Ae Dost Teri Yaari, Mujhe Duniya Mein Sabse Pyari, Saari Duniya Ne Teri Maari, To Kya Tujhko Nahi Pyari Meri Yaari Agar Hai Pyaari, To Ab Tu Jhuk Meri Baari

Mistakes Happen … Otherwise You Wouldn’t Be Born

Teacher: “Who Is Sania Mirza?” Johnny: “Tennis Player.” Teacher: “Good! Who Is Mallika Sherawat?” Johnny: “Penis Player!!“

Q: What’s The Most Insulting Thing U Can Say To A Person? Ans: “Your Birth Certificate Was An Apology Letter From The Condom Factory.“

Ansoo Tere Nikle, To Ankhein Meri Ho, Dil Tera Dhadke, To Dhadkan Meri Ho, Khuda Kare Dosti Hamaari Itni Solid Ho, Baap Tu Bane, To Mehnat Meri Ho

Santa Banta Ek Sath Sadak Ke Ja Rahe Thhe To Santa Ne Sunder Si Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Kaha: “Wah!! What A Breast” Banta Bola: “Yaar Breast To Yaad Aya Babhi Da K

Jee Karta Hai Ki Main Choom Loon, Uski Tatti Main Pade Uss Mattar Ke Dane Ko, Kambakht Wo To Kam Se Kam Uske Labo Se Hokar Gujraa Hoga.

Kaitrina Kaif Or Aishwarya Ka Noor Aap Par Barse, Har Koi Aapke Sath Sone Bhar Ko Tarse, Bhagwaan Kare Aapke Jeevan Mein Aaye Itni Ladke, Or Aap Hamesha Apni Panty Pehan Ne Ko

Madhu Bala Ki Jagah Agar Malika Sherawat “Mughal-E-Azam” Mein Hoti Toh Film Ka Kya Naam Hota? Film Ka Naam Hota “Mughal – E – Orgasam“.

Ek Bar Ek Aadmi Apni Biwi Ke Sath Bar Mein Betha Hua Thha. Achanak Hi Pati Ko Toilet Mein Jana Pada, Itne Mein Ek Lady Uski Patni Ke Paas Aakar Uske Kaan Mein Boli “Pais