Sunny Leone’s Best Message Ever

On Rose Day Sunny Leone Tweets:

Tum Mujhe Rose Do, Main Tumhe Roz Dungi

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 16 Apr 2013  13 Comments  18,565

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On Rose Day Sunny Leone Tweets - Tum Mujhe Rose Do............................... Main Tumhe Roz Dungi.

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Kab Tak Intezar Karvayega Mujhe
Santa Sabji Lene Gaya, Sabji Wala Sabji Par Pani Chidak Raha Tha. Santa Intzaar Karta Raha. Jab Kafi Der Ho Gayi To B

Tumne Home Work Kyun Nahi Kiya?
Class Mein Teacher Sabka Home Work Check Kar Raha Tha, Jab Santa Ki Baari Aayi To Teacher Ne Dekha Ki Usne Homework N

I Kissed Your Mom Last Night
In A Bar 1 Guy Says To Another: "I Kissed Your Mom Last Night" Whole Bar Was Waiting For The Other Guy's Response.

Tumne Saari Hadon Ko Paar Kar Diya Hai
Judge To Lawyer: "Tumne Saari Hadon Ko Paar Kar Diya Hai" Lawyer: "Kaun Saala Aisa Kehta Hai?" Judge: "Tumhari Itn

Hai To Vakiye Hi Ye Hairani Ki Baat
Ek Mareej Doctor Ke Paas Gaya. Mareej: "Doctor Sahab, Mere Kaan Mein Matar Ka Podha Ugg Aaya Hai" Doctor: "Ye Badi

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  13 Comments

  1. Nitesh...Some..Say says:

    An old man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees a woman with perfect breasts.

    He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me BITE your breasts for $100?”

    “Are you nuts?!” she replies, and keeps walking away.

    He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. “Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000?” he asks again.

    “Listen you; I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?”

    So the little old man runs around the next block and faces her again, “Would you let me bite your breasts – just once – for $10,000?!”

    She thinks about it for a while and says, “Hmmmmm, $10,000… Ok, just once, but not here. Let’s go to that dark alley over there.”

    So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world.

    As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them – but not biting them.

    The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, ‘Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?’
    “Nah,” says the little old man… “Costs too much!” :P
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  2. pret-aatma(himanshu) says:

    roz hi to deti ha par har baar alag mard ko. KYAA????

    f……
    f…..
    friendship offer

  3. pret-aatma(himanshu) says:

    mujhe sunny leone ke boobs bahut pasand hai ek baar mil jae na saali ke boobs choos-2 kar itne bade kardunga ki uspar bra ki jagah halwa banane wali kadahi se dhakna padega

  4. GNU/Lund (devendr) says:

    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    hehehehe

    gand marne ki tamanna ab hamare dil mai h
    dekhna h kathorta kitni gand-e-admin mai h

    hehehehe

  5. Sujeet says:

    Girl:”Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho..
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    Boy:”Haa
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    . Girl:”To Phir Muje chand, taare, duniya ki saari
    daulat-khushiya ­ do..
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    Boy:”Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi.. :

  6. Kavyani says:

    hahahaha gud joke!!!
    hello everyone…
    Prabhu deva: Any BOdy can Dance…

    sunny deol: Iss tarah k majaq mujhe bilkul pasand nai…

  7. Sujeet says:

    Sachcha dost wo hi hota hai
    jo apka pahla aansoo pochh le
    dusra rok le
    aur tisra aaye to
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    ek jor se thappd mare aur kahe ji bhar ke ro le :…

  8. deleted says:

    Sachcha dost wo hi hota hai
    jo apka pahla aansoo pochh Le Dusra rok le aur tisra aaye to………..to
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    to jor se thappd mare aur kahe nautanki band kar saale :…