Soldier’s Patriotism & Nuse
Views: 18,672 - Posted on 07 Aug 2012
A Nurse Was Taking Care Of A Soldier In The Army Hospital.
The Soldier Said: “How I Wish I Could Kiss The American Flag Before I Die”
The Nurse Was Extremely Touched By The Soldier’s Patriotism And Said.
Nurse: “I Have A Tattoo Of The American Flag On My Back, You May Kiss It If You Don’t Mind.”
The Soldier Said: “Of Course, I Wouldn’t Mind. Thank You For Fulfilling My Last Wish”
The Nurse Took Off Her Panties And The Dying Soldier Kissed The Flag.
Soldier Said: “Thank You, Nurse, Now Would You Be So Kind To Turn Around So That I Could Kiss Bush Too.“
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Kehny mn 3 Seconds lgty hain..
Explain krny mn 3 ghnty..
Aur..
prOof krny mn zindgi ka styAnas ho jAta hy..!!
true :(
good joke
hehehehe….
Good
” Sex is a serious Entertainment ”
know why ?
B,coz it is the only Fun u can get without Laughing..!!
it’s not a joke…
try laughing , while fucking..! :P
hehehhehehehe :D
hehehehehehe true yar hehehe
A man had a strange problem that he felt a lot of cold all the time. On the day of his marriage, at his ‘suhagraat’, the bride eagerly waiting for his entry so that she could break the barriers of her virginity. The man entered, switched off the lights, took a blanket, closely went near to her as the bride was waiting for the ultimate countdown. He opened the blanket and slept in it.
The bride very confused about the situation next day went to her friend and told her about what happened the last night. The friend suggested her that when this time your husband enters and comes on the bed, you should sit there wearing nothing on the top. The Husband’s entry next day and still the same.
The bride again goes to her friend and tells her about the nightmare. She then suggests her to be fully naked when her husband now enters.
The very same night, the husband enters and takes a blanket and goes off to sleep. Enough of it, the bride again goes to her friend and repeats the story. The friend wondering as to what kind husband is he, suggests her to give it a last shot and tell her husband this time when he enters, that she has a HOLE.
The bride really happy thinking that this would do the trick sits on the bed naked when her husband enters, takes a blanket and goes off to sleep. She gets a bit close to him and whispers in his ears ” I HAVE A HOLE IN HERE”. The husband puts the blanket away take his leg out and smashes the bride on the hole and says “Main Yehi Dekhu Hawa Kahan Se Aa Rahi Hai.” :-D :-D ;-) ;-) :P :P
Two Friends never planned to marry ‘coz they heard much about the after marriage controversies between the partners. But due to internal pressure they both married.
After a long time, one day both of them met and asked each other about their life and whether they married or not.
Tensed both of them, first friend told the other” Yaar, kya bataoon, meri to raaton ki neend haram ho gayi. jab bhi bed room mein jaata hoon, meri biwi bolti hai- aye..! chal gear laga”.
The other much more tensed replied” Yeh to kuch bhi nahi, main to jab bhi bed room mein jaata hoon, meri biwi kehti hai” jaanu, ek litre petrol bharna.” :-P :-P
Sasural me damad ki itni izat kyon hoti hai
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Kyon k wo jaante hain k yahi wo mahaan admi
ha jis ne un k ghar k tofaan ko sambhal rakha
hai
dad kaise hai aapke…? @deleted jee…?
ab theek h …recover kar rahe h
In olden days, once upon a time when Guru Dron was teaching his shishsyas, under the pepal tree.
Guru Dron: Arjun can you see the parrot in the midst of the leaves of the tree.
Arjun: Ji Guru ji.
Guru Dron: Us ki aankh par nishana lagao.
Arjun: Ji Guru ji.
But Arjun misses the shot.
And Arjun cried in anger:”Maa ki chut nishana gaya chuuk”.
Upon this Guru Dron said to Arjun: Agar tumne yeh phir se bola tou ek teer aasman se aa kar tumhari Gand me ghuss jayega.
Arjun: maaf karna guru ji.
Again Arjun misses the shot and again he said: “Maa ki chut nishana gaya chuuk”.
Upon this guru Dron was very angry and said: Agar tumne yeh phir se bola to ab zaroor ek teer aakar tumhari gand me ghuss jayega.
But again arjun misses the shot and again cried: “Maa kichut nishana gaya chuuk”.
After this statement of Arjun:
Ek teer Guru Dron ki gand me aakar ghuss jata hai.
Guru Dron said looking at the sky: yeh teer tou Arjun kigand me ghussna chahiya tha.
AASMAN SE AKASHWANI HUI: “MAA KI CHUT NISHANA GAYA CHUUK”. :-D :-xd ;-)
Kingfisher assistant – sir pichale 15 dino me ek
bhi bottle nhi biki.
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Vijay Malya – jara engineering college me phone
lagao aur puchho result kab hai..
right! !! mallya ne sahi kaha!! hahahaha
Some Questions
Q:) What did the left Boob say to the Right Boob?
A:) Sab Lafda Neeche Hota hai, Hum khamakha Pakde jate hai.
Q:) What did an impotent man ask the sexologist?
A:) Thoda sa to lift kara de, ek nahi baar baar kara de.
