: “Tum To Bewakuf Ho”
Boy: “Tu To Lodu Hai”Girl: “Disturb Mat Karo”
Boy: “Gaand Mein Ungli Mat Kar Bhosdi Ke”Girl: “Aaj To Ghar Walo Se Daant Padi”
Boy: “Aaj To Lode Lag Gye Bhosdi Ke.“Kabeer Ji Ke Dohe Bahut Mashoor Hai - Par Aaj Pade Kareeb Ji Ka Latest Generation Ke Liye Mast DohaOr Share With Your Friends On FacebookSome More Dhansu Jokes :)
- Sachi Dosti Ka Ek Example
Do Bahut Hi Sachhe Dosto Ki Kahani, Jo Ye Sabit Karti Hai Ki.. Dost Ho To Aise, Nahi To Na Ho ..- Police Se Bachne Ki Tarkib, Khas Ashiqo Ke Liye
Kayi Bar Ashiq Logo Ko Ashiqui Karte Hue Police Pakad Leti Hai, Fir Bhi Police Se Kaisi Bacha Jaye? ..- Warning On A T-Shirt Of A Girl
Written On The T-Shirt Of A Girl: “Statutory Warning: Objects Inside The T-Shirt Are Larger Th ..- Dulhe Se Jyada Kanjoos To Dulhan Nikli
Shadi Wali Raat Dulha Apni Dulhan Ko Sex Karne Ke Baad Apne Ghar Ke Niyam Aur Kayde-Kanoon Samajhate ..- Insaano Se Ab Pyar Kisko Hai?
Ek Bar Ek Ladke Ne Apne Mom-Dad Ko Sex Karte Dekh Liya. Dad Ne Socha Ye Bacha Hai Isko Bahla Deta Hu ..Receive Daily Jokes By eMail
Mast Photos For You
hahhaaha joke is nice and truth
but it is great
hehee
hi mausam here yaar joke mast hei aur sacha bhi hai.par hum jaise logo ko chud kar
Ye joke kis mahatma ne banaya hai.Kahin admin ji apne ne hi to is joke ka discover to nahi kiya?
Matrix bhai hehe kuch user ne send kiye thhe kuch khud bana liye
Admin ji isi type ke jokes banaya karo yaar…..
Aur modification jarur kariyega :P
ha ha ha ha…
mst hai.
helo preete aur dsso, ki halchal tuwda…
gud mrning evry1.
i thnk m the fist hi frnds.
Ye joke nai ye tho sachai hai. Good yar
mast hai yarrrrrrrrrrrrr
admin yar tu such me great ho
hi sheela happy bthday dear,wese aj sab girls kha gayab ho gai
hey! aaj tune dikha di ladko ki jaat..hahaha!!..but yeh cheeje maine kabhi use nahi ki…main to saala tak nahi kahta haha!!..admin ko nd joke banane wale ko thanks…miltein hai isse…-5/-10…lowest point is +10..verygood joke.
Dosto maine apni sabse khatarnak missile dhiraj ke pichhe laga di ha dekho jab bi aata ha uski piche missile lagi hoti ha. Dhiraj ab to samaj le teri gand thaa hehehehehehe
happy b'dab sheela dear
hey atanwadi ab tu atank felana band karde nai tho tere peche apni misile lga du ga.he he he
(dnt mne jst jokng dear)
Bilkul sahi!
Aisa hi hota hai aajkal.
Waise hum ladkiyan bhi koi gaali bakne me kam nahi hain.
Agar iska example dekhna hai to "NO ONE KILLED JESSICA" dekh lijiye.
Thanku chodumall urf rahul
@admin thanku but mai abi budhi ni hone wali abi to mai jwan hu. He he he
Sheela ji, Baba Saxidas ki taraf se aapko ek muft ki salah
is jawani ka fayda utha ke koi acha sa pyara sa jindagi bhar sath nibane wala boy friend bana lo… jawani 4 din baad dall jayegi fir kese kisi ko fasaogi
Thanku baba saxidas ji but is bat ka to mai kb se dhyan rkh rhi hu tbi to admin ko fsa rhi hu ap asirwad dijiye ki meri jawani dhlne se phle admin meri jwani mai fas jaye.. He he he.
