Paneer: 200/- Per Kg Petrol: 74/- Per Ltr Condoms Sirf: 5/- For 3 Pcs Aakhir Govt. Humse Chahti Kya Hai? . . . Ladki Ko Khilao Mat… Ghumao Mat… Bas… Lage Raho…

Teacher Bachho Ko History Samjha Rahi Thhi, Ek Dum Se Usne Class Mein Bethe Bachho Se Puchha. Teacher: “Why Love Is Better Then War?” Chinki Khadi Hui Aur Muskurati Hue Boli Chinki: “Madamji, Arey Aapko Itna Bhi Nahi Pata, Simple Because Condom Is Cheaper Then Gun.“

Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Ek Parvachan Agar Abortion Karvana Murder Hai To, Condom Use Karna Kidnapping Hai

India Mein Ek Common Problem Pati: “Janu Aao Sex Karte Hai” Wife: “Nahi Yaar Aaj Nahi, Aaj Mera Upwas Hai” Bechara Pati  .. ??? :-(

Baba Saxidas Se Unki Ek Nayi Bani Cheli Ne Puchha Cheli: “Baba Ji, Ye Manglasutra Ka Kya Use Hai?” Baba Ji: “Ye License Hai Kamasutra Ko Bina Condom Ke Enjoy Karne Ka”

Santa Ko Judwa Bachhe Chahiye Thhe Socho Usne Kya Kiya Sochho Sochho

Ladki Chemist Shop Pe Jaati Hai Aur Dukandar Ko Bolti Hai Ladki: “Ek Condom Dena”

Santa Bade Pareshan Haal Mein Apne Familly Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Santa: “Dr. Saab, Mene Hamesha Apni Biwi Se Condom Laga Ke Sex Kiya Hai Fir Bhi Uske 3 Bachhe Ho Gaye”

Santa Ek Din Apni Beti Ke Room Ki Safayi Kar Raha Thha To Usko Cigarette Milli Santa Thinks: “Oh No, She Smokes?” Kuch Din Baad Fir Safayi Karte Hue Whiskey Ki Bottle Milli

A Man Goes To Medical Shop To Buy A Condom Sales Girl: “May I Hold U Penis For Size?” She Orders: “Give Him A Small”