Honeymoon Pe Gayi Bahu Ko Saas Ne Phone Karke Puccha, Saas: “Beti, Maine Jo Saari Tumhe Di Thi, Usse Pehna Ki Nahi?”

Patni Raat Ko Sex Karne Ke Baad Pati Se Boli: “Aapko Pyar Karna Nahi Aata” Pati Gusse Se: “Sali, Ye Teen Bachhe Kya Internet Se Download Kiye Hai?”

Wife Computer On Karte Hue, Husbanad Se Boli: “Tumhara Passworde Kya Hai.” Husband Garv Se Bola: “Penis” Ek Dum Se Wife Zor Zor Se Husne Lag Gayi

Wife: “Mujhe Lagta Hai Aap Ka Neha Ke Sath Najayaz Sambadh Hai.” Husband Hairani Se: “Yeh Tum Kaise Keh Sakti Ho.”

Beta: “Papa Mujhe Doodhu (Milk) Peena Hai.” Papa: “Apni Mummy Ka Ja Ke Pee Le” Beta: “Nahin Wo Jutha Hai.”

Teacher In Class: “Nidhi, Badi Hokar Tum Kya Karna Chahti Ho?” Nidhi: “Main Himalaya Par Chadna Chahti Hun” Teacher: “Aur Jay Tum?”

For Variety, You Have Ten To Choose From. You Can’t Get Pregnant From Your Fingers. You Always Have Them With You. They Won’t Ask: Am I The First?

Ek Lady Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Aur Pucha: “Doctor Saab, Sex Ke Liye Konsa Time Sahi Hai?” Doctor: “Dophar 2 Se 4 Baje Tak” Lady: “Wo Kyun?”

Ek Din Aapki Life Me Ek Badi Sunder Ladki Aayegi Jo Aapko Bada Pyaar Karegi Aapko Pyaar Se Touch Karegi Or Aapko Dher Sari Kiss Kiya Karegi Or Kahegi

A Man To Cardiologist Angrily: “How Dare You Tell My Wife That She Has A Cute Vagina” Doctor Replied: “Stupid, I Told Her That She Has Acute Angina.“