Husband: “Tum Meri Kis Cheez Se Sabse Jyada Impress Ho..?” Life Style, Car, Bank Balance? Biwi: “Tumhare Sex Se, Tumhare Jesa Sex Oure Mohalle Mein Kisi Ko Nahi Aata..!“

Ladki Usually Sex Karne Ke Baad Kya Kahti Hai? I Love You? Wrong! That Was Great? Wrong Again! I Love It? Aray Nahi Yaar….

Boyfriend Asks His Girlfriend: “How Much Calcium Is There In Woman’s Breasts?” Girlfriend Replied: “Woman’s Breasts Have Enough Calcium To Help A Man’s Boneless Thing Standup!“

Height Of Patience: A Girl Lying Naked Under A Banana Tree And Hoping For Banana To Fall In The Right Place.

Santa Nu Bleeding Ho Rahi Si Banta Ne Puchhya: “Ki Hoya?” Santa: “Jaggu Ne Mainu Hathoda (Hammer) Marya” Banta: “Tere Hath Vich Kuch Nahi Si?” Santa: “Haan, Hai Si” Banta: “Ki?”

Santa: “Oye! Tu Apni Biwi Nu Talak Kyu De Ditta?” Banta: “Yaar Oh Badi Characterless Si, Shaadi Mere Naal Keeti Te Bachha Rabb Kolo Mangdi Si“

Ek Lady Ne 500 Rs Ka Note Shopkeeper Ko Diya Shopkeeper Bola: “Aapne Kya Is Note Ko Apni Bra Mein Rakha Thha?” Lady: “Haan, Par Aapko Kese Pata?”

College Ki 11 Ladkiyo Ne Fruit Seller Ke Pass Ja Kar Ke Kaha: “11 Kele De Do” Fruit Seller: “Main Dozen (12) Se Kam Nahi Dunga” 1 Ladki Boli: “Lele Yaar 1 Kha Lenge“

Teacher Students Se: “Love” Kya Hota Hai?” Johnny: “  “L” Ko Pakad Ke “O” Ko Daba Ke “V” Mein Ghussa Ke Jab “E” Ki Awaz Aaye To Use “Love” Kahte Hai“

Teacher: “Do You Know The Meaning Of Mangalsutra?” Girl Student: “Yes Mam, It Is The License To Enjoy Kamasutra.“