Santa Apne Padosi Ke Ghar Mithayi Ka Dibba Lekkar Jata Hai. Santa: “Le Mithayi Kha, Meri Biwi Ko Call-Center Mein Promotion Mil Gayi Hai” Padosi: “Arrey Wah, To Ab Vo Kya Ban Gayi Hai?” Santa: “Wahan Ki Best Call-Girl“

Ek Ladki Ka Mangetar Mar Gaya, Ladki Laash Ko Dekh Kar Rote Hue Boli. Ladki: “Abhi To Mene Kuch Bhi Nahi Dekha Thha” Sath Mein Santa Khada Thha, Sun Ke Usko Dilaasa Deta Hua Bola. Santa: “Abhi Thodi Der Mein Nahlayenge Tab Dekh Lena“

Question: “What Is The Difference Between Guilt And  Shame?” Answer: “Its A Guilt To Sleep With Somebody’s Wife But Its A Shame To Miss Such Opportunity.“

Santa Apne Dost Se: “Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.” Dost: “Aaj Bade Mood Mein Lagte Ho?” Santa : “Ghanta Bhenchod, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.”

Mallika Sherawat Ki Gali Mein Kelewala Aaya, Mallika Bahar Aayi To Kele Wale Ne Kaha. Kelewala: “Behenji Kele Le Lo, Bahut Mote Aur Swadisht Hai” Mallika Sherawat: “Kaise Diye?” Kelewala: “Aath (8) Rupaye Mein (12)” Mallika Sherawat: ” Sath (7) Mein Tera (13) Deta Hai To Bol“

Mina Ki Saheli Tina Usse Kehti Hai. Tina: “Yaar Ladkiyon Ko Hamesha Nazar Lag Jati Hai Par Ladko Ko Kisi Ki Buri Nazar Nahi Lagti” Mina: “Aisa Kyun?” Tina:  “Bhagwan Ne Hamein Aisa Hi Paida Kiya Aur Ladkon Ko Nimboo Mirchi Baandh Ke Paida Kiya“

Banta Apne Dost Santa Se Sex Ke Baare Mein Baat Karte Hue Bola. Banta: “Jagha Na Milne Ki Wajah Se Log Sex Nahi Kar Pate” Santa: “Haan Ek Baar Mere Sath Bhi Aisa Hi Hua Tha” Banta: “Phir?” Santa: “Phir Kya Ladki Ne Bataya Ki Jagha Tango Ke Beech Mein Hai“

Saat Doston Ki Suhagraat Ke Agle Din, Vo Apni Apni Wife Ke Bare Mein Baatein Share Kar Rahe Thhe 1st Bola: “Meri Biwi To 1110, Jese Marzi Usse Karo” 2nd Bola: “Meri Biwi 3310 Nikli, 36 Saal Ka Purana Model” 3rd Bola: “Meri Biwi N95, Zara Pyar Se Chalana Padta Hai” 4th Bola: “Meri Biwi [...]

Ladka Ladki Ko Kehta Hai. Ladka: “Munna Yahi Se Bahar Aata Hai Na?” Ladki Muskurate Huwe: “Haan Lekin Tum Jhanko Mat, Nazar Nahi Aayega, Bahut Chota Suraakh Hai…” Ladka: “Yaar Fir Bhi Ek Baar Dekhne To De Na” Ladke Ne Surakh Mein Se Jhanka Par Kuch Najar Nahi Aya. Thodi Der Baad…. School Ki Bell [...]

Ek Baar Ek Baccha Apni Dadi Se Puchhta Hai. Baccha: “Dadi, Mammi Kya Raat Main Murgiyo Ko Dana Khilati Hai Kya?” Dadi: “Nahi To” Baccha: “To Mammi Raat Mein Roj Aah Aah Aaah Aah Kyo Karti Hai“