Ek Aadmi Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Jo Ki Apna Santa Ji Thhe, Aur Bola Aadmi: “Doctor Sahab, Mera Ek Tatta Neela Pad Gaya Hai” Santa Ne Tatta Check Kiye Aur Bola, Santa: “Ye To Zehar Fel Raha Hai Isko Kaatna Padgea” Aadmi: “Doctor Sahab, Kaat Do, Jaan Jyada Zaruri Hai” Aadmi Phir Do Din Baad [...]
Jokes On Doctors, Nurse & Medical Related Non Veg Humor
Lund Ki Beemari, Tauba Tauba
Posted on 24 Jan 2012
Mujhe Kuch Bhi Nahi Dikhayi De Raha
Posted on 31 Aug 2011
Ek Bar Santa Ki Eyes Mein Kuch Problem Aa Gayi, To Uska Eyes Ka Operation Karna Pada. Operation Ho Gaya To Santa Ne Socha Ki Chalo Paisi Bachaye Jaye. Doctor Ne Uski Aankho Ki Patti Kholni Shuru Ki, Aur Pucha Doctor: “Kaisa Dikh Raha Hai Ab Aapko?” Santa: “Doctor Saab Mujhe Kuch Nahi Dikh Raha” [...]
How A Gynecologist Remember a Face
Posted on 13 Aug 2011
Once A Lady Met A Male Gynecologist In A Party And Asked. Lady: “Doctor Do You Remember Me?” Doctor Replied: “Sorry Mam, I Don’t Remember Ladies By Their Faces.“
Bechara Mareez Bhi Kya Kare
Posted on 09 Aug 2011
Nurse Ne Pareshan Hote Hue Doctor Ko Bola. Nurse: “Sir, Mene 14 Number Wale Patient Ka 4 Bar B.P Check Kiya Hai, Har Baar Bhada Hi Mila Hai” Dr. Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bola: “Abki Bar Check Karo To Apni Shirt Ke Uper Ke Button Band Karke Check Karna“
Hont Fattne Ki Dastaan
Posted on 05 Aug 2011
Ek Ladki Rote Hue Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Doctor Ne Usko Dekha Aur Pucha. Doctor: “Arrey Tumhare Hont Kaisi Fatte?” Ladki: “Ji Kiss Karte Hue” Doctor Hairan Se: “Kiss Karte Hue Hont Itne Buri Tarha Se To Nahi Fatt Sakte?” Ladki: “Ji Main Usko Kiss Kar Rahi Thhi, Kisi Ne Darwaje Par Knock Kiya Aur [...]
Tharki Doctor, Aur Lele Maje
Posted on 04 Aug 2011
Shahar Mein Ek Bada Hi Sayana Doctor Thha, Har Tarha Ki Beemari Ka Ilaj Kar Leta Hai. Ek Din Uske Pas Ek Bahut Hi Sunder Si Ladki Apna Checkup Karvane Gayi. Doctor Ki Usko Dekh Ke Niyat Kharab Ho Gayi. Doctor Ne Usko Bola Ki Full Checkup Karna Hai Pure Kapde Utaro. Fir Doctor Ne [...]
Doctor Ka Diagnose
Posted on 18 Jul 2011
Ek Gaanv Ki Aurat Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Doctor Uska Checkup Karke Bola Doctor: “Ya To Aapko Jukaam Hai Ya Fir Aap Pregnant Ho” Aurat Kuch Soch Kar Boli: “Jitne Bhi Logo Se Main Mili Hu Unmein Se Kisi Ka Bhi Naak Leak Nahi Kar Raha Tha Iska Matlab Main Pregnent Hi Hun.“
Ladkiya Taadne Ka Best Tarika
Posted on 15 Jul 2011
Santa Roj Ek Doctor Ke Clinic Ke Bahar Khada Ho Ke Ladkiya Dekha Karta Thha. Doctor Is Baat Se Bahut Pareshan Ho Gaya Thha, Aur Logo Ne Shikayat Karna Bhi Shuru Kar Diya. Ek Din Doctor Santa Ke Pass Gaya Aur 5 6 Thapar Laga Ke Bola.
Lund Ka Sawad
Posted on 08 Jul 2011
Ek Aadmi Ke Lund Pe Madhu Makhi Ne Kaat Liya. Apni Biwi Ko Lekar Doctor Ke Pass Gaya. Biwi Ne Doctor Ko Side Mein Bualaya Aur Boli Biwi: “Doctor Sahab, Keval Dard Ki Dava Dena, Soojan Rehne Dena“
Santa Ki Muft Ki Shave
Posted on 23 Jun 2011
Ek Doctor Santa Ke Piche Blade Leke Bhag Raha Tha Aur Chilla Raha Thha. Doctor: “Thahar Ja Kutte Kameene, Ek Baar Hath Lag Ja Tere Ko Jan Se Mar Dunga” Ye Sun Kar Kuch Logo Ne Usko Pakda Aur Pucha.

