Women’s Life Is Very Hard In Morning – Wash Clothes, In Noon – Dry Clothes, In Evening – Iron Clothes, In Night – Open Clothes, Late Night – Search Clothes..

A Female When In Thirties Is Like A Football 22 Players Running After Her A Female When In Forties Is Like A Basketball 12 Players Running After Her A Female When In Fifties Is Like A Golf Ball One Man Running After Her

Ek Bar Ek Aurat Doctor Ke Paas Gayi Aur Boli “Mere Husband Ka Lun.D Bahut Bada Hai Jab Vo Dalta Hai To Dil Ko Lagta Hai” Doctor: “Usko Le Aao Operation Kar Ke Chota Kar Deta Hun” Lady: “Areey Nahi Doctor Saab, Mera Dil Thoda Sa Uppar Kar Do“

Bus Mein Bahut Bhid Thi, Ek Admi Apne Samne Khadi Ladki Ko Chipak Kar Khada Ho Gaya Aur Uske Badan Ko Bar Bar Touch Karne Laga. Ladki Boli: “Ye Aap Thik Nahi Kar Rahe Hai” Admi Bola: “Itni Bhidd Me Isse Achha Nahi Ho Sakta.“

Ladki Ladke Se Kahti Hai: “Jub Hum Ladkiyaa Gandi Baatein Karti Hai To Tum Logo Ke Kaan Kyu Khade Ho Jaate Hai?” Ladka: “Oh! Achha??, To Tum Log Use KAAN Kahte Ho“

Degrees Of Girls MBA – Married But Available BA – Beautifull Ass MBBS – Member Of Big Boobs Society LLB – Lovely Lickable Breasts BSC – Beautifull Sexy Cun.T

Ek Lady Ne 500 Rs Ka Note Shopkeeper Ko Diya Shopkeeper Bola: “Aapne Kya Is Note Ko Apni Bra Mein Rakha Thha?” Lady: “Haan, Par Aapko Kese Pata?”

American : “Girl Is Like Ciggerate , When Finished Throw It” French Say : “Girl Is Like Wine Bottle , When Finish Break It” Pathan Say : “Girl Is Like Audio Cassete, When Finish Change The Side “

Ek Bar Ek Elephant Ne Ek Ladki Ka Rape Kar Diya Ladki Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Examination Ke Liye Dr: “Elephant Ka Lun.d To Sirf 3 Inches Ka Hota Hai Par Tumhari Choot To 10 Inches Khuli Hui Hai” Ladki: “Us Ne Pehle Fingering Ki Thhi“

A Man Talks To A Woman So That He Can Sleep With Her But A Woman Sleeps With A Man So That She Can Talk To Him.