Sometimes My Eyes Get Jealous
Views: 10,298 - Posted on 09 Jul 2012
True Lines Said By A Boyfriend For His Girlfriend
Sometimes My Eyes Get Jealous Of My Pappu.
You Know Why?
Because
You Always Remain Close To My Pappu & Far From My Eyes.
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bye bye friendss!!! tc!!
gud evening dear…
wah..! Kya joke h…!!!
My Heart…. ki jagah…My Pappu…!!!
Waah…bro….! Kya dimag lagaya h..!!
nice one!!!!!! ……………… “COBOL programmers understand why
women hate periods.:D”………….
“Hacking is like sex. You get in, you
get out, and hope that you didn’t leave
something that can be traced back to you.”
Bachpan se hume do hi cheeze sabse zyada mili hai.!
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Dard AUR Dost…!
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Farq sirf Itna hai ki
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,DARD muje hasne nahi deta Or
Mere DOST muje rone nahi dete…
bahut khub deepu
gd evng frndz
hw r u all…???
stomach ace …….
Tum Jaisi Haseen Aankhon Waali Aati Hai Jab
Sahil Par
Lahrein B Shor Machati Hain, Lo Aaj Samundar
Doobega.
Wah..!! kya baat kahi h del bro..
oye priya me hmmmm nai kr ri me to apki copy kr ri hu anyways ap kis clas me ho gudevng frnds
hmmmmm meri nakal :P
okkk
khyaal-e-Yaar Main “NEEND” Ka “TASSAWUR”
Bhi Kaisa,
Aankh lagti hi Nahi, jab sey “AANKH” Ladi
H… !!
Aey Ishq Janat Main Teri Koi
Jagah Nahi,,,
Qaatil hai Tu Bade Masoom Logon
Ka…
ryt
Admin ji & deepak ji, jay bro, deleted ji, nithesh ji, piyush ji, dhiraj ji, aby ji, priya ji, navya ji aur wo sab jinke nam me likh nhi paya, dosto mera nvj ka safar aaj yahi par khatm hota h. Aap logon ne yahan khub hansaya iske liye me tahedil se shukriya ada karta hu aur sath hi sath aap logon se apni galti k liye kshma v chahta hoo k kabhi hmne koi galat comment kr diya ho, aap logon ka pyaar isi tarah bana rhe aur ye site din dooni raat chauguni tarakki kre rab se me ye hi dua mangta hu. By dosto…
kya hua HPS ji……..itne dino baad cmt wo bhi ye…….
why hps…??
what happend
H P S Bro, ye kya comnt kiya h aap ne…muje kuch smj me nh a raha…
Dear Agar ye 1 majak tha toh plz esa majak dusri baar mt krna….
Aap ne hum sb ko apna dost mana h…koi prblm h toh plz hum sb ko batao…
hey bro but hua kya??????
Hehehehe……….. Hps bro. ye kya hai ????????
Aaz din me he pee liya kya :P
Abhi to aap fb pe khoob wah! wah! kar rehe thhe
aur edhar aake ye emotional cmnts kyu ????????
Kasam Tootay Hovay Dil Ki Tumhain
Khud Se Juda Ker Kay,,
Jahan Tak Hum Ne
Daikha Hay Wahaaan Tak Tum Nazer Aaye…
A Strange Fact:
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Bahut aasan hai kisi ko Hurt karna aur kehna
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“SORRY”
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But bahut muskil hota hai khud Hurt Hokar kehna
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“I M FINE”…….
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true
Mout, mahhobbat or Jindgi ka to naam hi
badnam h
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warna
takalif to
Sabse jyada padhai hi deti h..
hehe….nice bro….:-):-)
aour wo nahi ki to zindagi G marti hai!! :D but nice one!!!!!
Dil pe lge zakhm kbhi ni dikhai dete fir v sbse zyada dard ye zakhm hi kyu dete hai?
Teri bewafaai mein dil bekaraar hi na
karoon,
Tu hukm de to tera intezaar hi na karoon,
Tu bewafa hai to kuch iss kadar bewafaai
kar,
Ke tere baad main kisi aur se pyaar hi na
karoon…
Ehsas E Aarzu DiL Se Mita Na Sakoge
Bhulna Chahoge ParBhula Na Sakoge Ye
Chirag- E-Dosti DiL Se Jalayi He bhujhana chahonge par Bhujha Sakonge !!!!
