Ek Din Santa Ne Socha Ki Beta School Ka Kaam Karta Hai Ya Nahi, Ye Dekhne Ke Liye Pappu Ka School Bag Check Kiya To Useme Ek Condom Mila. Santa Gusse Mein Aake: “Kutte,

Next Day Santa Ki Choti Beti Ne Santa Se Kaha: “Papa, Main Ma Ban Ne Wali Hu” Santa Aag Baboola Ho Gaya Aur Gusse Se Bola: “Sali Kutti, Kahan Chudva Ke Aayi

Ek Din Beti Apne Baap Se Boli Beti: “Daddy, Main Maa Banne Wali Hu” Baap: “Besaram, Kya Keh Rahi Hai Tu?”

7 Yrs Ka Santa Ka Beta Ek Din Santa Se Puchta Hai Pappu: “Papa Jab Aap Honeymoon Pe Gaye The Tab Mein Kahan Tha?” Santa: “Putar, Jaate Waqt Tu Mere Paas Tha

Beta: “Papa Mujhe Doodhu (Milk) Peena Hai.” Papa: “Apni Mummy Ka Ja Ke Pee Le” Beta: “Nahin Wo Jutha Hai.”

Baap Apne Bete Ko Bazaar Le Jata Hai Aur Usko Sabji Khareedna Sikhata Hai Baap: “Beta Koi Bhi Sabji Leni Ho To Sabse Pehle Usko Daba Ke Dekhte Hai” Beta: “Th

Chota Bacha Apni Mummy Se: “Mummy Mummy Jaldi Se Meri Pent Kholo Mujhe Susu Ayi Hai”

Ek Din Ek Bache Ne Apne Baap Ko Peshab Karte Hue Dekha Aur Uske Lund Ko Dekh Ker Bola, Bacha: “Papa Yeh Kya Hai?” Papa : “Yeh Mera Pittu Hai” Bacha: &#

Ek Ladka Apne Baap Ko Viagra Ki Ek Goli Toffee Mein Daal Ke Deta Hai Aur Kehta Hai: “Daddy Sone Se Pehle Kha Lena” Baap Kehta Hai: “Beta Isse Kya Hoga?”

Ek Bacha Apne Papa Se Cycle Maangta Hai Bacha: “Papa Maine Ab School Bus Per Nahi Jana Hai Mujhe Cycle Chahiye” Papa: “Beta Kya Tera Lund Teri Gaand Tak Pahu