Sorry For That
Views: 16,743 - Posted on 20 Jun 2012
An SMS From Hospital To A Patient:
We Are Glad To Inform You That The Redness On Your Penis Was Not Cancer,
It Was Lipstick. We Deeply Regret The Amputation.
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Amputation: When Performing An Amputation, A Surgeon Removes A Limb, Or Part Of A Limb, That Is No Longer Useful To You
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Hii…
Friends, kaise hai ap sabhi.
Aur kya kr rhe hai. Aaplog….??
Dosto hum thoda busy hone ki wajah se cmnt nhi de paye….
NAVYA JI, HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HUM GOD SE PREAYER KARTE HAI KI APKE JEEWAN ME HUMESA KHUSHIYAN RHE…
admin bro aj ka mrng wala joke…???
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“AJEEB HAI NA”Rs.20 Ka NOTE Bahot ZYADA Lagta Hai Jab GARIB
Ko Dena Ho, Magar HOTEL Mein TIP Dena Ho To Bahot KAM Lagta Hai..
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3_Minute Ke Liye upper wale ko yaad Karna Kitna muskil Hai,
Magar 3_Hours Ka film Dekhna aasan..
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Pure Din MEHNAT Ke Baad gym Jaane Se Nehi thakte, Magar Jab MAA-BAAP Ke pair dabana ho to hum thak Jaate Hain.
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valentine’s day Ke Liye hum Puure saal Intezar Karte Hai,
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Magar mother’s day
Kab Hai hume Pata
hi Nahi.
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Is MSG Ko like Karna Bahut MUSHKIL Hoga, Jabki fizool Ke joke’s Ko Like Karna humara farz Ban jata Hai.
AJEEB HAI NA…? ♥♥
By – {{*PIYUSH MAURYA*}}
thanks nileshji
….ok NAVYA JI.
Tumhara ye coment bahut acchha hai aaj kal takriban sabhi aisa hi karten hain
well said nilesh ji…
achha laga ……………
Mujrim:koshish Krna Umr qaid Ho Phansi Na Ho Pathan vakeel: Dn’t wory Aftr Court mjrim:Kia hua? PATHAN:Bht Mushkil Se Umr qaid krwai,Adalt To Riha Kr Rhi thi
Arz he..
Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Gaur farmaaiga…
Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Ek cup shubah .. or ek cup shaam ko pilaenge..
Abe yar tajmahal chai
(tea)
Bahut badiya piyush
hehehehehhehehehe
Oh ye patient k sath doctor ne kya kiya
Bas itna hi kaha tha, k tere Pyaar mein Barson ka
pyasa hoon Sanam..
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Marjani ne pipe muh ch paa k Motor ON kar ti.
Oye D.K.Boss ah pankatiyan kal hi taan ma apne fb id te kise mitr wallon likhiyan dekhia c. Kite oho tun taan nai???
Taahi pher marjani paundi bhangra angreji beat te
kiski pipe hehehehe
Teri to wo ab pakad nahi sakti ;)
Wo meri pipe thhi :p
Admin vo pipe meri thi. Matlb mera L. Hehe marjani ne D.K ke muh me mera L de diya aur mujko boli paani chod de. Hehehe. Dont mind DK Boss just joking
o ho..! Toh vo tumhara L tha..!!
Mene to pipe smj kr us ko chaku se kaat diya tha..!!!
Sali us marjani ne muh me jo fasa rakha tha…toh mene us pipe sorry tumhare L ko chaku se kaat dala…
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Sorry dear tumhard dard mai smj skta hu.. :P:P
Becholer ji kya kah rahe hai samjh nai aaya
Prity ji wo punjabi me hai isliye apko wo samaj me nahi aaya
Hello friends i visit daily this site but never sent comment. Today i want to wish to navya happy birthday to you.and thax to admin for give us a plateform for showing our feelings.and thanks to all readers allways live here
thanks admin…..aage se dhiyan rakhunga…but email delete kar di h…dusari…official h..nayi bana kar karta hun…
@alok ji…jayada ladkiyon k naam padh kar hairan mat hua karo……kuch ladkia sharif bhi hoti h…
nilesh aaj time nahi laga mujhe bhi…..kal i m on holiday for one day…rest karunga….room par
Hello del ji,
good evening :D
koi bat nhi bro,
life me time ki saltegi ho hi jati hai,
so no tention… Ok…
Aur kho kaise ho….???
wah re doctor….
