Aajkal Ke Pati-Patni Apne Bachho Ke Samne Sex Ki Baat Na Karke Code Words Mein Baat Karte Hai, Pade Ek Aisa Hi Kissa Sex Ke Code Words Ka.

Pati-Patni Suhagraat Manane Apne Kamre Mein Jate Hai. Jate Hi Pati Sex Ke Liye Shuru Ho Jata Hai, Pati Sex Karte Hue Bola, Pati: “Ladka Nikalu Ya Ladki” Patni: “Tumhari Maan Ka Bhosda, Dard Se Meri Gand Fati Ja Rahi Hai Pehle Jo Dala Hai Vo To Nikal“

Santa Ki Biwi Ek Din Uske Office Se Ho Kar Aati Hai Aur Uss Raat Santa Se Ladayi Karte Hue Puchti Hai. Biwi: “Tumhari Secretary Ne Sab Ke Samne Kaha Hai Ki Tumhara Lund Chhota Hai, Is Baat Ki Safai Do?” Santa Soch Ke: “Juth Boli Sali Wo, Sach To Yeh Hai Ki Us Kamini [...]

Oversmart Wife: “If I Sleep With Your Most Loving & Close Friend, What Will Be The First Thought In Your Mind?” Smart Husband: “You Are A Lesbian“

Aadmi Ko Tharak Chaddi Hui Thhi, Usne Aav Dekha Na Taav Sidha Bed Pe Jump Mari Aur Patni Ko Lita Liya Wife: “Suno Mere Ko Fever Hai” Aadmi: “Mujhe Pata Hai Janu, Isliye Mene Lund Ke Tope Pe Crocin Laga Li Hai, Bas Apna Muh Kholo Aur Injection Ki Tarha Isko Ander Le Lo“

Husband Apne Hath Mein Ek Lifafa Leke Aya Aur Biwi Se Bola. Husband: “Begam, Dekho Aaj Main Tumhare Liye Kya Laya Hun?” Wife: “Kyaa Laye?” Husband: “Kelay, Kheeray, Gaajar, Touri Aur Mooli Le Kar Aaya Hoon” Wife: “Kyun, Aap Kuchh Din Ke Liye Kahin Bahar Jaa Rahe Hain Kyaa?“

Husband Ghar Aya Aur Aake Bola Husband: “Aaj Main Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Thha” Biwi: “To Kya Bola Vo”

Ek Bar Husband Apni Wife Ke Sath Apni Sasural Mein Gaya Ek Din Vahan Husband Ne Biwi Se Kaha: “Chalo Sex Karte Hain” Biwi Boli: “Nahi Ye Mere Baap Ka Ghar Hai” Husband: To Kya Mere Baap Ka Ghar Red Light Area Hai Jo To Roz Taiyar Ho Jati Hai.

Ek Bar Rat Ko Santa Apni Biwi Ke Sath Sex Karne Laga To Biwi Boli: “Please Aaj Rehne Do, Mera Upwas Hai..”

Suhagrat Ko Pati Ne Apni Patni Se Pyar Se Pucha: “Kya Mehsus Kar Rahi Ho?” Patni Boli: “Aaj Tak To TopUp* Mein Kaam Chalta Tha, Aaj Se Life Time Karwa Liya.” ———————————— TopUp = Recharge Coupon Card