Girls mai hmesa tamiz hoti h or boys hmesa ese hi bat krte h… Hm girls se kuch sikho nalayko ya hmesa g##d mrwate rhoge he he he he he.
Hahaha nice 1
@Preet. Aaj rat ko khub hichkiya ayi hongi tumhe, mai jo yaad kar raha tha. Ab shikayat na karna
@rashii, i love rashii so much(my sis) hehe
@Dhiraj. When i came on dis site i saw 1st ur cmmnts. But now m proposing u.
will u b my frnd?
@arush, kabhi fb par bhi darshan de diya kar mere bhai.
@panchhi. Meri jaan, mai tumpe kurban
tum jo sath do to mai bhi chhu lu asman
tum mujhe bhuli to nikal jayegi meri jaan
fir mai le lunga teri bhi jaan
narak me milkar maze karenge bindaas
@sheela, happy bday.
@All, mast raho. Chust raho
Dev very good mujhe bhulne ke liye
@Hey dev meri jaan me tume kaise bhul sakti hu btao yaar….or narak me to maze krne h hai yaha v kam maze ni hai yaar ap logo k sath or maze se yaad aya tum to maze me ho na?…. @hey rahul urf chodumal yaar exames ki prepartion me busy hu ajkal yaar…or tum btao kaise ho yaar? @hey lofar mene kb tumse berukhi kri ha?me tume roj cment krti hu yaar mere se berukhi na kriyo……
@antankwadi, hehehe..jada missile mat chhod nahi to ek din saari khatm ho jaegi…thoda dusro k liye bhi bacha k rakh..hahahahaha!! so funny!! hahaha!!…us se li hain ki china made hain..ya osama bin laden ki factory mein bani hain..plz hansao mat..hahahaha!! omg!..L°L!!.
Dhira ye khatarnak missile maine hathayaro ke bade samaglar sameer(admin) ke ghar daka mar kar hasil ki tumko pasand ayi to ek aur daka mar lu? Hehehe Ghabra mat admin vo pakst ka admin ha hehehe
Atankwadi tu juth mat bol… mana ki paksitan ke admin se churayi hai par uska naam bhi sameer ho ye nahi mana ja sakta.. ahmad aslam kureshi kuch b chal sakta tha
2nd main manta hun ye misile tune mere ghar se hi churayi thhi.. par ye b bata na fir kya hua thha.
Jaisi hi tu misle churake bagne laga thha to meree vafadar sainiko Muasam, Kapil Prince Jay aur b bakiyo ne tujhe pakad liya thha aur bola thha
Ki tujhe hum jaan se maar denge bachna chahta hai to har bande ko 10 10 baar apni Gaa*nd de… aur agar tune 20 20 baar di to tujhe misile bhi gift kar denge
aur khushi ki baat hai antakwadi bhai ki teri jaan b bach gayi aur tujhe misile bhi mill gayi
ab ye bata kab aa raha hai ek baar aur chori karne hehehehe
@Is site ki sabi rapchik bindas hot nd sexy girls ko Lofar ka namaskar
@Sheelaji ab ap kitne saal ki jawaan ho gayi happy bday ji
@Atankwadi tu jail se kab chuta
@ChodUmal yar kajal jab 3ri aankh me kajal lagati hai to by default 4thi tak pahuch jata hai.
are aase hi baat kerne me maza aata hai
kapil yaar ye to bata do ki BADTAMIZ ladke ka khitaab kisne jeeta hai
@dav ji & @divya ji thanku so much ap sbi dosto ka pyar h jo mai apne boy frnd k sath drive pe hote hue b jb b moka mil rha h site khol k dekh rhi hu kisi ne to mere liye comments kiya hoga thanku so much.
@lofar ji thanku or mai to abi jwan hi hu age se kya lena dena he he he he.
hi ruksana n panch,wese sheela g aphi kuch shika do boys ko,agar boys ga… Marwate hai tho girls v tho ch…t marwati rhati hai din bhar ku sai hai na dear,wese lofar bhai tmhari bat b sai hai.
