Rakhi Sawant Aur Lalu Ji Se To Aap Sabhi Vakif Hai, Dono Hi Apni Apni Jagha Ki Mahan Hastiya Hai, Aaye Pade Ki Jab Ye Dono Hastiya Mili To Kya Hua?

Mallika Sherawat Ki Gali Mein Kelewala Aaya, Mallika Bahar Aayi To Kele Wale Ne Kaha. Kelewala: “Behenji Kele Le Lo, Bahut Mote Aur Swadisht Hai” Mallika Sherawat: “Kaise Diye?” Kelewala: “Aath (8) Rupaye Mein (12)” Mallika Sherawat: ” Sath (7) Mein Tera (13) Deta Hai To Bol“

Class Mein Teacher Students Se Puchti Hai. Teacher: “Indira Gandhi Aur Sonia Gandhi Mein Kya Samanta Hai?” Santa Soch Ke Bola: “Mam, Dono Ke Nipples Rajiv Gandhi Ne Choose Hai.“

Swarg Mein Gandhiji Bahut Gusse Mein The. Bhagwan Ji Ne Gandhiji Se Pucha: “Kya Hua Hai Itna Gussa Kyu Ho?” Gandhi Ji Gusse Se: “Saali Government Ne Har Note Par Meri Photo Chhap Rakhi Hai” Bhagwan: “Ye To Iss Liye Ki Government Aapka Kitna Samman Karti Hai” Gandhiji: “Aap Nahi Samjhoge, Yehi To Problem Hai, [...]

Ek Cinema Theater Wala Gandhiji Ka Bahot Bada Fan Tha, Toh Ussne Apne Theater Ka Naam “Gandhi Ji Ki Dhoti” Rakh Diya, Usske Baad Jab Bhi Koi Nayi Film Lagti To Paper Mein Likha Aata. Gandhiji Ki Dhoti Mein “Halchal” Gandhiji Ki Dhoti Mein “Hungama” Gandhiji Ki Dhoti Mein “Anakonda Gandhiji Ki Dhoti Mein “Bhul [...]

Mallika Sherawat Ne Ek Din Station Pe Jana Tha Aur Uski Car Kharab Thhi. To Usne Sadak Pe Jaati Ek Taxi Rukwayi Aur Driver Se Boli. Mallika Sherawat: “Station Chaloge?” Driver: “Ji Haan Chalunga” Mallika Sherawat: “Kya Loge?” Driver Udas Hote Hue: “Garib Banda Hun Ji, Chut To Aap Dogi Nahi, Paise Hi De Dena“

Nehru Ji Was Fucking Victoria, On Climax, Nehru Droped Semen On Bed. Victoria: “Ander Kyu Nahi Nikala?” Nehru: “Gandhiji Ne Desi Maal Videsh Bhejne Ko Mana Kiya Hai“

Dhoni Ki Wife Ek Din Dhoni Ki Maa Se Boli. Wife: “Mujhe Aap Ke Bete Se Divorce Chahiye” Maa Hairan Hokar: “Lekin Kyu Beti? Aisa Kya Ho Gaya?” Wife: “Kyu Ki Woh Har Roz Gloves Pehan Kar Ball Ko Pakadta Hai“

Film Director Malika Sherawat Ko Suhagraat Ke Scene Ke Bare Mein Samjhata Hai. Film Director: “Suhagraat Ka Scene Hai Aap Hero Ko Doodh Ka Glass Dengi?” Mallika: “Huh, Glass Se Hi Pilana Thha To Vidya Balan Ko Le Lete… Mujhe Kyun Liya“

Gandhi Ji Aur Nehru Ji Ek Bar Registan Mein Pahuch Jate Hai. Raat Hoti Hai Aur Thand Badh Jati Hai. Nehru Ji Gandhi Ji Se Kehte Hai Ki Unki Lungi Ko Dono Audh Kar So Jate Hai, Thand Kam Lagegi. Raat Ko Nehru Ji Sapna Dekte Hai Ki Unki Death Ho Gayi Hai Aur Woh [...]