Santa Apne Friend Banta Ko Milne USA Gaya Hua Thha Aur Vaha Airport Mein Bada Hi Udas Luti Puti Surat Bana Ke Betha Thha Banta Usko Receive Karne Aya Aur Ye Dekha To Hairan Hoke Bola

Boy: “Can I Touch And See Your Hardware?“ Girl: “First Show Me Your Software“

Baba Saxidas Se Ek Party Main Unke Ek Naye Naye Bane Bhakat Ne Puchha Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Ye Sari Ladkiya Darling Darling Kyu Kahti Rahti Hai?” Baba Ji: “Nadan Bachhe, Vo Jaan Bhuj Ke Esa Karti Hai Aur Angreji Word Use Karti Hai, Par Asal Mein Hindi Mein Uska Matlab Kuch Aur Hota Hai”

Class Mein Ek Nayi Ladki Aayi To Pappu Ka Tharki Mann Mein Usko Patane Ka Khayal Aya Vo Us Ladki Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola Pappu: “Agar Tum 1 Minute Mein Apna Weight 500grams Kam Kar Do To, Tum Bahut Hi Jyada Sunder Aur Sexy Lagogi, Aur Main Tumhe Pyar Bhi Karunga”

Raat Ke Andehere Mein Pati Patni Ke Bedroom Mein Sune Gaye Dialogs Patni: “Jaanu Chotey Wale Surakh (Hole) Nahi, Bade Wale Surakh Mein Dalo” Pati: “Andhera Itna Hai Yaar, Surakh Nazar Hi Nahi Aa Raha.”

Boss Apne Room Ki Chair Pe Pasar Ke Betha Tha Aur Uski Pant Ki Zip Khuli Thhi. Secretary Kisi Kam Se Andar Aayi Aur Usne Uski Zip Khuli Dekhi Aur Boli Secretary: “Sir Aapka Garage Ka Gate Khula Hai”

Ladki Ki Jeans Ki Pant Khulli Thhi Aur Usne Panty Nahi Pahan Rakhi Thhi Pappu Dekh Ke Bola: “Aapke Lower Lips Dikh Rahe Hai” Ladki: “Mujhe Pata Hai Beta, Ye To Ciggerate Peena Chahte Hai“

Indian Marriges Mein Photographer Hona Bade Garv Ki Baat Hai Har Umar Ki Females Useke Aage Piche Ghum Ke Pyar Se Bolti Hai Aap Ne Meri To Lee Nahin. Meri Akeli Ki Lo No. Yeh Meri Friend Hi, Hum Dono Ka Ek Saath Lo.

Ek Lady Market Jaane Ke Liye Ek Rikshaw Karti Hai Rikshaw Thodi Door Jaata Hai Ki Ek Khadde Ki Vajah Se Rikshaw Ko Jatka Lagta Hai Aur Lady Bahar Girr Jaati Hai

Ek Call Girl Baba Saxidas Ke Pass Gayi Aur Pucha Callgirl: :”Baba Ji, Ye Pyar Ishq Aur Mohabbat Kya Hota Hai?”