Hamare Pyare Khan Sahab Ne Ek Inspector Ki Gaand Mar Li, Aayiye Pade Ki Adalat Main Khan Sahab Ne Kya Wajah Pesh Ki Uski Gand Marne Ki.

Pathan Ki Biwi Kisi Gair Mard Se Sex Karte Hue Boli. Biwi: “Tum 19ve Aadmi Ho Jis Se Main Thukwa Rahi Hoon” Premi: “Kya Pathan Nahi Thokta?” Biwi: “Nahi, Woh Sirf Usi Ki Thokta Hai Jo Mujhe Thokta Hai“

Pathan Apni Patni Se Puchta Hai. Pathan: “Kya Humari Jaan Aaj Hum Se Naraz Hai?” Patni Hairani Se: “Nahi To” Pathan: “To Phir Hamari Taraf Apna Muh Kar Ke Kyu Leti Hui Ho“

An Indian, A Japanese, And A Pakistani Were Sitting Naked In The Sauna. Suddenly There Is A Beeping Sound. The Indian Presses His Forearm And The Beeping Stops. The Others Look At Him Questioningly. “That’s My Pager,” He Says. “I Have A Microchip Under The Skin Of My Arm.” A Few Minutes Later A Phone [...]

Ek Pathan Red Light Area Gaya Aur Broker Se Rate Puchha. Broker: “1000 Rs. Ladki Ke,  300 Rs. Mere, Aur 100 Rs. Police Wale Ke” Pathan: “Yara Dil Khush Kar Diya, Jao Pehle Police Wale Ko Le Aao“

Ek Pathan Dukan Se Bahar Nikla To Dekha Ek Kutta – Kutti Sex Karne Ki Koshish Kar Rahe Thhe, Lekin Kutta Kadh (Height) Ka Chota Thha Jiss Ki Wajah Se ‘Jagah’ Tak Pahunch Nahi Paa Raha Thha, Pathan Ne Usski Madad Ki Or Kutte Ko Kutti Par Pahunchaya, Dusre Din Pathan Waha Se Guzra To [...]

Adalat Mein Ek Pathan Miya Biwi Ke Divorce Ka Case Aaya, Patni Ne Rote Hue Judge Ko Kaha. Patni: “Mera Pati Aaj Tak Sirf Mere Pichhe Se Hi Karta Hai” Ab Judge Bhi Pathan Thha Ye Sun Kar Hairani Se Bola Judge: “Achha, Isske Alava Bhi Koi Aur Jagha Hoti Hai Kya?“

Three Pathans Were Stroking Their Cocks Very Fast & Very Hard In A Restaurant. Waitress: “What The Hell Are You Doing?” Pathan: “We Are Hungry & The Menu Says First Cum First Serve“

Pathan Biwi Se: “Aaj Hum Aage Se Sex Karega” Wife Ye Sun Ke Khushi Se Salwar Utaar Ke Tangein Utha Ke Bed Pe Lait Gayi Pathan: “April Fool, April Fool Banaya.“

Ek Pathan Ki Shadi Hui, To Agle Din Uske Dosto Ne Puchha Dost: “Kaho Pathan Sahab, Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?” Pathan Khush Hote Hue: “Amma Kya Bataye, Pahli Baar Kisi Nangi Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Teen Bar Muth Maari“