School Mein Bahut Bache Muth Maarte Hai, Ek Din Aise Hi Pappu Muth Marte Pakda Gaya, To Kya Bola Vo?

Pappu Ke College Mein Ek Badi Hi Sunder Ladki Aayi, Use Dekh Ke Pappu Ki Laar Gutne Tak Pahunch Gayi. Ab Vo Ye Jugaad Karne Mein Lag Gaya Ki Isko Kaisi Chodu. Ab Har Koi Janta Hai Ki Paisa Bado Bado Ki Kamjori Hai. Ek Din Papu Ladki Ko Bola: “Agar Tum Mujhe Apne Ek [...]

Teacher Eight Class Ke Pappu Se Puchti Hai. Teacher: “Osama Ki Panch Biwi Aur Bees Bacche Lekin Laalu Ki Ek Biwi Aur Nau Bacche, To Batao Koun Achha?” Pappu: “Mam, Score To Osama Ka Zyada Hai, Par Strike Rate Laalu Ka“

Pappu Apni Girl Friend Ke Hath Ko Apne Hath Mein Pakad Ke Bolta Hai. Pappu: “Tumhari Soft Ungliyo Ko Dekh Ke Mann Mein Vichar Aata Hai” Girlfriend: “Janu, Kaisa Vichar Aata Hai?” Pappu: “Tumhare Lambe Naakhun Gand Dhote Waqt Gand Mein Lagte Nahi Kya?“

Pappu Ne Gali Mein Jati Hui Ladki Ko Ungli Kardi. Ladki: “Andha Hai Kya, Dikhta Nahi Hai” Pappu: “Kyu Kya Hua, Sahi Jagah Nahi Gusi Kya?“

Madam Ne Ek Sawal Pucha, Jiska Jawab Pappu Se Sun Kar Bechari Sharam Se Pani Pani Ho Gayi.

Sex Karne Ke Baad Pappu Bade Shan Se Apni Girlfriend Ko Bola Pappu: “Janeman Abb Aapko Wo Hoga Jise Duniya Bachcha Kehti Hai” Ladki Huste Hue: “Hahaha Sale, Abb Tujhe Bhi Wo Hoga Jise Duniya Aids Kehti Hai” —————– Gabrao Mat Dosto Apna Pappu Safe Hai, Usko Kuch Nahi Hone Wala. Dono Majak Kar Rahe [...]

Tina Naam Ki Ladki Apni Familly Ke Saath Rahne Pappu Ko Pados Mein Aayi Ek Din Tina Apni Maa Ke Paas Aayi Aur Jor-Jor Se Rone Lagi. Maa Ne Puchha: “Kya Hua Hai Beti Ro Kyu Rahi Ho?” Tina Rote Hue: “Mummy, Pappu Ne Meri Choot Faad Di” Maa Gusse Se: “Kyun?” Tina: “Mene Us [...]

Ladki Rakhi Ke Agle Din Apne Padosi Pappu Se Puchti Hai. Ladki : “Kal Mein Tumhare Ghar Aayi Thi Rakhi Le Kar. Tumne Mujhe Rakhi Kyu Nahi Bandhne Di?” Pappu: “Ajeeb Zabardasti Hai. Kal Main Tumhare Ghar Condom Le Kar Aaun To Tum Mere Sath Sex Karogi?“

Pappu Ne Apne Baap Santa Ki Tambaku Ki Dibbiya Pe “Chut” Likh Diya. Santa: “Abbe Sale Yeh Kya Likh Diya Hai” Pappu: “Arey Papa, Yeh Toh Mene Aapki Suvidha Ke Liye Likha Hai, Jidhar ‘Chu’ Hai Udhar Chuna Hai Aur Jidhar ‘T’ Hai Udhar Tambaku“