Non Veg Jokes » Doctor Medical Hospital Jokes http://nonvegjokes.com Some Jokes Meant To Be Dirty ... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 07:07:32 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Lund Ki Beemari, Tauba Tauba http://nonvegjokes.com/lund-ki-beemari-tauba-tauba-2145.html http://nonvegjokes.com/lund-ki-beemari-tauba-tauba-2145.html#comments Tue, 24 Jan 2012 03:15:32 +0000 Admin http://nonvegjokes.com/?p=2145 Ek Aadmi Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Jo Ki Apna Santa Ji Thhe, Aur Bola

Aadmi: “Doctor Sahab, Mera Ek Tatta Neela Pad Gaya Hai”

Santa Ne Tatta Check Kiye Aur Bola,

Santa: “Ye To Zehar Fel Raha Hai Isko Kaatna Padgea”

Aadmi: “Doctor Sahab, Kaat Do, Jaan Jyada Zaruri Hai”

Aadmi Phir Do Din Baad Santa Ke Paas Pahunch Gaya,

Aadmi: “Doctor Saab, Mera Dusra Tatta Bhi Neela Padd Gaya Hai”

Santa Ne Check Kiya Aur Bola: “Isko Bhi Katva Lo, Nahi To Zehar Fel Jayega”

Aadmi Ne Dusre Wala Tatta Bhi Katva Liya

Do Din Bar Fir Se Vo Aadmi Santa Ke Pass Pahunch Gaya Aur Rote Hue Bola.

Aadmi: “Doctor Sahab, Aaj To Mera Lund Bhi Neela Ho Gaya Hai”

Santa Ne Phir Check Kiya Aur Kaha,

Santa: “Ye Bhi Katna Padega Nahi To Zeher Aur Fel Jayega, Peshab Ke Liye Pipe Laga Denge”

Santa Ne Uska Lund Bhi Kaat Diya

Aadmi Phir Do Din Baad Santa Ke Paas Aa Gaya Aur Bola,

Aadmi: “Doctor Sahab, Ab To Naali Bhi Neeli Ho Gayi Hai”

Santa Ne Is Bar Tasalli Se Checkup Kiya Aur Khush Ho Kar Bola,

Santa: “Oye, Beemari Pata Chal Gayi Hai, Aapke Undersear Ka Rang Utar Raha Hai”

]]> http://nonvegjokes.com/lund-ki-beemari-tauba-tauba-2145.html/feed/ 47 Mujhe Kuch Bhi Nahi Dikhayi De Raha http://nonvegjokes.com/mujhe-kuch-bhi-nahi-dikhayi-de-raha-1702.html http://nonvegjokes.com/mujhe-kuch-bhi-nahi-dikhayi-de-raha-1702.html#comments Wed, 31 Aug 2011 06:03:21 +0000 Admin http://nonvegjokes.com/?p=1702 Ek Bar Santa Ki Eyes Mein Kuch Problem Aa Gayi, To Uska Eyes Ka Operation Karna Pada.

Operation Ho Gaya To Santa Ne Socha Ki Chalo Paisi Bachaye Jaye.

Doctor Ne Uski Aankho Ki Patti Kholni Shuru Ki, Aur Pucha

Doctor: “Kaisa Dikh Raha Hai Ab Aapko?”

Santa: “Doctor Saab Mujhe Kuch Nahi Dikh Raha”

Doctor Ne Uski Aankhein Saanf Ki Or Fir Pucha.

Santa: “Dr. Saab Kuch Bhi Nahi Dikh Raha”

Doctor Ne Kuch Socha Aur Apni Nurse Ko Kaha Ki Apne Kapde Utare, Fir Santa Se Pucha.

Santa: “Kuch Nahi Dikh Raha Ji”

Doctor Ne Nurse Ko Bra And Panty Utarne Ko Kaha, Aur Fir Pucha.

Santa: “Nahi Ji Sab Kuch Kaala Kaala Hai”

Doctor Ne Nurse Ko Kaha Ki Santa Ke Samne Jake Apne Boobs Hilaye Aur Choot Mein Ungli Dale.

Nurse Ne Esa Kiya, Doctor Ne Fir Santa Se Pucha.