Hey sheela dear happy birthday sweety…
Kya such me boys aise he baat kerte hai ?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY sheela ji
Thanku rashi & panchhi…
Admin ji kaise ho ap, aj kal kafi doctori sikha rahe ho, apko b shram aati hu wo name lene se mujhe aj pta chala hehehe. Main b isi wajah se unhe reply nhi ker pati quki reply kerne per wo name likhna padega hehehe sry cl rahul ji
Hey raj bindass aesa na bolo yaar me kisi k emotions k sath ni khelti ha muje football khelna pasand hai or me purane frnds ke sath tume v yaad krti hu dear tum h muje reply ni krte to me kya kru…. @meri jaan raavan kaisa hai tu?kuch jyada h busy lgte ho yaar…. @hey rashi,divya,kajal,shallu,daksh,arush,ratan,atankvadi,jay kaise ho sb? @hey gajendra welcome dear…
@Dhiraj__Wo To Pani ki Bund hai Jo Ankhon se Beh Jaye,
Ansu To Wo Hai Jo Tadap Ke Akhon mein Hi Reh Jaye,
Wo Friendship Kya Jo Laffzon Mein Bayan Ho,
Friendship to Wo Hai Jo Ankhon Mein Nazar Aaye…
Love u too dev(my brother) hehe
dhiraj ji aj mujhe is site per ek bhai or mil gaya, ap hamesha mere sweet bhai rahogae miss u dhiraj ji
ha ha ha i really like it!!!
O namaskar lofar ji…
kapil darling kahan ho swthrt?????
@RAJ bhai sab bindas to chal raha hai na.
@Dr SIA aapne ab tak kitne logo ki phati ga#nd ko SIA.
@Panchhi yar kabi Lofar ko b jaan kah diya karo. Waise aapke kaun se exam hai
@Notty Hotty tumare nam k aage 3 * lage hai bt Conditions Apply kahi nahi likha hai waise tumhari sabi cndisns lofar ko manjoor hai if u r really hot girl like PANCHHI.
Kya yaar lofar tune h to muje behen bnaya or ab kehte ho hame jaan bulao …me decide ni kr pa rhi tume bhai bnau ya dost..!? Aur me b.a kr rhi hu yaar ….mene suna hai lofar chiting krne me maher hote hai ..1-2 tricks muje bata do na yaar…..shayad kam aajaye….hehe……aur yaar tu to muje janta v ni hai fir kaise samajh lia me hot hu ya ni….huh @hey rahul me arts ki studnt hu dear…
@jay, darling bahut busy its nt fair…agar mujhe apne pass bula lete..main tumhare saare kam kar deta kyon itna kast karna..main tumhe rajkumar ki tarah rakhta…tumhara jinn hajir hai..bus hukm karo.:).
hiii..@dhiraj…salla s a common word nt a abusing word…nd maine use pyaar se bolaa tha…agar shallu ko bura lagaa ho to mian usse sorry bolta hun….
wt. u thinking abt me… i don't care…aur tune sahee kaha ki main bevkoof hoon…haan hun parr badtamiz nahi…i knew that mujhe kisse aur kaisse baat karni hai…i don,t need anybody's suggestion baby……jaha tak commentts ki baat hai to suruat tune hi ki thi….okkkk
main ab tumpe kabhi comment nahi karunga..byeeee
hiii…dev sorry bhai..main 5pm ke baad hi online hota hun…nd jab bhi online hota hun fb pe jaroor hotaa hun….
hii@sheela ji happy birthday..many many happr returns of the dayyy
hii…@naughty hotty m fine…i like ur name yaarrrr…waise wt s ur real name
hii…@rashiiji aapne aaj mujhe yaad nahi kiyaaa….jaiye main aapse baat nahi kartaaa….bty…how ru?????
