Jokes On Doctors, Nurse & Medical Related Non Veg Humor

Pathar Se Jyada Sakht Ho Jaye

Posted on 17 Sep 2010
Lady Doctor Se Bolti Hai: “Dr Saab, Koi Aisi Dawayi Dijiye, Jisse Mere Pati Ka Pathar Se Jyada Sakht Ho Jaye” Dr. Ne Ek Gehra Saans Liya Aur Kuch Soch Ke Bola: “Aapko Sirf Chudwana Hai, Ya Masala Bhi Piswana Hai“

Marij Ki Ajeeb Problem

Posted on 06 Sep 2010
Ek Mariz Doctor Ke Pass Jata Hai Aur Bolta Hai Marij: “Dr Saab, Mujhe Ajeeb Beemari Hai, Main Jab Bhi Aaina Dekhta Hun To Mera Lund Khada Ho Jata Hai”

Iska Khatna Kar Do

Posted on 05 Aug 2010
Pakistan Mein Ek Maa Apne Bache Ko Le Kar Doctor Ke Pass Jaati Hai Maa: “Dr. Saab Iska Khatna (Circumcision) Kar Do” Dr: “200, Rs Lagenge” Maa: “Itne Se Kaam Ki Itni Jyada Fees”

Ladki Aur I-Pill Ki Goli

Posted on 10 Jul 2010
Ek Ladki Nervous Haalat Mein Doctor Se Boli: “Dr Saab Maine Galti Se I-Pill Kha Li Hai, Kya Karu?”

Sex Ke Liye Konsa Time Sahi Hai?

Posted on 23 Jun 2010
Ek Lady Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Aur Pucha: “Doctor Saab, Sex Ke Liye Konsa Time Sahi Hai?” Doctor: “Dophar 2 Se 4 Baje Tak” Lady: “Wo Kyun?”

She Has A Cute Vagina

Posted on 21 Jun 2010
A Man To Cardiologist Angrily: “How Dare You Tell My Wife That She Has A Cute Vagina” Doctor Replied: “Stupid, I Told Her That She Has Acute Angina.“

Sote Waqt Saas Ko Lene Me Dikkat Hoti Hai

Posted on 16 Apr 2010
Hospital Mein Doctor Ke Paas Ek Banda Gaya Aur Doctor Ne Pucha: “Kya Takleef Hai?” Mariz: “Sote Waqt Saas Ko Lene Me Dikkat Hoti Hai”

Sardar Ji Ka Eyes Operation

Posted on 23 Mar 2010
Eyes Operation Ke Baad Doctor Ki Fees Bachane Ke Chakar Mein Sardar Ji Bole “Doctor Saab Mujhe Kuch Dikh Nahi Raha” Doctor: “Sardarji Apni Aankhien Band Kar Lijiye Aur Fir Dobara Se Dheere Dheere Kholiye” Sardar Ji: “Doctor Sahab Mujhe Ab Bhi Kuch Dikhai Nahi De Raha” Doctor Apni Nurse Ko Sardar Ke Samne Kapde [...]

Sardar Ji Ki Kamjori

Posted on 14 Mar 2010
Ek Sardar Ji Doctor Ke Paas Gaye Aur Bole “Doctor Sahab Kamjori Badi Haigi Hai” Doctor: “Doodh Daba Ke Piya Kar Kamjori Door Ho Jayegi”

Pregnent Ladki Aur Movie

Posted on 12 Mar 2010
Pregnent Ladki Se Doctor Ne Pucha: “Ye Kab Aur Kaise Hua??” Ladki Ne Darte Hue Kaha: “Jab Mom And Dad Film Dekhne Gaye Thhe, Tab Mera Friend Ghar Ayaa Aur Usne Kiya..” Doctor: “Par Tum Parents Ke Saath Movie Dekhne Kyun Nahi Gayi Thi??”