On Rose Day Sunny Leone Tweets:
“Tum Mujhe Rose Do, Main Tumhe Roz Dungi“
An old man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees a woman with perfect breasts.
He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me BITE your breasts for $100?”
“Are you nuts?!” she replies, and keeps walking away.
He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. “Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000?” he asks again.
“Listen you; I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?”
So the little old man runs around the next block and faces her again, “Would you let me bite your breasts – just once – for $10,000?!”
She thinks about it for a while and says, “Hmmmmm, $10,000… Ok, just once, but not here. Let’s go to that dark alley over there.”
So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world.
As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them – but not biting them.
The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, ‘Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?’ “Nah,” says the little old man… “Costs too much!” :P ________________________________
roz hi to deti ha par har baar alag mard ko. KYAA????
f…… f….. friendship offer
mujhe sunny leone ke boobs bahut pasand hai ek baar mil jae na saali ke boobs choos-2 kar itne bade kardunga ki uspar bra ki jagah halwa banane wali kadahi se dhakna padega
gand marne ki tamanna ab hamare dil mai h dekhna h kathorta kitni gand-e-admin mai h
Girl:”Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho.. . . Boy:”Haa . . Girl:”To Phir Muje chand, taare, duniya ki saari daulat-khushiya do.. . . . Boy:”Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi.. :
hahahaha gud joke!!! hello everyone… Prabhu deva: Any BOdy can Dance…
sunny deol: Iss tarah k majaq mujhe bilkul pasand nai…
Sachcha dost wo hi hota hai jo apka pahla aansoo pochh le dusra rok le aur tisra aaye to . . . . . . . . . . . to to to to ek jor se thappd mare aur kahe ji bhar ke ro le :…
Sachcha dost wo hi hota hai jo apka pahla aansoo pochh Le Dusra rok le aur tisra aaye to………..to to to to jor se thappd mare aur kahe nautanki band kar saale :…
U r right Bade bhai…..
hehehe sahi h