Thanku so much arush ji.
saare ladke aise nahi hote….like me hehehe
@Dhiraj yaar,
Dur hai aapse to koi gam nahi, dur rahkar bhulne wale hum nahi, roz baat na ho to kya hua, aapki yad mulakat se kam nahi…….
Yaar dhiraj jindgi me aur bhi gam hai mohabbat k siway.
rashi bb itna sharam atti hai tho rahul kha k rply kardo dear,wese p ye tho btado ki dehradun me ho kha ki ,hi panchi kisme stdy karai ho, divya ruksana,sheela,preet n anjali kav hame b rply kardiya karo dear.
@rosy, good evening 2 u..m fynn…aaj tumko ek shayari dedicate karoonga:)._______________________
@rashii, ap hi rakshabandhan k din kaam aaengi..:)…bakio ko to suraksha ka koi khayal nahi.haha!!..apki brother list itni kam kyon?? apne se chote age walo ko to pakka brother bana lo haha!__________________
@arush,baby…maine tumhare saale par only cmnt kiya tha…nd uske alawa kucch bhi nahi..mere cmnts ko dhyan se padd kar dekh lena..
@Sheela…
Dua key Liye haath mere uthey,Mere dil sey yeh Awaz Ayi….
Phullon sey Achhi teri "KHUSHBU", kalion sey pyari teri "MUSKAAN".
Sitaron sey chamakta "CHEHRA" tera. Koyal sey bhi "MITHI" teri jubaan.
Har khushi tujhey "RAAS" Aye, Na "GUM" terey koi paas Aye.
Dabang k Dil pr karti rahe tu "RAAJ" Teesmar kha ka pyar bhi tujh par "KURBAAN".
Meri "SHEELA" 2 hain es nonvegjokes.com ki "SHAAN".
***HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 U***
@Mere lovely-lovely baccho aur bacchiyo "Soch Apni Apni, Galti Na Kisi Ki" ye sahi hai kyki_______
Kabhi insan galat Ya sahi nahi hota,
waqt use galat ya sahi Banata hai.
koi dekta hai kichad me kamal,
aur kisi ko chand me daag Nazar Aata hai..
@Dear All friends____Kabhi apni hansi par bhi aata hai gussa….kabhi saare jamane ko hasane ko jii chata hai…kbhi chupa leta hai gamo ko kone me dil…kbhi kisi ko sab kuch sunane ko jee chata hai…kbhi rota nhi man kisi kimat par bhi…kbhi yuhi ansu bahane ko jii chata hai,,,,kbhi accha lagta hai azaad udna…kbhi kisi bandhan me bbandjane ko jii chata hai…kbhi lagte hai apne begane se….kbhi begane ko apna banane ko jee chata hai….har pal upar wale ka naam ata hai zuban par,,,kabhi uske pass jane ko jee chahta hai………….Yaaro y kaisi confusjan hai……hehehehehehe
@Dhiraj mere yaar______
Mai kal raat MUJRA Dekne Gaya,
SariRat Dekha, MujreWali Ne kaha-
SAAB Humne Apko KHUSH kiya,
Ab Ap Hume KHUSH karo
Mai Utha Or NACHNE LAGA…
Thodi der NACHNE k baad mai bola ab 2v khush,
Wo boli nahi maine puri raat apko khush kiya ab aap pure din mujhko khush karo…….
Yaar kya karun ab jake fursat mili hai to tumko comment likh raha hun……hehehehehe
@rosy…rosy….rosy..aapke liye aadhe ghante mein SHAYARI taiyaar ki hai iss shayar ne…poem bhi ho sakti hai .hehe..2in1 ya 5in1 ka jamana hai:)….
Phool ho gulab ka,..laal rang ho khwab ka,…tumhein dekhte hi dil khil jae,….jab uthte hi tumse milne jaen,….tumhari khusboo se tazgi aae,….dil mein baitha josh jagae,….har din tumme nikhar hai aata,…tumhari sundarta ko hai badhata.,….khusboo tumhari kavi kam na hoti,….muskurahate tumhari kavi nam na hoti,..gum mein hum tumhe dekh muskurate…isi wajah se hi tumhein pass he chahte..:)..tc..bye.
