Jabse Skoda Company Ne New Car Model “Laura” Launch Ki, Tabse Skoda Ke Driver Bohat Khush Hain Kyun Ki, Madam Kehti Hain: “Driver Laura Nikalo“

Ek Aadmi Doodh Bechne Wali Aurat Ke Paas Jata Hai Aur Usse Maje Lene Ke Liye Puchta Hai. Aadmi: “Tum Doodh Free Mein Pilaogi” Doodhwali Bhi Syani Thhi Sun Kar Boli “Haan, Pi Lo Lekin Malai Nikalne Ke 1000 Lungi“

Ek Sundar Ladki Patli Gali Se Gujar Rahi Thi, Raste Mein Ek Saand Khada Tha. Usne Wahaan Khade Ek Ladke Se Poocha. Aur Ladka Apna Pappu Thha. Ladki: “Aye Mr. Yeh Saand Maarta Hai Kya?” Pappu: “Gai (Cow) Ki Toh Maarta Hai Aapki Pata Nahi Marega Ya Nahi“

Rakshi Sawant Ne Ek Bar Socha Ki Vo Bhi Kisi Pandit Ya Jyotish Ke Pas Jakar Apni Kismat Check Karvaye. To Ja Pahunchi Baba Saxidas Ke Pass Aur Boli. Rakhi Sawant: “Baba Ji, Kya Mere Hath Mein Dhan Ki Rekha Hai?” Ab Apne Baba Saxidas Bhi Muh pe Baat Kah Dete Hai, Muskuraye Aur Bole [...]

Santa Ek Bar Interview Dene Gaya Boss: “What’s Your Wife Name?” Santa: “Sir, Preeto” Boss: “What’s Her Whole Name?” Santa Sochte Hue: “Sir, Hole Ka Naam To Rakha Nahi, Par Main Pyar Se Fuddi Kehta Hoon“

Ek Baar Ek Ladki Ko Ladke Wale Dekh Kar Jate Hai, Ladki Ki Maa Ladki Se Puchti Hai. Maa: “Beti, Ladka Pasand Aya?” Beti: “Ladka To Theek Hai, Par Thoda Chota Hai.” Maa: “TV 14 Inch Ka Ho Ya 29 Inch Ka, Remote To 7 Inch Ka Hi Hota Hai.“

Woh Kya Hai? Jis Pe Agar Pyaar Se Hath Fero To Foran Khada Ho Jata Hai? ? ? Socho-Socho? ? ? You Dirty Mind Answer Hai: “Betha Hua Kutta“

Santa Apni Biwi Se: “Aaj Tumhari Choti Behan Ko Apne Ghar Mein Dekh Ke Bahut Khushi Ho Rahi Hai” Biwi: “Haanji, Aapki Khushi Pajame Mein Se Jhalak Rahi Hai“

Q: “Which Is The Most Difficult Sport In The World To Watch?” Ans: “Women’s Doubles Tennis.” Because 9 Balls Bounce At A Time And You are In Confusion Which One To Watch?

Gaanv Ke Gurudware Mein Ladkies Toilet Chotta Thha. Logo Ne Mil Ke Socha Ki Janta Se Paisi Liye Jaye Aur Isko Bada Karvaya Jaye. Is Announcement Ko Karne Ke Liye Santa Ko Chuna Gaya. Aur Santa Ko Uski Announcement Ki Wajah Se Jutte Pade, Kyunki Announcement Kuch Is Tarha Se Thhi “Ladies Ke Peshab Karne [...]