@Hps bhai aap jaa kyu..? rahe ho? koi item mil gayi hai kya? Aur haan to phir unse puchna koi frnd bhi hai kya unki..! :P
@Deleted jee samose nd pakaude mere sasur jee bechte hai..! hahaha
@deepak nd dhiraj jee aaplogo ko bahot dillagi sujhi hai aaj!
Nitesh bro, lagta h ap ne mere comnts dyan se nh dekhe…
Maine ap se koi dillagi nh ki…han.,ap k joke ki tarif jarur ki thi…kyu ki vo joke muje bht accha laga tha…
Aage se ap ki marzi ho to hi mai ap k joke pr comnts karunga….ok dear..?
deepak jee ye kya.? tha..!
Main to majak kar raha tha aapne ise dil se kyu.? liya.!
I’m sry if meri baato ne aapki dil ko hrt kiya ho..! <3
@jay bro aapki shayri bahot mst thi nd @deleted jee aap to mere fav. ho!
@piyush jee aajkal dudh bechne me zyda busy ho kya? dikhte nahi!
nd @Hps ji meri maano to phr naa jao kbhi kbhi aa jana aise kahoge to phr rokna padega hi.! ;-) hahaha
Nitesg bro. karoon v to kya karoon ?????
Ab mai Apni mohabat ka izhar karne wala hun,
Msg nahi usko Email karne wala hun,
koi haseena to ab ghas dalti hi nahi,
Isi liye ek Bhootani se ishq karne wala hun ;) :)
Dosto!
Sapna ek lekin mushkile hazar hai,
Tanhayi aur gum to mere bachpan ke yaar hai,
Ab to yeh dil maut ke liye bhi taiyaar hai,
kyunki is zindagi me hume sirf bewafao se pyaar hai :’( :(
G.e. Friends
o teri…..bad girl aa gayi site pe…..
Dosto!
Arz hai………
Unki galiyon ke chakkar kaatey kaatey
Kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,
wo to hamare na ho saki par hum
kutton ke sardar ho gaye… :(
hehehe..vry gud bro,
tumko mere dil ne..pukara h,bade pyar se
apni awaaz mila lo, meri awaaz se
hello, Varsha ji…
A Tribute to Our favourite word ‘lavda’ a multi purpose word used in many ways.
For eg.,
Class jaayenge kya?
-lavda jaayenge
Padhai kiya kya?
-lavda kiya
chal be party de
-lavde ka party
Bohot pyaas lagi hai yaar
-lavda choosega kya?
uska accident ho gya be
-kya baat kr raha hai lavde?
notes banaya?
-lavda banaya
abe 500 rs de na
-lauda le na mera
Dis way energy is saved frm speaking ..all thanks to our lavda
jai lavde ki!
jai bol na….lavde!! ;-)
FIFA has decided that
GIRLS should be GOALKEEPERS
for d WORLD CUP,
bcoz
no matter how wide they
open their legs,
they never let the
balls go in..! :-)
ONE OF THE GREATEST JOKES……HAHAHA
lAVDA….JI…HAHAHAH
A sweet line after a huge fight:
”
chal sale ab 1 thanda to pila”
*A sweet line for a friend when scolded from
teacher:
”Chhod na yaar ye sali pagal hai…
…Apne piche hi padi rehti hai”
* A sweet line when a group members absent:
”sala kahi ladki k sath hoga”
* A sweet line to a friend when we were blank at
examz:
”Sale kitni sheet bharega?
Mujhe bhi to bata”
‘
* With tearz,the sweetest line when all seperate:
”jaa sale , hum toh chote log hai na, tum bade log
hamse baat thodi karoge” <3
Opportunity is equal for any one….
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Successful people gives resultsand…..
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Unsuccessful gives reasons.
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Hmmm
Friends are like condoms. Always there to protect you when things get hard.
Doing worst & hoping for the best is like saying ‘Fuck you’ & geting ‘Thank you’..
Agar aap Shahrukh ki baat pe bharosa karke fair and handsome cream khareed ke lagate hain to 7 din baad AKON bhi bolega Aap Chutiye Hain…
Girls: “We Want Justice, We Want Justice” Boys : “We Want Just-Tits, We Want Just-Tits” ;-) :-Xd
1 handsome boy n a hot girl were going to country-side on a bike 4 having fun.
Rain started n both got wet.they found an empty hut n went inside.
Girl had a nice figure nd ws luking awesome in her wet white T-shirt n denim shorts.