@Sheela ji______Khushi se bite har din,
Har shuhani raat ho,
Jis taraf aapke kadam pade,
Waho phoolo ki barshat ho,
Wish you happy birthday!
Sheela ji mai pure din busy thha esliye aapko happy birthday wish nahi kar paya hun. abhi-abhi aaya hun to comments dekhne k baad mujko pata chala hi kee aapka aaj birthday hai……So Dear Happy Birthday…….
Aaj maine santa k pappu aur banta k bablu ko aapas me baten karta suna hun mai wo aap logo ko bhi batata hun___
Bablu Pappu se- Tujhe pata hai meri mummy jadugarrni hai,
Pappu- Wo kaise,
Bablu-Meri mummy jab mere papa ke Lullu ko hath lagati hai to woh khada ho jata hai.
Pappu- Bas, Meri muummmy teri mummy se bhi badi jadugarn hai,
Bablu – Wo kaise,
Pappu – Meri Mummy Jab mere Papa Ke Lullu par Baithti hai to papa ka Lullu gum ho jata hai.
ha ha ha ha ha
@Mere pyare baccho & bacchiyo……
Chaho To Dil Se Hamko Mita Dena,
Chaho To Hamko Bhula Dena,
Hamari Yad Aaye To Kabhi Rona Nahi,
Bas #### par Ungli rakhkar Hila Lena. ha ha ha ha ha ha… Sexy uncle hazir ho jayega…….
*
*
*
Kya sochane lage ???????
Dirty mind……..Mai to Mob. par ungli rakhkar number milane ko kah raha hun…ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
@Lofar bacche _____Tujhko apne dande k bare m batane se accha hai k mai tujko apna danda dikha h dun, kee wo kaise khada hota hai, apne ghar ka pata addresh de mai aakar tujhko apna danda khada karke dikhaunga……ha ha ha ha ha ha Mere danda dekhkar tu dar jayega aur jake apni aunti se shikayat karne lagega…..ke sexy uncle ne…………..ha ha ha ha ha ha
Pappu sees his parents having SX.
Pappu: Papa, kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: Petrol bhar raha hoon.
Pappu: Avg check karaao, abhi to Sexy uncle dal kar gaye hain…. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Theatre me Naari pradhan film chal rehi thi,
1 Ladki josh me khadi ho k boli…..
Aaj nari khadi ho jaye to kya nehi kar sakti ?
Piche se aawaz aayi SUSU…..ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
@dhiraj, tx tx tx…Waise m nt much in2 shayari, bt 2mne personaly .5 hr spend karke banaya, toh realy likd it.. Tx agn:) tc
@sheela, happy bday dear
hahhaaha joke is nice and truth
but it is great
hehee
ye joke kisne post kiya yaar such purane dost yaad aa gaye
@rosy, sirf half n hour mein banaya hai…5 hours mein sir chakara jata.:).30minuts mein shayari complete ki..tc.gud night…jay k aane se shayari ka talent jaag gaya …isse pehle kavi shayari nahi ki.hehe!!
sex uncle pehla comt dekha to aisa laga uncle ki sex expire ho gai, fir dekha to ek k baad ek dhamaka,O Ho kya baat hai aaj bahut mood me hai,lagta hai first aakar hi rahoge,he he he
Suno dost logo @SexyUncle k lu*d pe white plaster chadha hua hai kyunki wo nange hoke Lofar ko apna danda dikhane ja rahe the ab unka itna bda aur khatarnak hai k logo ne socha k ye cobra azgar hai aur darkar sabne use lathi nd pathhar se peetna suru kar diya SexyUncle k dande ki kachumar nikal gayi Dr Sia ne unke dande pe plaster lagaya hai.
@Lofar,ye tumne kya kiya Sexy uncle ki khichai yaar tumne anjane me market me uski deemand badha di hai, he he he! ab yaar ladkiyo ki line lag jayegi uske piche he he
really nice & fact !
hahaaaaaaaaaa……hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…..hoooooooooooooooo…………..heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
kay bhat hay nice
Super hai.. Gr8 job.