Non Veg Jokes » Double Meaning Desi Dirty Sexy Jokes http://nonvegjokes.com Some Jokes Meant To Be Dirty ... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 07:07:32 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Soch Samajh Kar Bolo http://nonvegjokes.com/soch-samajh-kar-bolo-2171.html http://nonvegjokes.com/soch-samajh-kar-bolo-2171.html#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 11:18:21 +0000 Admin http://nonvegjokes.com/?p=2171 Santa Apne Padosi Ke Ghar Mithayi Ka Dibba Lekkar Jata Hai.

Santa: “Le Mithayi Kha, Meri Biwi Ko Call-Center Mein Promotion Mil Gayi Hai”

Padosi: “Arrey Wah, To Ab Vo Kya Ban Gayi Hai?”

Santa: “Wahan Ki Best Call-Girl“

]]> http://nonvegjokes.com/soch-samajh-kar-bolo-2171.html/feed/ 27 Hey Bhagwan Ab Is Ladki Ka Kya Hoga? http://nonvegjokes.com/hey-bhagwan-ab-is-ladki-ka-kya-hoga-2146.html http://nonvegjokes.com/hey-bhagwan-ab-is-ladki-ka-kya-hoga-2146.html#comments Tue, 24 Jan 2012 11:15:23 +0000 Admin http://nonvegjokes.com/?p=2146 Ek Ladki Ka Mangetar Mar Gaya, Ladki Laash Ko Dekh Kar Rote Hue Boli.

Ladki: “Abhi To Mene Kuch Bhi Nahi Dekha Thha”

Sath Mein Santa Khada Thha, Sun Ke Usko Dilaasa Deta Hua Bola.

Santa: “Abhi Thodi Der Mein Nahlayenge Tab Dekh Lena“

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Answer: “Its A Guilt To Sleep With Somebody’s Wife But Its A Shame To Miss Such Opportunity.“

]]> http://nonvegjokes.com/difference-between-guilt-and-shame-2139.html/feed/ 9 Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga http://nonvegjokes.com/biwi-ki-chaddi-utarunga-23.html http://nonvegjokes.com/biwi-ki-chaddi-utarunga-23.html#comments Tue, 17 Jan 2012 18:31:48 +0000 Admin http://nonvegjokes.com/dirty-adult-funny/indian-hindi-masala-jokes/biwi-ki-chaddi-utarunga-23.html Santa Apne Dost Se: “Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.”

Dost: “Aaj Bade Mood Mein Lagte Ho?”

Santa : “Ghanta Bhenchod, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.”

]]> http://nonvegjokes.com/biwi-ki-chaddi-utarunga-23.html/feed/ 508 Tharki Mallika Sherawat, Kisi Ko To Baksh De http://nonvegjokes.com/tharki-mallika-sherawat-kisi-ko-to-baksh-de-2114.html http://nonvegjokes.com/tharki-mallika-sherawat-kisi-ko-to-baksh-de-2114.html#comments Mon, 16 Jan 2012 07:09:38 +0000 Admin http://nonvegjokes.com/?p=2114 Mallika Sherawat Ki Gali Mein Kelewala Aaya, Mallika Bahar Aayi To Kele Wale Ne Kaha.

Kelewala: “Behenji Kele Le Lo, Bahut Mote Aur Swadisht Hai”

Mallika Sherawat: “Kaise Diye?”

Kelewala: “Aath (8) Rupaye Mein (12)”

Mallika Sherawat: ” Sath (7) Mein Tera (13) Deta Hai To Bol“

]]> http://nonvegjokes.com/tharki-mallika-sherawat-kisi-ko-to-baksh-de-2114.html/feed/ 3 Hamare Sath Dokha Hua Hai? http://nonvegjokes.com/hamare-sath-dokha-hua-hai-2113.html http://nonvegjokes.com/hamare-sath-dokha-hua-hai-2113.html#comments Mon, 16 Jan 2012 03:15:33 +0000 Admin http://nonvegjokes.com/?p=2113 Mina Ki Saheli Tina Usse Kehti Hai.

Tina: “Yaar Ladkiyon Ko Hamesha Nazar Lag Jati Hai Par Ladko Ko Kisi Ki Buri Nazar Nahi Lagti”

Mina: “Aisa Kyun?”

Tina:  “Bhagwan Ne Hamein Aisa Hi Paida Kiya Aur Ladkon Ko Nimboo Mirchi Baandh Ke Paida Kiya“

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