Dark Ugly Woman Walks Into A Store With His Two Sons Shopkeeper Surporisley Asks To Woman: “Are They Twins?” Woman Shocked And Asked: “No, Why Did You Ask?”

Dimaag Ke Liye Badam Ka Juice. Dil Ke Liye Pyaar Ka Juice. Sehat Ke Liye Anar Ka Juice Khus Rehnay Ke Liye ? ?

Ek Din Ek School Mein Teacher Bachho Ko Pada Raha Thha: A For Apple B For Bada Apple C For Chota Apple D For Dusra Apple E For Ek Aur Apple F For Fir Ek Apple G For What??? Ek Student Gusse Mein Aakar Bola

Ek Din Kisi Party Mein Daaru Jyada Pee Lene Ki Vajah Se Ek Ladke Aur Ladki Mein Ladayi Ho Gayi Ladki Boli: “Mera Naam Hai Chikni, Meri Choot Bhi Hai Chikni, Pair Rakhe To Fisal Jaye Tu To Kya Tera Baap Bhi Na Chod Paye” Ladke Ne Jawab Diya: “Mera Naam Hai Babbar Billu Mera [...]

Ek Bar Body Ke Parts Ki Meeting Hui, Sabi Aaye Par Lunn Nahi Aya Sabi Hairan Hue Ki Lun Kaha Gaya Bad May Pata Laga Lu.nd To Msg Pad Raga Hai.

Teri Aankho Mein Aansu Aur Chehre Pe Hasi Hai, Wah.. Teri Aankho Mein Aansu Aur Chehre Pe Hasi Hai, Aisa Lagta Hai Jaise Teri Lulli Zip Me Phasi Hai!

Tell Me One Thing Which Is Yours But Always Used By Others? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Oye Tera Naam Yaar. . . .Tu Kya Ga.And Samjha Tha?

T-Shirt Slogan Part – 2 Your Face, My Ass, No Difference

Santa: “Yaar Kal Biwi Da Birthday Hai Usnu Ki Gift Deva?” Banta: “Apna Lun.D Dede” Santa: “Nahi Yaar Koi Vaddi Cheez Dass” Banta: “Te Fer Mera Dede“

Ae Dost Teri Yaari, Mujhe Duniya Mein Sabse Pyari, Saari Duniya Ne Teri Maari, To Kya Tujhko Nahi Pyari Meri Yaari Agar Hai Pyaari, To Ab Tu Jhuk Meri Baari