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Santa Ek Baar Kapde Press Karvane Dhobi Ke Pass Gaya To Dobhi Ki Biwi Bahar Bethi Hoti Hai Aur Ek Dum Mast Aur Chaka Chak Maal Hoti Hai Santa Ki Usko Dekh Ke Niyat Kharab Ho J

Ek Fuke Hue Aashiq Ka Apni Girl Friend Ke SMS Na Aane Par Usko Likha Gaya Ek Message Agar Mere Paas Teen Ankhe Hoti To Main Ek Apne Lund Par Lagata Aur Tumhari Gand Mein Daal

Agar Apne Dost Ki Bajana Chahte Ho To Ye SMS Usko Send Karo Ek Baccha Roz School Se Bhaag Kar Gaand Marwaata Tha. Esa Kar Kar Ke Usne Bahut Paise Kamaaye. Un Paiso Se Usne Ek

Girl Hostel Me Ek Phone Aaya – “Meena Hai Kya?” Warden Ne Pucha – “Piche Kya Lagati Hai Vo?”

Hone Wali Bahu Ko Dekhne Gaye Sasur Ne Pucha: “Beti Chay* Aati Hai?” Ladki Boli: “Chutiye Mujhe Abhi Tak Doodh Nahi Ata. Chay Kya Ghanta Aayegi.“ ̵

Santa Ek Bus Ke Piche Teji Se Baag Raha Tha Aakhir Mein Usne Bus Pakad Hi Li. Vo Driver Ke Pass Gaya Or Usko Bola – “Ye Bus Teri Ma Lagti Hai?” Driver Bola:

A lady guest approaches the bar in a small Restaurant. She calls the guy sitting at the bar then she asks him in a very seductive way to come closer. Then she bends over the d

Shaadi Ke Kuch Din Baad Jija Apni Sasural Aya Use Dekhkar Sali Boli: “Lo Aa Gaya Behanchod”

Banta Ek Baar Beemar Hua To Santa Uska Pata Lene Gaya Dekha Banta Bed Pe Leta Hua Thha Aur Halat Thik Nahi Thhi Santa: “Yaar Sharam Ki Baat Hai, Tera Daddy Dr. Hai Fir B