Dad Slips And Falls Badly In Bathroom And Fractures His Leg. Shocked Son Visits The Hospital And Asks: “What Happened Dad?” Dad: “Haram Khor Muth Marne Ke Baad Pani Dalna Seekh“

Ek Ladka Cement Factory Mein Kaam Karta Tha, Ek Din Uske Baap Ne Usko Bola. Baap: “Ghar Banwana Hai, 25 Bori Cement La De” Ladka: “Nahi, Mein Bhut Imandaar Hoon” Baap: “Achha, Toh Tu 15 Bori Hi La De” Ladka: “Nahi, Meri Office Mein Achhi Image Hai” Baap: “Toh Phir 5 Bori Hi La De” [...]

Next Day Santa Ki Choti Beti Ne Santa Se Kaha: “Papa, Main Ma Ban Ne Wali Hu” Santa Aag Baboola Ho Gaya Aur Gusse Se Bola: “Sali Kutti, Kahan Chudva Ke Aayi Ho, Kon Hai Vo Bhen Ka Loda, Tune To Pure Khandan Ki Ma Chudva Di.”

Ek Din Beti Apne Baap Se Boli Beti: “Daddy, Main Maa Banne Wali Hu” Baap: “Besaram, Kya Keh Rahi Hai Tu?”

Beta: “Papa Mujhe Doodhu (Milk) Peena Hai.” Papa: “Apni Mummy Ka Ja Ke Pee Le” Beta: “Nahin Wo Jutha Hai.”

Baap Apne Bete Ko Bazaar Le Jata Hai Aur Usko Sabji Khareedna Sikhata Hai Baap: “Beta Koi Bhi Sabji Leni Ho To Sabse Pehle Usko Daba Ke Dekhte Hai” Beta: “Thik Hai Daddy” Kuch Dino Ke Baad Beta Bhagta Hua Baap Ke Office Mein Jaata Hai Aur Bolta Hai

Chota Bacha Apni Mummy Se: “Mummy Mummy Jaldi Se Meri Pent Kholo Mujhe Susu Ayi Hai”

Ek Din Ek Bache Ne Apne Baap Ko Peshab Karte Hue Dekha Aur Uske Lund Ko Dekh Ker Bola, Bacha: “Papa Yeh Kya Hai?” Papa : “Yeh Mera Pittu Hai” Bacha: “Kya Mein Aapke Pittu Ke Saath Khel Sakta Hoon?” Papa : “Nahi Beta Yeh Khelne Ki Cheez Nahi Hai” Subah Uth Ker Baap Ne [...]

Santa Ka Beta Santa Se Puchta Hai: “Papa Kya Aapko Jadu Aata Hai?” Santa: “Nahi Beta, Tujhe Kisne Kaha?” Beta: “Agar Nahi Aata To Aap Raat Ko Mummi Se Kyon Keh Rahe Thhe Ki Chal Ab Ghodi Ban Ja.“

Ek Ladka Apne Baap Ko Viagra Ki Ek Goli Toffee Mein Daal Ke Deta Hai Aur Kehta Hai: “Daddy Sone Se Pehle Kha Lena” Baap Kehta Hai: “Beta Isse Kya Hoga?” Ladka Bolta Hai: “Daddy Agar Toffee Achi Lage To Mere Takiye Ke Neeche Chup Chap 100 Rupye Rakh Dena” Agle Din Ladka Apne Takiye [...]