Kamyab Logo Ka Example Har Koi Deta Hai, Par Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Shayad Ye Baat Nahi Sochi Hogi?

Santa Was Asked To Explain “Rape” He Said: “It Is A Very-Very Difficult Job, It Is Something Like Playing Golf With A Moving Hole“

Ek Aisa Kaam Jo Hum Khud Kare To Koi Problem Nahi Par Koi Aur Kare To Bahut Gussa Aata Hai?

Baba Saxidas Ke Ek Bhakt Ne Badi Pareshan Si Halat Mein Unse Puchha. Bhakt: “Ladkiyo Ke Nipples Ke Aas-Pas Small Dots Kyu Hote Hain?” Babaji: “Yeh Andhe Bhaiyo Ke Liye Bhagwan Ne Braille Lipi Mein Likha Hai Kripya Yahaa Chuse.“

Madam Ne Ek Sawal Pucha, Jiska Jawab Pappu Se Sun Kar Bechari Sharam Se Pani Pani Ho Gayi.

Class Mein Teacher Students Se Puchti Hai. Teacher: “Indira Gandhi Aur Sonia Gandhi Mein Kya Samanta Hai?” Santa Soch Ke Bola: “Mam, Dono Ke Nipples Rajiv Gandhi Ne Choose Hai.“

Ek Raja Apne Ghode Pe Shikaar Par Gaya, Ussne Waha Ek Hirni Dekhi. Hirni Ka Naam Teri Tha, Ussne Teri Pe Goli Mari. Teri Tadapne Lagi, Raja Usske Pass Gaya. Lekin Teri Ghode Ke Pero Ke Niche Aa Gayi Aur Mar Gayi? Abb Sawal Yeh Hai Ki Teri Kisne Mari Raja Ne Ya Ghode Ne. [...]

Santa Ka Beta Pappu Usse Puchta Hai. Pappu: “Papa Ye Car Ke Peeche ‘L‘ Likhne Ka Matlab Kya Hota Hai?” Santa: “Beta ‘L’ Ka Matlab Hai Ki, Driver Ko Driving Ke Baare Mein ‘Lund‘ Bhi Nahi Pata“

Question: “Bra Aur Baniyan Mein Kya Fark Hai?” Answer: “Bra Mein Kapda Kum Lagta Hai Aur Maal Jyada Aata Hai Aur Baniyan Mein Kapada Jyada Lagata Hai Aur Maal Kum Aata Hai.”

Difference Between Stamina And Energy: Energy – “Khade Lund Par Gile Towel Ko Tangna” Stamina – “Towel Ke Sukhne Tak Lund Ko Khada Rakhna“