Santa: “Doctor Saab Sach Mein Mujhe Kuch Najar Nahi Aa Raha”

Doctor Ne Santa Ko Zor Se Thappar Mara Aur Bola.

Doctor: “Bhonsdi Ke Kuch Bhi Nazar Nahi Aa Raha To, Tera Lund Kaisi Khada Ho Gaya Hai?“

]]> http://nonvegjokes.com/mujhe-kuch-bhi-nahi-dikhayi-de-raha-1702.html/feed/ 19 How A Gynecologist Remember a Face http://nonvegjokes.com/how-a-gynecologist-remember-a-face-1667.html http://nonvegjokes.com/how-a-gynecologist-remember-a-face-1667.html#comments Sat, 13 Aug 2011 08:30:48 +0000 Admin http://nonvegjokes.com/?p=1667 Once A Lady Met A Male Gynecologist In A Party And Asked.

Lady: “Doctor Do You Remember Me?”

Doctor Replied: “Sorry Mam, I Don’t Remember Ladies By Their Faces.“

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Nurse: “Sir, Mene 14 Number Wale Patient Ka 4 Bar B.P Check Kiya Hai, Har Baar Bhada Hi Mila Hai”

Dr. Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bola: “Abki Bar Check Karo To Apni Shirt Ke Uper Ke Button Band Karke Check Karna“

]]> http://nonvegjokes.com/bechara-mareez-bhi-kya-kare-1662.html/feed/ 21 Hont Fattne Ki Dastaan http://nonvegjokes.com/hont-fattne-ki-dastaan-1656.html http://nonvegjokes.com/hont-fattne-ki-dastaan-1656.html#comments Fri, 05 Aug 2011 06:04:33 +0000 Admin http://nonvegjokes.com/?p=1656 Ek Ladki Rote Hue Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Doctor Ne Usko Dekha Aur Pucha.

Doctor: “Arrey Tumhare Hont Kaisi Fatte?”

Ladki: “Ji Kiss Karte Hue”

Doctor Hairan Se: “Kiss Karte Hue Hont Itne Buri Tarha Se To Nahi Fatt Sakte?”

Ladki: “Ji Main Usko Kiss Kar Rahi Thhi, Kisi Ne Darwaje Par Knock Kiya Aur Usne Gabra Ke Pant Ki Zip Band Kar Li“

]]> http://nonvegjokes.com/hont-fattne-ki-dastaan-1656.html/feed/ 35 Tharki Doctor, Aur Lele Maje http://nonvegjokes.com/tharki-doctor-aur-lele-maje-1651.html http://nonvegjokes.com/tharki-doctor-aur-lele-maje-1651.html#comments Thu, 04 Aug 2011 03:30:16 +0000 Admin http://nonvegjokes.com/?p=1651 Shahar Mein Ek Bada Hi Sayana Doctor Thha, Har Tarha Ki Beemari Ka Ilaj Kar Leta Hai.

Ek Din Uske Pas Ek Bahut Hi Sunder Si Ladki Apna Checkup Karvane Gayi.

Doctor Ki Usko Dekh Ke Niyat Kharab Ho Gayi.

Doctor Ne Usko Bola Ki Full Checkup Karna Hai Pure Kapde Utaro.

Fir Doctor Ne Usko Litaya Aur Usko Smooch (French Kiss) Karne Lag Gaya.

Ladki Ne Pucha: “Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?”

Doctor: “Mouth Cancer Check Kar Raha Hun”

Fir Doctor Ne Uske Boobs Dabane Aur Muh Mein Lene Shuru Kar Diye.

Ladki Fir Boli: “Ye Kisliye Kar Rahe Ho?”

Doctor: “Breast Cancer Check Karne Ke Liye”

Fir Doctor Uske Uper Chada Aur Uske Sath Sex Karne Lag Gaya.

Sex Jab Ho Gaya To Ladki Ne Pucha: “Ye Aapne Kyu Kiya?”

Doctor: “AIDS Ka Checkup Karne Ke Liye”

Ladki Boli: “Arrey Check Kya Karna Hai, AIDS Ki To Dawayi Lene Aayi Thi“

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