Try This, Its Fun. Think A Number Between  1 To 9 Now + 5 x 2 - 3 x 5 + 8 Write No. On Paper, Now Fold That Paper, Aur Usko Apni Gaand Mein Daal Le.

Aap Ke Liye Ek Film Mein, Chhota Sa Role Hai. Heroin Aap Ko Guffa Mein Le Jayegi Aur Goli Maar Degi. Film Hai “Guffa Mein Gaandu Ki Mout“

Yaar Koi Mujhe Blackmail Kar Raha Hai. Jab Main Teri Le Raha Tha, To Kisi Ne Photo Khinch Li. Ye Dekh (“‘.) (“‘.) (\_(<) LL LL Bata Ab Kya Kare̷

Ek Ladka Bhaaga-Bhaaga Apne Papa Ke Paas Aaya Aur Rote Hue Bola. Beta: “Papa, Mujhe Chut Chahiye” Papa: “Na Beta Chut Mehengi Hai, Tu Gaand Maar Le” Be

Jab Tum Apne Friend Ko Call Karte Ho Aur Sidha Bolte Ho “Bhonsdi Ke Kya Kar Raha Hai?” Aur Aage Se Awaj Aati Hai: “Beta Wo To Bahar Hai, Aap Kaun?“

Apne Khas Dosto Ko Test Karna Chahte Ho? Koi Baat Nahi Lijiye Ek Test Message Unko Test Karne Ke Liye

Tej Barish Mein Bus-Stop Par Khada Ladka Ladki Ke Bheege Nipples Dekh Kar Ladki Se Bola. Ladka: “Aapki Headlight On Hai” Ladki: “Bijli Meri Kharch Ho Rahi Ha

Do Callgirls Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahi Thi Pahli: “Mujhe To Shadi Ke Liye Aisa Ladka Chahiye Jo Sharabi, Harami, Juaari Aur Randibaz Ho” Doosri: “Chal Hat

Height Of Insult. Boy-Friend: “Agar Tumhare Hath Nahi Hote To Kya Tum Gloves (Dastane) Pehanti?” Girl-Friend: “Nahi Bilkul Nahi” Boy-Friend: “To

Pyar Nahi To College Bekar, Love Affair Nahi To Life Bekar, Sapne Nahi To Raat Bekar Aur Tujh Jaisa Dost Nahi To Mera Hathiyar Bekar