Boy was also well built n was aroused by his gf’s sexy body.
He came close to her n wrapped his arms around her waist n he caught her close n put his hand on her wet waist n started lifting her wet T-shirt feeling her smooth skin.
Girl put her hands on boy’s shoulder n offered her lips 4 a kiss…
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To be continued..pay my bill of INR 999 n njoy d nxt episode of
” Sawan barse, hum tohar chummi ko tarse “! :-D :P
BAHUT KHUB…..MAAR LI samosy bhai aapne to….
Nitesh ji director kab se ban gae.mere liye koi roll hai?
u bad girl kab se ban gayi ???
Lamha Lamha jo guzarti hai,Wo Waqt-e-usool h…
Tumhare Bin jo Guzarti hai,Wo Umar-e-Fizool h…
sachiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :P
aisa kya ???
Mohabbat Kya H Hum Se Pooch!
Nafrat Kya Hoti H Hum Se Pooch!
Hum To In Duniya Waloon Se Waqif H
Duniya Kya Cheez H, Hum Se Pooch!
okk bata do fir kya hai Duniya ????
ye Tufan, Tez Barishe or Zal-Zalay Youn Hi Be-Sabab Nahi Aate
Koi Deewana Tah-E-Khak Tadapta HoGa..!
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
logon ne mujhse puchha mahobbat kya hai
“DELETED”
zaham me tera khayal aaya or kah diya
“jab koi ajnbee zindagi se khas lagane lage”
last line
“jab koi ajnbee zindagi se DELETE hone lage”
idhar aa sitam gar.. hunar azmayein,
Tu teer aazma hum jigar azmayein….
Bhool jana bhi ek NEIMAT h khuda ki…..
Warna insan ko pagal bana de yaadein…. !!
this one reallly true!!!!
DEDICATED TO PRIYA ji
Mjhay Aksar Rulaatein H…. ”Tanhai”, “Baarishein”, or “Woh”…!!
DELETED ji ko rulate hai …..
Mjhay Aksar Rulaatein H…. ”Tanhai”, “Baarishein”, or “Woh(Bhabhi ki sandal) ”…!!:P :P
dont mind plzzzz
hahaha
Humain na roko ke ab so jane do hamesha ke liye..
Hum thak gaye h unka intjaar kartey kartey.
Khud ko chuntay huway din saara guzar jaata h
phir hawa shaam ki chalti h tu bikhar jaata hun
ohooo
byee delji/….good night :)
so early…??/
Uthe jo dard to dheere se
muskra dena
Milen jo ghum to mohabat unhen
bana lyna
mera naseeb k mujhey yad karte ho
warna mushkil to nahi kisi ko
bhula dena
Ansu kitne gire teri yaad me hum gina nhi sakte,
zakham kitne gehre h dil ke hum dikha nhi sakte,
samaj sako to samaj lo humari shayari me,
dard kitna h apko kho dene ka hum bta nhi sakte.
kya bat h delji ap to mehfil bna dia
yes
Kitni bar tune G marwayi hai humse ye hum bata nahi sakte heheheheehehehehe
Sad Love Story [:(]
1 Ldki or Ldka Car me
Khamoshi se ja rhe the
Ldka 1′SMS’ Ldki ko krta ha
Ladki’ SMS’
Parne se Pehle hi LaDke ko
Kehti ha k Mujhe ab Tumse
Mohabat nhi Mai
Tumhe Chor rhi hun 1 Dam
Tez
Raftar
Car Unki Carse
Takrati hai Ldka Usi Waqt
Mar jata ha
Ldki Bach jati ha Kuch Der
Bad Ldki
Mobile Utha kar ‘SMS’
Padhti hai to Us k Ansu Us
Mobile
pe
Girte hai ‘SMS’ me Likha tha
“Jis Din Tum Mujhko Chor
do
gi Mai Mar jaunga” ..
Respect Ur Love [♥] :(
gud mrng nilesh ji…
gud mrng del bro*.
Aur batao kaise ho?
And
all frndz hw r u all..??
usne mera dil toda,
..usne mera dil toda,aur
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…mene uska…samsung galaxy s3,
…..aap batye fayde me kaun raha.
GOOD MORNING FRIENDS..
gud mrng
Bro, Aap k kal wali shayriya maine apne sare sms frnds ko msg ki…n…un sb ko ye shayriya bht psnd aayi…