Police Station Mein Dhobi Ne Santa Ke Khliaf Complaint Kari Dobhi Rote Hue: “Is Saale Sante Ne Meri Biwi Ki Ijjat Lutt Li” Police Wala: “Kyu Be, Kyu Kiya Tune Esa?”

Ek Aaadmi Ki Lady Police Wali Se Shadi Hui Agle Din Uske Dosto Ne Pucha Dost: “Bata Bhai Kaisi Rahi Suhagrat?” Aadmi: “Ganta Bhenchod, Sali Ne Pahli Rat Ko 800 Rs Jurmana Thok Diya”

Santa Aur Uska Beta Pappu Dono Ne Socha Ki Aaj Kisi Ka Chutiya Kaat Te Hai Pappu Ne Phone Se Ek Number Milaya Aur Pucha:”Kahan Ka Number Hai?” Jawab Aya: “Police Station Ka.” Pappu: “Ap Ke Paas Danda Hai?”

Ek Baar Santa Ko Ek Car Takkar Maar Jaati Hai. Use Kuch Log Utha Ke Pass Ke Hospital Mein Jama Karva Dete Hai Hosh Aane Pe Ek Police Inspector Uska Byan Lene Aata Hai Aur Santa Se Puchta Hai “Jis Car Ne Aapko Takkar Mari Uska Rang Aur Number Kya Tha??”

Santa Banta Ek Ladki Ka Rape Karte Hue Pakde Jaate Hai. Police Unko Identification Parade Ke Liye Bulati Hai Jaisi Hi Ladki Unki Identification Karne Ke Liye Kamre Mein Aati Hai

Lun.D Aur Police Ko Koi Bharosa Nahi Yaaro Kabhi Bhi Kahin Bhi Bina Warning Ke Khade Ho Jate Hai

Woman Being Raped, She Calls The Police Over The Phone & Says : “Helloo Ooh, Oh, Uuhaah, Yes, Uoah, This Man Is Raping Me, Aah Yeahh, Aahh, Can You Come & Arrest Him Tomorrow !!!

Ek Bar Ek Sardar Ji Car Ko Road Par Park Kar Ke Peshab Kar Rahe Thhe To Paas Se Jate Ek Foreigner Ne Ruk Kar Unse Pucha “Aapke Yahan Police Nahi Pakadti Kya?” Sardar Ji Replied: “Nahi Hamare Yahan Hume Khud Hi Pakad Ke Karna Padta Hai“

Police : “Tune Bache Ki Gand Kyun Maari??” Mujrim : “Ji Janaab Thand Jyada Thi Or Bacha Khubsoorat Thha” Police : “Ab Bacha Kahan Hai??” Mujrim : “Wo Khush Hai Or Ye Sms Pad Raha Hai…..“

Ek Bar Ek Sardar Ji Ko Political Rally Mein Police Ne Pakkad Liya…. Kyunki, Ek Ladki Apni Chest Pe Ek Badge Laga Ke Ghoom Rahi Thi “Press” Bus Sardar Ji Ne Press Kar Diya.