Hamare Pyare Dost Jo Hume SMS Nahi Karte Unko Saja Dene Ke Liye Ek SMS Sholey Style Mein. Gabbar: “Kitna Tel Hai Re Shambha” Shambha: “Sardar, Do Kilo” Gabbar: “Toh Laga Ek Kilo Mere Lund Par Aur Ek Kilo Message Padne Wale Ki Gaand Par, Sala Message Hi Nahi Karta“

Sorry Yaar Kitne Din Se Message Nahi Kiya, Bura Mat Manana Galti Meri Hi Thi Lekin Abb Mujhe Pata Lag Gaya Hai AIDS Ke Mariz Ko Message Bhejne Se AIDS Nahi Hota

Patni Ne Shadi Ke Kuch Months Baad Pati Ko Kaha. Patni: “Janu, Aapne Kabhi Mere Gharwalo Ko Tariff Nahi Ki” Pati: “Teri Choot, Teri Maa Ki Choot, Aur Sabse Bhadiya Mast Teri Bahan Ki Choot“

College Time Mein Hamara Ek Friend Hua Karta Thha Jay. Ek Din Apni Girlfriend Ke Sath Uska Mood Bana Date Pe Jane Ka. Girlfriend Ne Farmaish Ki, Mere Ko 5 Star Hotel Mein Le Jao. Ab Bechara Jay Na To Kar Nahi Sakta Thha, So Le Gaya 5 Star Hotel Mein.

@  @ .l. -=- This Is My Face . . . . . .

Santa Ek Baar Kapde Press Karvane Dhobi Ke Pass Gaya To Dobhi Ki Biwi Bahar Bethi Hoti Hai Aur Ek Dum Mast Aur Chaka Chak Maal Hoti Hai Santa Ki Usko Dekh Ke Niyat Kharab Ho Jati Hai Aur Wo Usko Bolta Hai

Ek Fuke Hue Aashiq Ka Apni Girl Friend Ke SMS Na Aane Par Usko Likha Gaya Ek Message Agar Mere Paas Teen Ankhe Hoti To Main Ek Apne Lund Par Lagata Aur Tumhari Gand Mein Daal Kar Dekhta Ki Aisa Konsa Keeda Hai Jo Tumhe SMS Karne Se Rokta Hai Ab Aap Bhi Ye Message [...]

Agar Apne Dost Ki Bajana Chahte Ho To Ye SMS Usko Send Karo Ek Baccha Roz School Se Bhaag Kar Gaand Marwaata Tha. Esa Kar Kar Ke Usne Bahut Paise Kamaaye. Un Paiso Se Usne Ek Mobile Liya. Taqdeer Dekho Aaj Bhosdi Ka Apni Hi Story Khud Pad Raha Hai.

Girl Hostel Me Ek Phone Aaya – “Meena Hai Kya?” Warden Ne Pucha – “Piche Kya Lagati Hai Vo?”

Hone Wali Bahu Ko Dekhne Gaye Sasur Ne Pucha: “Beti Chay* Aati Hai?” Ladki Boli: “Chutiye Mujhe Abhi Tak Doodh Nahi Ata. Chay Kya Ghanta Aayegi.“ ———————————— Chay = Tea