Santa Apne Tote Se Puchta Hai. Santa: “Mitthu Bete, Jalebi Khayega?” Tota: “Apni Gaand Mein Daal Le Bhosdi Ke, Pehle Mirchi Khila-Khila Ke Bawasir Karwa Di, Ab Diabetes Bhi Lagwayega“

One Day A Sad Monkey Wanted To End His Life. So, He Went Up To A Sleeping Lion And Put His Finger In The Lion’s Ass. The Lion Woke Up Angry And Roared, Lion: “Who Did That ? Who Has Called For His Death?” Monkey: “Its Me” Lion: “Did Anyone See You?” Monkey: “No” Lion: [...]

A Dog Asked A Cat: “Why Do You Hide When You Are Having Sex?” Cat Replied: “Because We Don’t Want Humans To Copy Our Style,  They’ve Already Copied Yours“

Jaruri Nahi Ki Sirf Insaan Hi Sex Ke Deewane Ho, Jaanwar Bhi Sex Ko Pasand Karte Thai Isi Tarha Jungle Mein Ek Din Gadhe Ko Tharak Chadi Hui Thhi, Himmat Karke Vo Sherni Ke Pass Gaya Aur Usko Bola. Gadha: “I Love You, Darling” Sherni Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse Se Boli. Sherni: “Chal Chal, [...]

Ek Chuha Jungle Mein Badi Tezi Se Bhaaga Ja Rahe Thha Lomdi Ne Dekha Aur Uske Aage Aake Khadi Ho Gayi Aur Puchha Lomdi: “Itne Teji Se Kaha Bhage Ja Rahe Ho?” Chuha: “Aunty Please Abhi Jane Do Fir Bataunga” Lomdi Hairani Hui Aur Boli: “Arey Hua Kya Hai?” Chuha Hath Jodte Hue: “Please Jane [...]

Santa Ki Biwi Bolne Wala Tota Khareed Kar Apne Ghar Laati Hai, Jo Pehla Chakla (Randi Ke Ghar) Mai Thha. Ghar Aatey He Tota Bola: “Naya Chakla, Nayi Madam.” Itne Me Chinki Aayi, Tota Bola: “Nayi Item Bhi Hai” Sham Ko Jab Santa Ghar Aaya To Tota Bola. Naya Chakla, Nayi Madam, Nayi Item Aur [...]

One Day A Bear And A Rabbit Were Walking Together In Jungle. They Met A Fairy, She Granted Them 3 Wishes. 1st Wish Bear: “Make All The Bears In This Area Female, Except Me.”

Ek Murga Ek Murgi Ke Piche Bhaag Raha Thha Aur Usko Pakadne Ki Koshish Kar Raha Thha Achanal Bhaagte Bhaagte Murgi Ek Car Ke Niche Aa Gayi Aur Mar Gayi Murga Usko Dekh Kar Man Mein Bola: “Sali Lagta Hai Desi Thhi, Jaan Dedi Magar Izzat Bacha Li“

A Parrot Swallows A Viagra Tablet. His Owner, Disgusted, Puts Him In The Freezer To Cool Off. Later When He Opens The Freezer, He Finds The Parrot Sweating. ? He Asks: “How Come You Are Sweating?” The Parrot Replies: “Do You Know How Hard It Is To Open The Legs Of A Frozen Chicken?“

Jungle Mein Ek Chuha Hathi Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola Chuha: “Bhai Do Din Ke Liye Apni Biwi Ki Bra Dena” Hahti Hairani Se: “Abe Kyu? Biwi Ko Pahnayega Kya?”