Not bad admin maine tumhari nai site must photo wali uc browser per open ki usme maine coment kiye to wo awaiting modration main dikhata hai or opera per open karne per photo open nahi hoti aisa kyon
usi pe abhi testing chal rahi hai
hmmmmm
nice joke
Happy birthday NAVYA JI…
thanks depakji
happy birthday navya
Funny fact of all indians-
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Humko koi cheez saaf bhi karni ho,
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Tab bhi, kapda Ganda hi mangte hai.
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Ryt na?
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hi, gud eve. Frnds…
these are real right.. Bro
hw r u dipak ji..??
main to mst. hu…ap sunaiye dear…
i also f9
gd mrng dipak ji.
Admin bhai ji aap ke teeno joke mast hai. Ek joke me 2001
Ki date aa rhi wo kyu. Maine khuj din pahile aapko sikaeat
ki thi k aap falto joke daal rahe ho par aaj k joke parkar
me aap se sorry magta hu aur vada krta hu k aaj k bad koi
sikaeat nahi karuga. Soooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyy admin
ji
Its ok dear, par hehe jo joke tumhe pasand aaya vo 2011 ka hai purana hokes.. yahi to panga ho gaya hai ki sare ache achhe jokes mene pahle dal diye buhuhuhuh
gd evng
and
gd n9t frndz…
omg…khatarnak hospital ka khatarnak treatment…bechara patient.
tum itna mt daro yaar….
Dear NAVYA…
May the sweetness of your birthday bring sweet and happy memories of whole life! May you live with best moments of life on this birthday!
Happy Birthday
Sholay in MARWADI:-
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Gabbar- o hath mane dede thakur.
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Thakr-mu ni dou mari bai haka kari.
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Sambha-srdar o jhuth bole hai,anni bai to mamara
giyodi hai..
so swet n thanks priya n varsha
University exm mein WIFE pr essay likhne ko kaha gya
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1 married stdnt ne sirf 1 sentence likha aur usey pure marks mile,
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‘She has a Problem for every Solution’.
Gm friends
gm evrybdy
**GOOD MRNG FRNDZ**
hw r u all my dear frnds…???
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Father: wah kaun si aisi chij hai jiske charo taraf baal hai.,???
Beta: papa mai bataun..?
Father; nhi, tum nhi..
Beta: (machalate huye) papa mai bataun.,
Father: nhi, tum chup rho.. Abhi marunga tum bologe to.
Beta: papa aankh(eye)..
Father: wo han-han, aankh, aankh.. Gud beta.. Gud
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Beta: to kya papa aap lund samajh rhe the..,?:-):O :-P
Thanks piyush subah-2 hansane ke liye
i m f9 n u nileshji
i also f9…..
Gud mrng NAVYA JI.*
kya kr rhi hain ap,..??
Apki counclng huyi ya abhi nhi.,…???
Aur han ek chij aur.
Wo ye ki ap apne b’day ki party kab de rhi hai…???
Bahot the mere b is duniya me apne…. fir isaq hua or hm lawaris ho gye.
vry nice….
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Nakaam si koshish kiya karte h
,Hum hain ki unse pyar kiya karte hain,
Khuda ne takdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha,
Aur hum hain ki chaand ki aarzu kiya karte h…
Always do what you want to do in life,
Dont mind what other people say
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b.coz,whether you do it or not,
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People always have something to say…!
Gud mrng frnds…
Hv nyc dy..
Tc@
Boys toilet me likha tha-Aapka
bhavisy aapke haath me he.
to
batao
girls toilet me kya likha hoga?
“plz apne bhavisy me ungli na kare”..:
accha hai
hi