Q:) What frustrates a Sardar?
A:) When his wife delivers twins & he can’t find the father of the second child.
Q:) What is the similarity between Tea and Girl?
A:) Both are Hot, Both have Milk
Q:) What is a Kiss?
A:) A Kiss is an upper preparation for a lower invention that will lead to
further penetration in fast acceleration that will build next generation!
Q:) What similar things do you prefer in your coffee and your girlfriend?
[a] Both Should be HOT
[b] Both Should be RICH
[c] Both Should be creamy
[d] Both should be able to keep you up all night..! ;-)
Jis taraf bhi dekhon tera hi aks muyasar hy
ankhon ko,
Jan-e-man, ye hr koi tum jaisa hy ya sara
zamana tum ho.
kya hua @deleted bhai khafa ho kya mujhse..? jo yu… meri baato ko ignore kar rahe ho?
aree nahi bhai…..ye tumne kaise soch liya…….koi baat nahi h ……bas….time nahi tha mere exam the mba k…..
@aby bro sry 4 d late… gud evng bro..! :-)
are bhai sry ki Kya jarurat hai???
good evening too you bro;D!!!
Hazaron dard seeney mein chupaye phir
raha hon mein,
Teri furqat ka gham dil se lagaye phir raha
hon mein,
Lutaa dala hai mene apna sab kuch teri
chahat pe,
Fakat apni anaa baaki bachaye phir raha
hoon mein,
Teri tasveer, tere khat, teri har ik nishani,
Abhi tak apne seeney se lagaye phir raha
hoon mein,
Nazar teri kisi din to parre gi mujh pe ae
zalim,
Tamasha is liye khud ko banaye phir raha
hoon mein,
Bhuja sakta nahin koi hawaye-tund ka
jhonka,
Diye aese wafaa ke jalaye phir raha hoon
mein,
Urooj ankhain meri pur’nam hain jis ki
bewafayi per,
Usi ke khawb ankhon mein basaye phir
raha hoon mein…
Aasoo Aa Jate Hain Ankhon Me Rone Se
Pehle
Her Khwab Toot Jate Hain Sone Se Pehle
Ishq Hai Gunah Ye To Samajh Gaye
Kaash Koi Rok Leta Ye Gunah Hone Se
Pehle
Some abbreviations and their fullforms
1) PARIS- Please Allow Romance In school
2) JAPAN- Jumping And Pumping All Night
3) ADIDAS- All Day I Dream About Sex
4) FILA- Fuck In Lonely Area
5) PUMA- Press Until Milk Arrives
6) LIMCA- Lauda In Mouth Causes AIDS..!
U.S.A = Un Satisfied Auntys !
dhiraj dear ,deeppak bro, kaha ho???
Dil Main Har Raaz Daba Kar Rakhte Hain
Hontoon Per Muskurahat Saja Kar Rakhte
Hain
Yeh Duniya Sirf KHUSHI Mein Saath Deete
Hai
Iss Liye Hum Apne Aansoon Ko Chupa Kar
Rakhte Hain:(
Dard Kitne Hain Bata Nahi Sakta
Zakhm Kitne Hain Dikha Nhai Sakta
Ankhon Se Samjh Sako To Samjh Lo
Ansoon Gire Hain Kitne Gina Nahi Sakta
Dil…e…gumrah Ko Aye Kaash Ke Maloom Ho Jata…
Mohabbat Us Wakt Tak Dilchasp Hai Jab tak Nahi Hoti..!
Latkaaye Huye Rakha Hai Suli Pe Sabhi ko…
Is Ishq Se Bada Koi Jallaad Nahin..! :-(
Jab Jab Aapse Milne Ki Umeed Nazar Aayi
Mere Pairon Mein Zanjeer Nazar Aayi
Gir Pade Aansu Aankhon Se
Aur Har Aansu Mein Aapki Tasweer Nazar
Aayi:’(!!!!
Achha..! then okayh jee..!
Xam kaise huye aapke…? @deleted
Gungi Ho Gayi Aaj kuch Zuban kahte kahte…
Hichkicha Gaya Main khud ko Musalman kahte kahte…
Ye baat Nahi ke Mujh ko us Par yaqeen Nahi…
Bas Dar Gya khud ko saheb-e-Imaan kahte kahte…
Tofeq Na hui Mujhe Ek waqt ki Namaz ki
aur Chup Hua Moazan Aazaan kahte kahte…
Kisi kafir Ne jo Pucha ke ye kya Hai Maheena..?
sharam se pani hua Main Ramzan kahte kahte…
Mere shelf Main Gird se Atti kitaab ka Jo Pucha…
Main Garh Gaya Zameen Main Quran kahte kahte…
Ye sun ke Chup sadh Li “IQBAL” Us Ne
Yoon laga jaise ruk gaya ho mujhe Haiwaan kahte kahte..! :-(
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Ab ye bata kitne din mai coment regular honge
Kabhi nahi
Kyon
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Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log opration se pehle
patient ko behosh kyun kartehai?
Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya
to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na…
nitesh ….papers to engrng student type se diye h
raat ko book li…..3hrs mein 5 chapters padhe aur paper de diya….
:)
Goodnight friends
gud mrng prity ji!
bush ko kiss hehehehehehe