Kuch Logo Ki Adat Hoti Hai Ki Har Baat Bhagwan Ya Allah Par Chhod Dete Hai. Ese Hi Ek Bande Ki Kahani.

Bechari Aajkal Ki Aurate Mandir Bhi Nahi Jaa Sakti. Par Kyu?

D.K. Boss Gaana To Aap Sab Ne Suna Hai, Par Is Bechare Ladke Ke Saath To Us Se Bhi Bura Hua.. Par Kya?

Santa Chahe Bevkof Hi Sahi, Par Usko Ek Jadu Karna Bhi Aata Hai, Par Konsa Aur Kaisi?

Santa Apne Padosi Ke Ghar Mithayi Ka Dibba Lekkar Jata Hai. Santa: “Le Mithayi Kha, Meri Biwi Ko Call-Center Mein Promotion Mil Gayi Hai” Padosi: “Arrey Wah, To Ab Vo Kya Ban Gayi Hai?” Santa: “Wahan Ki Best Call-Girl“

Ek Ladki Ka Mangetar Mar Gaya, Ladki Laash Ko Dekh Kar Rote Hue Boli. Ladki: “Abhi To Mene Kuch Bhi Nahi Dekha Thha” Sath Mein Santa Khada Thha, Sun Ke Usko Dilaasa Deta Hua Bola. Santa: “Abhi Thodi Der Mein Nahlayenge Tab Dekh Lena“

Question: “What Is The Difference Between Guilt And  Shame?” Answer: “Its A Guilt To Sleep With Somebody’s Wife But Its A Shame To Miss Such Opportunity.“

Santa Apne Dost Se: “Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.” Dost: “Aaj Bade Mood Mein Lagte Ho?” Santa : “Ghanta Bhenchod, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.”

Mallika Sherawat Ki Gali Mein Kelewala Aaya, Mallika Bahar Aayi To Kele Wale Ne Kaha. Kelewala: “Behenji Kele Le Lo, Bahut Mote Aur Swadisht Hai” Mallika Sherawat: “Kaise Diye?” Kelewala: “Aath (8) Rupaye Mein (12)” Mallika Sherawat: ” Sath (7) Mein Tera (13) Deta Hai To Bol“

Mina Ki Saheli Tina Usse Kehti Hai. Tina: “Yaar Ladkiyon Ko Hamesha Nazar Lag Jati Hai Par Ladko Ko Kisi Ki Buri Nazar Nahi Lagti” Mina: “Aisa Kyun?” Tina:  “Bhagwan Ne Hamein Aisa Hi Paida Kiya Aur Ladkon Ko Nimboo Mirchi Baandh Ke Paida Kiya“