Insult, Beizzati & Majak Related Adult & Funny Non Veg Jokes

Marte Hue Budhe Ki Salah

Posted on 23 Jul 2010
Marte Hue Ek Budhe Ne Apne Sare Ghar Walo Ko Ikatha Kiya Aur Salah Dene Laga Ladke Se: “Apni Umar Ki Ladki Se Jhuk Kar Mila Karo Jis Se Usko Lund Touch Na Ho” Ladki Se: “Apni Bra Mein Hamesha Rui (Cotton) Jarur Rakha Kar Taki Nipples Na Dikh Sake” Damad Se: “Chodne Or Khodne [...]

A Female When In….

Posted on 22 Jul 2010
A Female When In Thirties Is Like A Football 22 Players Running After Her A Female When In Forties Is Like A Basketball 12 Players Running After Her A Female When In Fifties Is Like A Golf Ball One Man Running After Her

Beauty Is Not Judged By Your Clothes

Posted on 20 Jul 2010
Beauty Is Not Judged By Your Clothes Or Your Appearance It Is Judged By Your Inner Self

Tumhara Password Kya Hai

Posted on 05 Jul 2010
Wife Computer On Karte Hue, Husbanad Se Boli: “Tumhara Passworde Kya Hai.” Husband Garv Se Bola: “Penis” Ek Dum Se Wife Zor Zor Se Husne Lag Gayi

Khas Dost Ko Ek Khas Message

Posted on 22 Jun 2010
Arey O Bhai Kahaan Rahta Hai Tu Aajkal Tu To Milne Bhi Nahi Aata Re Teri Shakal Tak Bhul Gaya Hun

Aam Wale Ka Gussa

Posted on 16 Jun 2010
Aadmi Aur Aurat Ki Ladayi Ho Rahi Thhi To Usne Apni Biwi Ke Bra Ko Khidki Ke Bahar Fenk Diya Jo Jake Ek Aam Behcne Wale Ko Lagi

Ladke Aur Ladki Ki Shayri, Lajawabi

Posted on 12 Jun 2010
Girl 2 Boy.. Hamein To Apno Ne Loota Ghairoon Mein Kahaan Dum Tha, Meri Kashti (Boat) Waha Dubi Jahaan Paani Kam Tha,

Kuch Khane Ko Dedo

Posted on 11 May 2010
Bus Stop Par Ek Lady Ke Hath Mein Whisper Ka Pack Dekhkar Ek Bikhari Uske Pass Gaya Aur Bola “Behnji Kuch Khane Ko Dedo” Aurat Boli: “Maaf Karo Baba, Mere Pass Kuch Bhi Khane Ka Nahi Hai” Bikhari Whisper Ke Packet Ko Dekh Kar Bola: “Ye Double Roti Hi De Do Khane Ke Liye”

Pathan Aur Sardar Ji Ki Shayari

Posted on 25 Apr 2010
Train Ke Ek Dibbe Mein Do Pathan Aur Ek Panjabi Safar Kar Rahe The. Panjabi Ne Socha Itna Lumba Safar Hai Main To Bor Ho Jaunga To Kisi Se Baat Vaat Kar Ke Time Pass Karna Chahiye Panjabi Ne Ek Pathan Se Kaha: “Khan Sahab Aapko Koi Sher Aata Hai?.. To Pathan Ne Kaha Kyo [...]

Do Bhai Aur Behan

Posted on 24 Apr 2010
Ek Bar Do Bhai Apni Behan Ko Le Jane Ke Liye Behan Ke Sasural Jate Hain. Wahan Se Vida Hone Ke Bad Chota Bhai Sabse Pehle Aaker Bus Mein Jagah Rok Leta Hai. Bada Bhai Behan Ko Lekar Aa Raha Hota Hai Behan Dheere Dheere Chalti Hai To Bada Bhai Bolta Hai: “Jaldi Jaldi Chal [...]