Pathan Jokes Collection - 41 Jokes

Bachha Aakhir Kaise Ho Gaya?

Posted on 30 Mar 2013 Views: 26,237 -
Ek Pathan Aurat Ne Doosri Pathan Aurat Se Puchha. Aurat: “Oye Main Aaj Tak Hairan Hoon Ki, Ye Tumhara Bachha Kaise Ho Gaya?” Doosri Hans Ke Boli: “Gulbano Ra
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Mulla Ji To Bade Syane Nikle

Posted on 21 Feb 2013 Views: 25,288 -
Mulla Ji Bazaar Gaye Aur Dukandaar Se Bole. Mulla Ji: “Mujhe Begum Ke Liye Bra Chahiye” Dukandaar: “Kya Size Hai?” Mulla Ji: “Size To Maloom Nahi

Sath Wali Savari Ko Dekh Kar Bus Mein Betho

Posted on 09 Aug 2012 Views: 25,113 -
Bus Mein Bethi Ek Savari Ne Conductor Se Kaha. Savari: “Arey Bhai Ye Konsa Stop Hai, Bus Mein Bahut Jhatke Lag Rahe Hai” Conductor: “Sale, Bas To Ruki Padi H

Gair Kanuni Kaam Mat Karo

Posted on 22 May 2012 Views: 27,768 -
Ek Pathan Road Pe Susu Kar Raha Tha, Police Ne Use Pakda Or Bola Policewala: “Ye Gair Kanuni Hai.” Pathan Hairani Se: “Ye Kya Bolti Tum? Gair Ka Nuni? Ye Bac

Khan Ko Chutiya Banati Hai Sali.

Posted on 07 Mar 2012 Views: 40,787 - ,
Apne Khan Sahab Ki Biwi Usko Bevkoof Banane Chali Thi, Par Apne Khan Bhi Khan Hai Ese Bevkoof Thode Ban Jayenge.

Gaand Mar Dunga Sali Ki

Posted on 27 Feb 2012 Views: 43,469 -
Pathan Miya Biwi Mein Jagda Ho Raha Tha Aur Baat Gali Gloch Tak Aa Gayi Thi. Pathan Tang Aakar Gusse Se Chillaya Pathan: “Chup Kar Ja Haramjadi Nahi To Gaand Mar Dunga&#

Inspector Ki Gaand Kyu Maari?

Posted on 05 Feb 2012 Views: 40,919 -
Hamare Pyare Khan Sahab Ne Ek Inspector Ki Gaand Mar Li, Aayiye Pade Ki Adalat Main Khan Sahab Ne Kya Wajah Pesh Ki Uski Gand Marne Ki.

Pathan Ki Biwi Ne To Dara Hi Diya

Posted on 26 Jan 2012 Views: 37,796 -
Pathan Ki Biwi Kisi Gair Mard Se Sex Karte Hue Boli. Biwi: “Tum 19ve Aadmi Ho Jis Se Main Thukwa Rahi Hoon” Premi: “Kya Pathan Nahi Thokta?” Biwi: R
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Meri Jaan Aaj Naraz Kyu Hai?

Posted on 23 Jan 2012 Views: 35,255 -
Pathan Apni Patni Se Puchta Hai. Pathan: “Kya Humari Jaan Aaj Hum Se Naraz Hai?” Patni Hairani Se: “Nahi To” Pathan: “To Phir Hamari Taraf Apna M

What The Hell Is This

Posted on 09 Jan 2012 Views: 30,025 -
An Indian, A Japanese, And A Pakistani Were Sitting Naked In The Sauna. Suddenly There Is A Beeping Sound. The Indian Presses His Forearm And The Beeping Stops. The Others Loo
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