Aawaz Mein Ek Mithaas Hain, Surat Bhi Khaas Hain, Tameez Aur Kameez Bhi Teri Ekdum 1st Class Hain… Bus Khuda Ne Galti Se Tujge Ek Lund Laga Diya Hain Varna Itam Toh Tu B

Ishq Key Sahare Hum Jiya Nahi Karte, Gum Key Aansuo  Ko Hum Piya Nahi Karte, Kuch Dost Gaandu Aise Bhi Hote Hain, Jinki Gaand Mein Jab Tak Ungli Na Dalo, Tab Tak Wo Humhe Yaa

Duniya Mein Bahut Se Log Hai, Par Tu Unn Chune Hue Logo Mein Se Ek Hai, Jise Dekh Kar Tera Baap Bhi Kehta Hai Ke, Kaash Us Din Maine Condom Chadha Hi Liya Hota…..

Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Chilla Raha Thha “Seasonal Offer Ek Rupey Ki Do, Ek Rupey Ki Do, Offer Limited” Santa: “Kya Bhai Kya” Person Replied: “Gaand Pe

Teri Ek Jhalak Hi Kafi Hain Mujhe Deewana Banane Ke Liye, Tune Itni Badi Salwaar Pehni Hai Ek Choti Si Cheez Chupaane Ke Liye

Ajab Sa Tera Nakhra, Gazab Sa Tera Style Hai, Gaand Dhone Ki Tujhe Akal Nah Haii, Haath Mein Do Do Mobile Phone Hai…

Ya Ladkiyan Bhi Bahut Hi Ajeeb Tarah Ki Hoti Hai, Inhe Kuch Bolo Toh Ye Apna Muh Phoolah Leti Hai, Or Inke Saath Kuch Karo, Toh Ye Apna Peth Phoolah Leti Hai

Ek Bar Ek Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Kaha: “Tum Kitni Kaali Ho” Ladki: “Ismein Tumhare Baap Ka Kaya Jata Hai” Ladka: “Agar Mere Baap Ka Gaya Hota To Tum I

Maine Chaand Se Pucha Key Aaj Tak Tune Duniya Main Kabhi Mere Dost Sa Haseen Dekha Hain . . . ??? Toh Chaand Ne Haste Hue Jawab Diya Ke

Ladka Ladki Se Bola: “Hello, I Love You” Ladki: “I Am Already Married Kuch To Tu Sharam Karle” Ladka: “Mujh Mein Bhi To Tere Pati Jaise Hi Functi