Teacher Santa Se: “Late Kyu Aaye Ho?” Santa: “Oh Ji Main Majh Lavaun Gaya Si” Teacher: “Eh Kamm Te Tera Piyo Vi Kar Sakda Si” Santa: “

Bacha Apne Daddy Se: “Papa Aunty Ka Pet Kyu Phoola Hua Hai?” Daddy: “Chal Bhag Sale Tujhse Sab Pata Hai” Ladka: “Daddy Sachhi Nahi Pata” Ba

Santa Banta Ek Sath Sadak Ke Ja Rahe Thhe To Santa Ne Sunder Si Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Kaha: “Wah!! What A Breast” Banta Bola: “Yaar Breast To Yaad Aya Babhi Da K

Call Girl Ek Ladke Se: “200 Rs Lungi Par Hill Hill Ke Doongi” Ladka: “100 Rs Dunga Hill Mein Khud Hi Loonga” Ladki: “Tu 100 Rs Bhi Bacha Le Aur H

Class Mein Teacher Ne Bachho Se Puchha: “Bachho Hume Kya Kya Cheeze Muh Mein Nahi Leni Chahiye?” Johnny: “Rubber, Pencil, Paper, Angutha And Jalta Hua Bulb&#

Girl To Boyfriend Se “Ab Yaar Bas Bhi Karo Raat 12 Baje Se Kar Rahe Ho Aur Subha Ke 6 Bajj Chuke Hai, Tum Thakke Nahi Kya” Boy : “Abhi To Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai Y

Ek Vari Santa Da Dost USA To Santa Te Usdi Familly Vaste Kapde Gift Leke Aunda Hai Sare Kapde “Lee Brand Ke Hote Hai” USA Wala Dost Sante Nu Kapde Denda E Te Kehnd

Ek Din Ghalib Ne Ladki Ko Periods Mein Dekha To Sher Arz Kiya Salwar Ke Nichhe Se Tapak Tapak Ke Paani Laal Aata Hai Kamal Ho Gaya Ghalib Phudda Bhi Paan Khaata Hai

Sali Apne Jije Se Boli: “Jija Ji 500 Rs De Do Agle Hafte De Davangi” Jija: “Tu 1500 Rs Lela Par Hune De“

Ek Din Ek Amli Bus Vich Saffar Kar Reya Si Te Naale Cigrette Pe Reya Si Naal Bethi Aurat Ne Tang Aake Keya Ki: “Tenu Dikhda Nahi Ki Bus Vich Likya Hoya Hai No Smoking