Ek Bar Ek Political Rally Mein Santa Ko Police Ne Pakad Liya Aur Khub Jamkar Pityai Kari Baad Mein Logo Ne Jab Reason Pucha To Santa Rote Hue Bola. “Udhar Ek Ladki Apni

Police Station Mein Dhobi Ne Santa Ke Khliaf Complaint Kari Dobhi Rote Hue: “Is Saale Sante Ne Meri Biwi Ki Ijjat Lutt Li” Police Wala: “Kyu Be, Kyu Kiya Tun

Ek Aaadmi Ki Lady Police Wali Se Shadi Hui Agle Din Uske Dosto Ne Pucha Dost: “Bata Bhai Kaisi Rahi Suhagrat?” Aadmi: “Ganta Bhenchod, Sali Ne Pahli Rat Ko 8

Santa Aur Uska Beta Pappu Dono Ne Socha Ki Aaj Kisi Ka Chutiya Kaat Te Hai Pappu Ne Phone Se Ek Number Milaya Aur Pucha:”Kahan Ka Number Hai?” Jawab Aya: “Po

Ek Baar Santa Ko Ek Car Takkar Maar Jaati Hai. Use Kuch Log Utha Ke Pass Ke Hospital Mein Jama Karva Dete Hai Hosh Aane Pe Ek Police Inspector Uska Byan Lene Aata Hai Aur Sant

Santa Banta Ek Ladki Ka Rape Karte Hue Pakde Jaate Hai. Police Unko Identification Parade Ke Liye Bulati Hai Jaisi Hi Ladki Unki Identification Karne Ke Liye Kamre Mein Aati H

Lun.D Aur Police Ko Koi Bharosa Nahi Yaaro Kabhi Bhi Kahin Bhi Bina Warning Ke Khade Ho Jate Hai

Woman Being Raped, She Calls The Police Over The Phone & Says : “Helloo Ooh, Oh, Uuhaah, Yes, Uoah, This Man Is Raping Me, Aah Yeahh, Aahh, Can You Come & Arrest

Ek Bar Ek Sardar Ji Car Ko Road Par Park Kar Ke Peshab Kar Rahe Thhe To Paas Se Jate Ek Foreigner Ne Ruk Kar Unse Pucha “Aapke Yahan Police Nahi Pakadti Kya?” Sard

Police : “Tune Bache Ki Gand Kyun Maari??” Mujrim : “Ji Janaab Thand Jyada Thi Or Bacha Khubsoorat Thha” Police : “Ab Bacha Kahan Hai??” Mu