Baba Saxidas Ke Ek Bhakt Ne Badi Pareshan Si Halat Mein Unse Puchha. Bhakt: “Ladkiyo Ke Nipples Ke Aas-Pas Small Dots Kyu Hote Hain?” Babaji: “Yeh Andhe Bhaiyo Ke Liye Bhagwan Ne Braille Lipi Mein Likha Hai Kripya Yahaa Chuse.“

English Ki Teacher Class Mein Pappu Se Puchti Hai. Teacher: “Chalo Pappu Batao, Jo Sun Na Sake Use Kya Kahenge?” Pappu: “Use Madarchod, Maa Ke Lode, Behenchod, Behen Ka Loda, Kuch Bhi Keh Do, Konsa Sun Lega…“

Class Mein Teacher Students Se Puchti Hai. Teacher: “Indira Gandhi Aur Sonia Gandhi Mein Kya Samanta Hai?” Santa Soch Ke Bola: “Mam, Dono Ke Nipples Rajiv Gandhi Ne Choose Hai.“

Ek Raja Apne Ghode Pe Shikaar Par Gaya, Ussne Waha Ek Hirni Dekhi. Hirni Ka Naam Teri Tha, Ussne Teri Pe Goli Mari. Teri Tadapne Lagi, Raja Usske Pass Gaya. Lekin Teri Ghode Ke Pero Ke Niche Aa Gayi Aur Mar Gayi? Abb Sawal Yeh Hai Ki Teri Kisne Mari Raja Ne Ya Ghode Ne. [...]

Santa Ka Beta Pappu Usse Puchta Hai. Pappu: “Papa Ye Car Ke Peeche ‘L‘ Likhne Ka Matlab Kya Hota Hai?” Santa: “Beta ‘L’ Ka Matlab Hai Ki, Driver Ko Driving Ke Baare Mein ‘Lund‘ Bhi Nahi Pata“

Question: “Bra Aur Baniyan Mein Kya Fark Hai?” Answer: “Bra Mein Kapda Kum Lagta Hai Aur Maal Jyada Aata Hai Aur Baniyan Mein Kapada Jyada Lagata Hai Aur Maal Kum Aata Hai.”

Difference Between Stamina And Energy: Energy – “Khade Lund Par Gile Towel Ko Tangna” Stamina – “Towel Ke Sukhne Tak Lund Ko Khada Rakhna“

A English Teacher Asked Nisha In Class. Teacher: “Use The Word Handsome In A Sentence” Nisha: “When I Suck My Boyfriends Dick, My Jaws Get Really Tired So I Use My Hand Some Times“

Santa Was Rejected At A MBA Job Interview, Because When He Was Asked To Give An Example Of Good Team Work. . . . . . He Replied: “Gang- Rape“

What Did Snow White Complain About After Having Sex With The Seven Dwarfs? Snow White Said: “I Would Rather Have Seven Inches At One Time. Not One Inch At Seven Times“