Santa: “Oye! Tu Apni Biwi Nu Talak Kyu De Ditta?” Banta: “Yaar Oh Badi Characterless Si, Shaadi Mere Naal Keeti Te Bachha Rabb Kolo Mangdi Si“

Ek Lady Ne 500 Rs Ka Note Shopkeeper Ko Diya Shopkeeper Bola: “Aapne Kya Is Note Ko Apni Bra Mein Rakha Thha?” Lady: “Haan, Par Aapko Kese Pata?”

College Ki 11 Ladkiyo Ne Fruit Seller Ke Pass Ja Kar Ke Kaha: “11 Kele De Do” Fruit Seller: “Main Dozen (12) Se Kam Nahi Dunga” 1 Ladki Boli: “Le

Teacher Students Se: “Love” Kya Hota Hai?” Johnny: “  “L” Ko Pakad Ke “O” Ko Daba Ke “V” Mein Ghussa Ke Jab “

Teacher: “Do You Know The Meaning Of Mangalsutra?” Girl Student: “Yes Mam, It Is The License To Enjoy Kamasutra.“

Class Mein Teacher Ne Pucha: “Esi Kaunsi Cheez Hai Jise Tum Log Dekh To Sakte Ho Par Pakad Nahi Sakte?” Johnny: “Madam Ji Aapke Boobs“

Ek Bar Ek Callgirl Plastic Surgeon Ke Pass Gayi Aur Boli: “Mere Hole Ke Pass Hi Ek Aur Hole Kar Do” Doctor Ne Hairan Hokar Puchha: “Kyu?” Ladkil: ̶

Ek Bar College Trip Mein Se Ek Ladka Aur Ek Ladki Jungle Mein Gum Jaate Hai Do Din Tak Vo Jungle Mein Bookhe Pyaase Bhatkate Rahte Hai Achanak Ladki Boli: “Plz Fu.Ck Me&

Ek Baar Vagina Ke Eggs Ne Socha Ki Aaj Sperms Se Ladayi Karege. Unhone Apne Hathiyar Tyaar Kar Liye Aur Lun.d Ki Wait Karne Lag Gaye. Par Kaafi Der Tak Koi Nahi Aya. Achanak H

A Khubsoorat Si Ladki Santa Ki Garment Shop Par Gayi Aur Boli: “Mujhe Underwear Dikhao” Santa Sharmate Hue: “Aaj Pehan Ke Nahi Aya“