Santa Ki Biwi Bolne Wala Tota Khareed Kar Apne Ghar Laati Hai, Jo Pehla Chakla (Randi Ke Ghar) Mai Thha. Ghar Aatey He Tota Bola: “Naya Chakla, Nayi Madam.” Itne M

One Day A Bear And A Rabbit Were Walking Together In Jungle. They Met A Fairy, She Granted Them 3 Wishes. 1st Wish Bear: “Make All The Bears In This Area Female, Except

Ek Murga Ek Murgi Ke Piche Bhaag Raha Thha Aur Usko Pakadne Ki Koshish Kar Raha Thha Achanal Bhaagte Bhaagte Murgi Ek Car Ke Niche Aa Gayi Aur Mar Gayi Murga Usko Dekh Kar Man

A Parrot Swallows A Viagra Tablet. His Owner, Disgusted, Puts Him In The Freezer To Cool Off. Later When He Opens The Freezer, He Finds The Parrot Sweating. ? He Asks: “

Jungle Mein Ek Chuha Hathi Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola Chuha: “Bhai Do Din Ke Liye Apni Biwi Ki Bra Dena” Hahti Hairani Se: “Abe Kyu? Biwi Ko Pahnayega Kya?”

Ek Bar Bandar Ne Ek Lady Ki Taar Pe Sukhti Bra Churayi Aur Ped Pe Beth Gaya Aurat Chillayi: “Niche Daal Be Jaldi Se Niche Daal” Bandar Hasa Aur Bola: “Beshar

Ek Bandar Ped Par Betha Tha Aur Niche Ek Couple Sex Kar Raha Tha Bandar Ne Unko Dekha Aur Hairan Ho Kar Sochne Laga

Mosquito: “Mom I’m Going To Movie.” Mom: “Be Careful When People Clap You May Die.”

Punjabi Banda USA Mein Rahta Tha Aur Vaha Usne Ek Tota Khairda Hua Thha. Tota Roj Subha Utth Ke Bolta Tha: “Wake Up Sir, You Have To Go To Work”

Ek Baar Sher Aur Sherni Gufa Mein Araam Farma Rahe Thhe. Itne Mein Ek Kutta Aya Aur Gufa Ke Darwaje Pe Khada Ho Ke Bola Kutta: “Oye Sher Maa Ke Lode, Bahar Nikal Kutte K