Santa Kisi Baat Pe Apni Biwi Se Ladd Raha Thha Aur Gusse Mein Aakar Bola Santa: “Jee Karta Hai Tere 2 Tukde Kar Du” Achanak Uske Pados Mein Se Ek Awaj Aayi Abey Niche Wala Hissa Mujhe De Diyo Yaar, Teri Badi Meharbani Hogi

Santa Aur Uski Patni Bed Pe Lete Sex Se Related Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe Patni: “Aapne Mere Boobs Chus Chus Ke Bade Kar Diye Hai” Santa Hairan Hote Hue: “Abe Sali, Esa Agar Hota To Mera Lund Mere Ghutne Tak Pahunch Gaya Hota Or Mujhe Condom Ki Jagha Cycle Ki Tube Lagani Padti“

Raat Ke Andehere Mein Pati Patni Ke Bedroom Mein Sune Gaye Dialogs Patni: “Jaanu Chotey Wale Surakh (Hole) Nahi, Bade Wale Surakh Mein Dalo” Pati: “Andhera Itna Hai Yaar, Surakh Nazar Hi Nahi Aa Raha.”

Husband To Wife – Sex Ho Jaye? Wife Says – No. Husband – Diamond Jewer La Dunga. Wife – Nahi.

Suhagrat Ki Raat Ko Aadmi Ne Apni Wife Se Poocha: “Tumne Koi Bhi Uh Aah Ki Awaj Nahi Nikali, Kyu?”

Patni Raat Ko Sex Karne Ke Baad Pati Se Boli: “Aapko Pyar Karna Nahi Aata” Pati Gusse Se: “Sali, Ye Teen Bachhe Kya Internet Se Download Kiye Hai?”

Wife Computer On Karte Hue, Husbanad Se Boli: “Tumhara Passworde Kya Hai.” Husband Garv Se Bola: “Penis” Ek Dum Se Wife Zor Zor Se Husne Lag Gayi

Wife: “Mujhe Lagta Hai Aap Ka Neha Ke Sath Najayaz Sambadh Hai.” Husband Hairani Se: “Yeh Tum Kaise Keh Sakti Ho.”

Ek Patni Apne Pati Se Puchti Hai: “Suno Ji In Kutton Ko Kaise Pata Chalta Hai Ki Kutiya Ka Mann Ker Raha Hai?” Pati: “Unhe Soongh Kar Pata Chalta Hai”

Husband N Wife Ne Bachho Ki Wajah Se Raat Ko Sex Karne Ka Ishara Rakha Sandwich Raat Ko Husband: “Sandwich Ka Mood Hai?” Wife: “Nahi Aaj Nahi, Subha Ketchup Ki Theli Phat Gayi Hai“