Ek Ladke Ne Dekha Ki Usske Padose Ki Ladki Bahut Sexy Hai Toh Woh Ja Ke Uski Mummy Se Puchta Hai Ladka: “Aunti Aapki Beti Itni Slim Kaise Hai?” Aunti: “Beta Meri Beti Salad Ki Bahut Shaukin Hai. Uske To Takiye Ke Niche Bhi Hamesha Muli, Gaajar Aur Kheera Hi Hota Hai“

Lalu Saw A Donkey And Cat At Sonia’s House To Impress Sonia He Talk To Her In English. Lalu: “Madam, Your Ass Is Pretty But Your Pussy Is Simply Mind Blowing“

Santa FTV Dekh Raha Thha Ki Achanak Se Pappu Room Mein Aa Gaya Santa Usko Dekh Kar Samhane Wale Andaj Mein Bola. Santa: “Garib Ladkiyaan Hai, Kapde Lene Ke Bhi Paise Nahi Hai” Pappu: “Iss Se Bhi Garib Ladkiya Dekhni Hai Toh Mere Pass CD Hai“

An Arab’s Interview in U.S Embassy Consultant: “What Is Your Name?” Arab: “Abdul Aziz, Sir” Consultant: “Sex?” Arab: “Six To Ten Times A Week” Consultant: “No No, I Mean Male Or Female?” Arab: “Both, Male And Female And Sometimes Even Camels” Consultant: “Holy Cow” Arab: “Yes, Cows And Dogs Too” Consultant: “Man, Isnt It Hostile?” [...]

Girl To A Tattoo Artist Confirming A Tattoo Charges. Girl: “How Much Do You Charge For Tattooing An Animal Just Above My Knee?” Tattoo Artist: “Rs.100/- For Tiger, Rabbit And Lion, But Giraffe Is Free“

Mirchi Muh Ke Alawa Aur Kahaan Lagti Hai ??? ? Socho – Socho…. ? Kheit Mein Lagati Hai  “Dirty Mind” ? Hamesha Apne Gand Ke Bare Mein Hi Soch Te Ho.

Dhoni Ki Wife Ek Din Dhoni Ki Maa Se Boli. Wife: “Mujhe Aap Ke Bete Se Divorce Chahiye” Maa Hairan Hokar: “Lekin Kyu Beti? Aisa Kya Ho Gaya?” Wife: “Kyu Ki Woh Har Roz Gloves Pehan Kar Ball Ko Pakadta Hai“

Batao Woh Kya Cheez Hai Jo Hai To Tumhari Lekin Hamesha Doosre Lete Hain? . . . Oye Tera Naam Yaar! . . . Tu Gaand Samjha Tha Na Chal Koi Baat Nahi Tera Jwaab Bhi Ek Tarha Se Theek Hi Hai.

Ladki Mere Paas Aayi… Mene Ussko Dekha… Pakda Piche Se Khola Or… Aaram Se Ander Daal Diya… Ladki Bahut Khush Hui… Kyun Ki Woh Pehli Baar Dalva Rahi Thi… Pata Hai Kyaa??? ? ? ? Mobile Mein “SIM Card“ Yaar Tum Log Na Galat Mat Socha Karo.

Do Aurate Gali Mein Khadi Aapas Mein Baate Kar Rahi Hoti Hai Toh Tabhi Ek Tel Wala Aa Jata Hai. Aik Aurat Dosri Aurat Se: “Woh Dekho Tel Wala Ja Raha Hai, Usse Rokna?” Dosri Aurat Sharmate Hue: “Kaisi Baat Karti Ho Behan Kabhi Tel Wala Bhi Ruka Hai?“