H- Hey!Mat Karo O- Oh!Na Dabao N- Nipple Dukhti Hai E- Etna Lamba Y- Ye dalo gey M- Mar Gai O- Or Dalo O- Or Tez N-Nikal Gaya…

A Pregnant Woman Goes To A Swamiji, After Seeing The Lady’s Hand Swamy Says: “When The Baby Will Be Delivered, His Father Will Die” Woman: “Thank God!,

It Is The Thing That Satisfies You Mind, Body & Soul! So Do It On Bed, On A Sofa, In The Car Or Anywhere! It Is Called

One Day Priest Lost His Cock (Murga) He Asked In Church: “Does Anyone Has A Cock?” All The Men Stood Up Then He Asked: “Does Anyone Has Seen A Cock?” A

Men Were Given Both A PENI.S & A BRAIN But Unfortunately Not Enough Blood Supply To Run Both At The Same Time.

Ladka Ladki Ki Taarif Mein Bola: “Tum Gaana Bahut Achha Gaati Ho” Ladki: “Nahi Yaar Mein To Sirf Bathroom Singer Hoon” Ladka: “Acha… To Kis

Haath Mein Pakdo To Dabane Ka Dil Karta Hai Daba Lo To Choosne Ka Dil Karta Hai Choos Lo To Dil Nahi Bharta Chahe Jitna Marzi Choos Lo Kyunki, Kyunki

Teacher Students Se: “Kisi Esi Cheez Ka Naam Batao Jo Sirf Suna Ho Par Dekha Na Ho?” Johnny: “Behan Ka Lora.”

Ladki Ladke Se Kahti Hai: “Jub Hum Ladkiyaa Gandi Baatein Karti Hai To Tum Logo Ke Kaan Kyu Khade Ho Jaate Hai?” Ladka: “Oh! Achha??, To Tum Log Use KAAN Kah

Teacher Santa Se: “Jab Main Padati Hun To Tum Apne Sir Mein Tel (Oil) Kyu Lagane Lag Jaate Ho?” Santa: “Kal Raat Mummy Daddy Ko Kah Rahi Thhi Ki Agar Andar N